The whole thing feels like a half finished sketch someone left on a bar napkin. Christie Room, that's the name, and it's got this lo-fi energy where the art isn't bad but it's not trying to be clean either. You're at a pool table with three women and the goal is to get them to fuck each other. That's it. No pretense.

The dialogue is stilted in a way that loops back around to being charming, like a badly translated hentai OVA from 2003. You click around, pick up a bottle of lube, read some text that sounds like it was run through three different translators, and suddenly there's a lesbian strapon scene happening on the green felt. The choice system is bare bones. You either say the right thing or you don't. I spent ten minutes stuck because I didn't realize I had to use an item from my inventory on a specific character. The game doesn't hold your hand. It just sits there, waiting, like a bored dealer at a card table.

The hentai quest structure is weirdly compelling. You're not solving puzzles so much as poking at the scene until something unlocks. One moment you're talking about pool cues, the next you're watching two girls go at it while the third watches. The CGs are explicit, no mosaics, full on. There's a roughness to the linework that actually helps the vibe. It's not polished. It's horny and direct.

I wish the pool table itself mattered more. You'd think the setting would lead to some creative positioning but it's mostly just a backdrop. Still, for what it is, a quick adventure with zero filler, it delivers. The sound design is nonexistent though. I had lo-fi beats playing in another tab and it synced up weirdly well. Maybe that's the intended experience.