A nun with tits that could knock over a barn and zero shame, that’s WIP. You get this one scene with Maria, presumably before she goes full slut according to the title, and it’s a sandbox of poking and prodding. Options everywhere. Undress. Sway. Pulse. Get wet. You can just sit there making her pussy glisten or literally bounce her ass in your face until you're bored. The squirting is massive, as advertised, probably enough to fill a fucking well. The actual sex hits hard, anal and all, but the transition to "hard sex" feels like someone flipped a switch.

The whole thing exists to promote The Legend of LUST, which sounds like a generic fantasy but then again who cares. I spent way too long on the pussy licking toggle, just watching her react. The ass licking has this weirdly detailed sound that reminds me of a dog I had once, not sexy but I couldn't stop. Body swaying while she prays is a nice touch, wish there was a confessional involved. A full game with this nun? Maybe. Right now it’s basically a tech demo for perverts. The stiffness sometimes kills the mood like a mannequin cosplay. Then you hit the squirt and you forget about it.

Ever think about how farm aesthetics are just wasted on crops? Here you got a busty nun and no hay bales in sight. The pulsing pussy mechanic is something I never knew I needed until I was stuck watching it for a solid minute. The game calls this "from nun to slut" but she starts off pretty eager. Not that I'm complaining. The lack of polish actually makes it hotter, like a sketch that gets you going more than a finished painting. I wish the farm tag was literal, Maria milking cows one minute and getting railed the next. That won't happen. The Legend of LUST better deliver on this tease or what's the point.

Jade just sits there on the screen, right, blue hair pooling around shoulders that are way too stiff. The idle animation loops every couple seconds. Her chest, look, I know the tags say big boobs and they are big but something about the way they sit there, like two water balloons that forgot about gravity. Actually I couldn't stop staring at them which I guess is the point.

Clicked around like an idiot for a minute before I figured out it's just those three buttons. BJ, bent over, missionary. No buildup, no talking, just smash the button and things happen. The BJ scene has this weird thing where her head doesn't quite line up. There's a gap between her mouth and, yknow, and my brain kept noticing it instead of, well, enjoying it. But then I switched to bent over and suddenly everything looked right. The arch of her back, the way her ass moves. That pose they actually got right. Weird how one position can look broken and the next one hits exactly what you wanted.

The sounds though. Or lack of sounds actually there are slapping noises but they cut out randomly. I had Discord open in another tab and kept alt-tabbing to check if someone was messaging me because the silence felt wrong. But then like the third time I clicked missionary I noticed this little breath thing she does. Barely there. Had to lean into my screen. Those small details that shouldn't matter so much in a game like this but they do.

If you get the Patreon version maybe there's more. The free one is three positions no dialogue no story just Jade and those big blue tits. Which honestly is sometimes what you open a browser for at one in the morning. Tap the buttons, finish, close the tab. Not complicated. I do wish she'd look at the camera more though, her eyes wander off to the corner a lot like she's reading a text or something.

The blonde’s tits bounce with a physics engine that feels like it’s held together with tape and prayers. Into the Forest Chapter 2, right. BabusGames came back with a script twice as long as the first one, which mostly means more grunting and more positions where the girl’s spine would snap in real life. The hard sex is the point. You click through dialogue that reads like a bad porno script translated through three languages, and then you’re in a loop of pounding animations. The blonde character, big boobs spilling out of whatever torn fabric is left, stares at you with dead eyes. It’s an adult flash game that knows exactly what it is.

The new Log and Hide UI features. Hide UI is essential because the default interface is ugly as sin, clunky buttons that remind me of old Newgrounds projects before anyone knew what they were doing. The Log feature lets you replay text, which, I mean, if you’re here for the prose you’ve already lost the plot. I spent five minutes just clicking the hide button on and off, watching the screen clear up, then bringing back the mess. It’s like fidgeting with a broken toy. The game crashed once in Firefox, just a white screen of death, and I had to switch to Chrome like the warning says. A desktop version exists somewhere on a Google Drive link that my antivirus definitely side-eyed.

There’s a moment where the animation loops so aggressively the character’s leg clips through the ground and I laughed out loud. That’s the charm, I think. Or maybe it’s just broken. The whole thing feels unpolished on purpose, a deliberate middle finger to anyone expecting AAA sheen. The exclusive scene for patrons is probably more of the same, just in HD. I wish the sound design wasn’t just a single wet slap on repeat. It won’t change. This is the game. You get what you pay for, except it’s free, so you get exactly that.

The music bug is still there. You have to go into the sound menu and manually switch tracks to get anything playing, which is such a weirdly specific thing to have broken for this long. But that's the whole vibe of Occupational Hazards Episode 2, isn't it? It's a mess held together with tape and horny energy, and somehow that's exactly why I keep clicking through it.

The new planet has a chastity gear factory. A whole factory. You can get locked into things there, and the game actually tracks it properly now, which is either a threat or a promise depending on what you're into. The dating system got tweaked too, and the dev's note about it made me laugh. Just keep calling them, they'll ask you out eventually. That's not a bug, that's just how furries date apparently. There's also a brothel now, and some cartel jobs that are more fleshed out than they have any right to be for an alpha build. The writing during those missions has this deadpan delivery that makes the absurdity land better. You're doing crime for a fox in a trenchcoat while wearing a collar you got from a factory, and nobody acts like this is strange.

The machine masturbation scenes back on the ship are... a choice. One of them is hidden, which means you'll probably find it by accident while trying to figure out why your inventory won't let you right-click anymore. They fixed that, by the way. Right-click is for using items now, stop trying to drag things. The emergency clothing system is a nice touch for when you realize you're stranded naked in space and need to craft something out of desperation and bad decisions. The starmap exists now, which makes navigation less of a guessing game, but the military blockade scenes will still funnel you toward the content whether you like it or not. The game knows what it wants you to see.

The whole thing feels like a bootleg flash game from 2007 that someone forgot to delete, and I mean that as a compliment. Click a girl, she spreads, you click faster. That's it. But there's this one chick with tits bigger than her head and a smile like she just robbed a sperm bank, and the animation when you finally nail her is so janky it loops like a broken GIF. Somehow that makes it hotter.

Version log says they "fixed Night Patrol Gal animation freeze" which tells me the dev actually cares about the important bugs. Not the button animations, not the song, but the moment when a pixelated policewoman gets stuck mid-bounce. Respect. The new songs are whatever, some synth loop that sounds like a ringtone from a phone you lost in 2011. But the sex scenes, man. Hard sex tag is not lying. There's no build up, no dialogue, just immediate penetration with sound effects that clip. One girl cums in like four seconds if you click the right spot. Another takes forever and you start wondering if your mouse is broken.

And yeah, meet n fuck is the whole premise. No story, no names, just a menu of horny women waiting for a well hung hunk. The game literally says that. You click, you fuck, you leave. Sometimes new girls appear if you check back. That's the entire loop. I keep coming back to see if the big boobs one got a new pose. She didn't. But the night patrol gal got her animation fixed, so there's that.

Honestly the lack of polish is the point. It's like jerking off to a sketchbook. Not for everyone, but for the right mood, it hits different than those overproduced 3D porn games with voice acting and plot. This one just wants you to cum and close the tab. No shame in that.

Right so the whole thing is basically two clicks on a bulge and then you're off. Vergo from One Piece, the dude with the steak on his face, looking like he just walked out of a lo-fi hip hop stream. The animation is deliberately crusty, like someone ran it through a VHS filter and called it a day. I spent way too long just watching his idle breathing, the way his chest moves under that coat. The music is some chill beat that loops and honestly I forgot I was supposed to be doing something. The smoke from his mouth drifts up and it's the most hypnotic thing. There's a purple button on the left that toggles his haki form, which turns his skin all shiny and dark. I clicked that like twenty times just to see the transition. The red signals the dev mentions in the edit are actually bright red arrows pointing at the next thing to click, but I was too busy staring at the bulge growing to notice them at first. Classic me.

The whole game is just a sequence of Vergo getting increasingly exposed, his massive cock springing out and then there's some stroking animation that loops. The cumshot is... there. It's fine. I wish there was more interaction honestly, maybe some sound effects beyond the music. The dev said "who wouldn't click on that" in the notes and yeah fair point but also maybe give me more than two clicks before the whole thing plays out? The art style is rough but charming, like someone's first Flash project from 2006 that they're still proud of. I respect that. The way his pants strain before the reveal is actually well done, the fabric stretching in a way that feels almost tactile.

Speaking of fabric, I've been getting into raw denim lately and the break-in period is brutal. You can't wash them for six months and they smell like a wet dog. Anyway Vergo's coat would probably be really stiff if it was denim, which it isn't, it's some kind of marine officer wool blend probably. The haki version makes it look like patent leather which is a whole different texture conversation. The game doesn't explore any of this obviously. It's just a quick fap material with a character from an anime fight scene that was already pretty charged with tension. The original fight had Sanji getting his leg cracked and there's something about taking that intimidating presence and making him vulnerable here that works. Or doesn't. I don't know. The bulge grows in two clicks and then you just follow the red arrows to the end. That's it. That's the game.

The hint system. You type "dad" and it just... tells you what to do. Not a puzzle, not a riddle, just straight up "go here, click this." Why even have a game then? But I used it. Twice. The pixel hunting gets weird when you're trying to find the right angle to click on a towel rack while Melanie's mom is literally in the next room.

Melanie's whole deal is she's got these... assets. Youth and beauty, the description says. The 3d models are that specific kind of jank where the skin looks like it's made of slightly melted plastic but somehow the jiggle physics got all the development budget. She's trying to fuck Patrick again, mom's boyfriend, and the tension is supposed to be about getting caught. Except the mom character walks like she's on rails and her AI is basically "stare at wall, turn, stare at other wall." Real threatening.

The sex scenes. Hard sex tag is accurate I guess, if you count animations that loop with the mechanical precision of a car assembly line. Patrick's face during the deed... I can't unsee it. That thousand yard stare while Melanie is doing her thing. But here's the contradiction, I kept clicking. The trashy soap opera setup, the terrible voice acting that sounds recorded in someone's bathroom, the way dialogue options are basically "be subtle" or "be a complete slut" with nothing in between. It's like watching a trainwreck where the train is also porn.

Wish there was more to the mom catching you. She just... doesn't. Unless you really fuck up. And even then it's a game over screen that looks like it was made in MS Paint. No drama, no confrontation scene where she loses her shit. Missed opportunity. The whole thing runs in browser so at least you don't have to explain an icon on your desktop. Small mercies.

Right, so this quiz game. It's got this one brunette, real human model, not some drawn thing, and the whole point is you answer questions to get her clothes off. Simple enough. But the questions, man. The first couple I was just clicking boxes like a trained monkey, not really thinking. It's a logic thing, they say. You're supposed to figure out the pattern. I was just staring at her tits, honestly. Perfect shape, the kind you just want to bury your face in. And that ass, when she turns around. Fuck. I'd eat her alive, just like the description says. No lies detected there.

The game itself is a bit of a mess though. The interface feels like it was coded in an afternoon, which I guess is the point of "deliberately unpolished." But there's unpolished and then there's "did you even test this" unpolished. The clicking feels off sometimes, like the hitbox for the right answer is a pixel wide. Spent way too long on one question where I knew the damn answer but the game just wouldn't accept my click. Almost closed the tab. But then she'd do this little shimmy and a bra strap would slip and I'd forget what I was mad about. It's a cheap trick but it works.

After the third or fourth question, you do start to see the logic. It's not rocket science. It's almost insultingly simple once you get it. Like, oh, that's the gimmick. And then you're just speedrunning the rest to see her fully naked. Which, you know, is the whole contract we signed up for. The strip itself is hot, the model is gorgeous, but the game part is just a flimsy curtain. Don't go in expecting a brain teaser. It's a stroking aid with extra steps. The payoff is worth it if you're into that specific look, but I've already forgotten the question pattern. I just remember the way her hip curved when the panties finally dropped.

The sound mixing is a goddamn mess. I don't know who decided the default levels but the moans hit like a truck while the actual dialogue is a whisper, had to dig into the options menu just to stop my neighbors from thinking I'm murdering someone. The sassy pirate in Chapter 3, she's got this one line delivery that's actually pretty good, but then the audio crackles like an old radio and it's just... why. This is the kind of thing that makes you appreciate when a game just works, you know? I was playing that farming sim last week and the audio was fine, but here we are.

The 59 days of content thing is weirdly specific. Not 60, not a nice round number, just 59. And some of those days are clearly placeholder stuff where the dialogue just stops mid-sentence or a character T-poses in the corner while you're supposed to be having a dramatic moment. The big boobs physics are there, I'll give it that, they bounce with real enthusiasm during the hard sex scenes, but then you'll click on a camp activity and the whole thing freezes for five seconds. The developer says they're from Thailand and their English is rough, and yeah you can tell, some of the text reads like it went through a blender, but honestly that adds a certain charm. Like when the pirate calls you a "stupid fuck man" instead of whatever she was supposed to say, it's almost better.

The Patreon situation is what gets me though. They're going through medical problems, which sucks, genuinely, but the whole "bugs are fixed for patrons first" model feels like holding the working version hostage. I found a game-breaking bug where the adventure map wouldn't load after a certain camp scene, reported it, and then read that it's probably already fixed behind a paywall. That's a choice. The hard sex content is there and it's explicit as hell, no complaints on that front, but getting to it sometimes requires savescumming around the jank. There's this one scene with the big boobs character where the animation actually syncs up perfectly and it's hot, then the next one the camera clips inside her torso and you're staring at the back of her eyeballs.