The loading screen is just a static image of Velma looking confused, which honestly sets the tone better than any menu could. Right away you know what you're getting into. That orange turtleneck is already half off and her glasses are already crooked before you even click anything. The whole thing runs in browser, no frills, just a series of looping animations you unlock by clicking through positions. My adblocker tried to warn me about the site hosting it. I clicked through anyway.

The facial animations are what got me. Not the body stuff, that's standard flash-era jank with the weird stretching and the physics that make no sense. But her face. Whoever made this understood that Velma's whole deal is the glasses and the skeptical eyebrow. There's this one moment where she looks directly at the POV camera with this expression that's half annoyance half genuine enjoyment, like she's about to explain why the monster was actually old man Henderson but then decided against it. That look. That's the whole game right there. The cumshot at the end lands directly on her lenses and she just sits there blinking behind them. Not wiping it off. Just existing in that state. It's weirdly committed to the bit.

The audio is just one loop of what I think is supposed to be moaning but sounds more like someone trying to start a lawnmower. There's no way to turn it off without muting the tab. The background is the Mystery Machine van but it's just a brown blur, like they drew it from memory after not watching the show for fifteen years. Shaggy is nowhere to be seen which feels like a missed opportunity honestly. Not even a voice line. Just Velma and the void and that one audio loop. You'll finish in under five minutes and then stare at the ceiling wondering why you have such specific nostalgia for a character who solves mysteries.

The locker room smells like stale sweat and cheap deodorant, that specific gym funk that clings to everything. Jenny's on her knees before you can even process the door clicking shut. No setup, no pretense. Just blonde hair pulled back, those ridiculous tits practically spilling out of her sports bra, and this look that says she's been thinking about this since your last set of squats. The whole "story" from part one? Gone. Poof. This is the literary equivalent of skipping the foreword and going straight to the dog-eared pages.

Left arrow, right arrow. That's the whole mechanical depth here. Switching between angles like flipping channels on a very specific, very pornographic television. One moment you're looking down at her working the shaft, the next you've got a side view of those lips stretched around you. The pov shifts are jarring in a way that reminds me of reading Bataille, how he'd abruptly change perspective mid-sentence to make you uncomfortably aware of your own gaze. Except here it's just... convenient camera placement. The cumshot trigger is basically the only interactive decision that matters, and even that feels predetermined by how long you've been edging the scene transitions.

The gym instructor tag is doing some heavy lifting for what's essentially a blowjob simulator with extra steps. There's something almost honest about how little it pretends to be anything else. No grinding for affection points, no dialogue trees about her childhood dreams. Just a woman who apparently really enjoys the taste of post-workout cock. The big cock model clips through her cheek slightly during the deeper scenes, which I noticed and now can't un-notice. It's like finding a typo in your favorite smutty paperback, that tiny imperfection that somehow makes the whole thing more endearing. Or maybe I'm just rationalizing lazy rigging. Probably that.

downloaded this thing on a whim after seeing a clip on twitter, some pixelated gif of a machine arm pulling a girl’s panties off while she’s strapped to a chair. you know the kind. the pov tag made me think it’d be more immersive but honestly half the time i forgot it was supposed to be my perspective because the camera angles are so weird, like someone dropped the webcam and just left it on the floor.

the girl’s got these ridiculous big tits that bounce in a way that defies physics, and the machine, this clunky metal contraption, starts with simple stuff like undressing her. then it unlocks new tools as you click through. a vibrating probe, some suction thing, eventually this thick dildo attachment that goes straight for anal. no warmup, just whirring and then she’s making this face that’s half horror half boredom. the cumshot mechanic is messy, literally, ropes of white pixel fluid that splatter across her stomach and the floor. you can trigger it whenever but the timing feels off, like the machine’s rhythm doesn’t match the sound effects. the audio is a whole other complaint, the squelching noises loop so badly i thought my browser was crashing. reloaded the page twice.

there’s a humor tag but i’m not sure if it’s intentional. the sex slave setup is played so straight that it circles back to absurd, like the machine malfunctions and starts spinning her upside down while the dildo keeps going. i laughed but also felt weird about it. my sketchbook is open next to me and i keep drawing her with more expressive eyes, giving her a backstory where she built the machine herself and it went rogue. that’s not in the game though. in the game she’s just a virtual body with no dialogue, no resistance, just a series of unlockable positions. the progression system is basically a checklist of depravity. at one point the machine has three arms working at once and i thought my trackpad was going to give out from all the clicking. why no keyboard shortcuts. why.

This Mrs Hughes thing, right, it's basically a fap roulette with a redhead milf painted on the front. You click and she takes her clothes off, standard stuff, but then you start typing random garbage into a whisper box and suddenly you’re balls deep in a completely different cartoon character. I typed "biocock" as a joke and got some mutant from a game I haven't thought about since my balls dropped, covered in green goo. The cumshot is a paint job, it just appears like a sticker. The whole thing feels like someone made it in a weekend using a cracked copy of Flash, the animation is stiffer than a board.

But that's not the point, you don't play this for smooth loops. The true degenerate shit is the scavenger hunt for the codes. "Thunderwhip" gives you a chick with electricity hands, "double d" is exactly the chest size you think. The pov is just a static crotch view while everything else jiggles around it, no real interaction. I wish they'd add a proper creampie finish instead of just a white screen, total mood killer. The iron giant tag is a lie, it's just some robot hand in the background of one scene, total clickbait.

The worst part? I spent ten minutes trying to get Mrs Hughes' stockings to stay on while cycling outfits. They just vanish. It's a broken mess. A beautiful, stupid broken mess where you can accidentally trigger a sex scene with a background extra from a forgotten 90s movie. Forgot what I was talking about. The stockings though, really, how hard is it to keep the stockings on? Anyway, the hotel scenery is just a blurry jpeg. Needs a code to make her actually hold the cum in her mouth instead of instantly swallowing. It’s the little things.

For a game that's literally about picking angel or human and going to town, the loading screen takes forever. Not like, forever forever, but enough that I tabbed out to check Discord and forgot what I was doing. Came back to a frozen frame of Otonashi's face looking mildly concerned. Relatable.

The whole thing is aggressively straightforward. No pretense about story or buildup, just a character select and then bam, you're in a POV scene with Yuzuru. The cumshot mechanic is basically the only interactive part, you aim with your mouse and click to, well, you know. It lands on her tits or wherever you're pointing. Physics are weird though, sometimes it looks like silly string, other times it just clips through her shoulder and vanishes. Spent way too long trying to get it to pool in her collarbone because the collision mesh is apparently just a suggestion. The big tits tag isn't lying, they're prominently featured and jiggle when you finish, but the animation loop for the idle breathing looks like she's constantly shrugging. Can't unsee it now.

Sound design is just some wet slapping noises on a loop and a single moan track that restarts awkwardly every ten seconds. The whole scene selector is just two buttons, one for the human version and one for the angel version. Angel version has wings that clip through the bed. The human version is just... the same model without wings. Riveting stuff. Honestly the whole thing feels like someone ripped a single scene from a bigger project and uploaded it as a standalone. No menu music, no settings, just raw functionality. Like a tech demo for a cumshot mechanic that nobody asked for but here we are. Got what I expected

The cumshot in this one, chef's kiss. It's the whole reason to be here, honestly. Silestaur's third go with Anno and they finally figured out the money shot. The animation itself is like, three loops stitched together with a button to swap between them. You pick a dick style from a dropdown. Furry stuff, mostly. Then you watch it go in her ass. That's the game. That's the whole thing.

The ass is spectacular, they weren't lying in the description. The way it deforms around the base is the only thing keeping me from closing the tab. But the loop transition? Jarring. Like a TikTok edit made by someone who just discovered CapCut. One second you're watching a slow grind, the next it's reset to frame one with zero easing. Takes you right out of it. I spent more time clicking the style buttons than actually... you know. The pov tag is doing heavy lifting here because the camera angle never changes. It's just locked there, staring at the action like a security camera. Which works, I guess, if you're into that detached voyeur thing.

I'd give this the "Best Reload Button Workout" award. My index finger got more action than anything else on screen. The cumshot loop is genuinely good though. The way it pulses, the overshoot. Someone spent time on that specific three second clip and then built a game around it. Respect the priorities. The furry tag is accurate but it's more like... scalie adjacent? Whatever. If you've seen Silestaur's other work you know the vibe. This is just a concentrated dose of it with a dick selector bolted on.

I went in thinking, okay, parody game, you get what you pay for. The art is... a choice. It's got that early 2000s Flash animation vibe, the kind that makes you wonder if the artist was tracing over a screenshot or just going from memory. Blossom's proportions are all over the place. Her tits are massive, like someone inflated two beach balls and painted them skin color. The red hair is the only thing that really screams "Powerpuff" but then she's got this weirdly detailed face that looks nothing like her. It's uncanny, but in a way that somehow loops back around to being funny?

The customization tag is a joke, right? You can't change her hair or outfit or anything. The only "customization" is picking if you finish inside or on her face. That's it. Two buttons. Cumshot or creampie. I spent like ten minutes clicking back and forth just to see if the animation changed. It does, barely. The creampie just adds a little white puddle that clips through her leg half the time. I laughed my ass off the first time it happened. The sound design is what really gets me. The squelching noises are so over the top, like someone stepping in mud. It completely ruins any attempt at taking it seriously, which I guess is the point?

The gallery from the main menu is just the same two poses you see in the game. A blowjob pose where her head bobs like a broken metronome, and the sex pose where you just thrust endlessly. You can't change speed or angle. The POV is fixed. I found myself just staring at the background, which is this blurry purple smear. What is it supposed to be? Townsville? A bedroom? It's just... purple.

There's a weird charm to how unpolished it is. Like finding a dirty drawing in a high school notebook. It's not trying to be a real game. It's a five minute distraction that delivers exactly what it promises and nothing more. The cumshot animation is surprisingly fluid though, I'll give it that. The way it arcs and lands is almost hypnotic. Almost made me forget the audio sounds like a plunger in a clogged toilet.

The pleasure bar mechanic is basically a fidget spinner for your dick. You cycle through handjob, blowjob, titjob, and the three fuck poses, watching a meter fill while the blonde elf does that smooth 3D animation thing. It's not deep. It's not pretending to be deep. But the loop has that idle-game pull where you just want to see the next cumshot variant before closing the tab.

And then you don't close the tab.

The POV camera work deserves a mock award. Call it "Best Use of a Stationary Camera While Your Brain Checks Out." The elf's face stays locked in that half-lidded expression, and the animation interpolation between poses is weirdly satisfying, like watching a very horny screensaver. Switching views mid-handjob feels like cheating the system, and I mean that as a compliment. The titjob segment has this jiggle physics that's just slightly too bouncy, like the developer turned the elasticity slider to eleven and said "good enough."

One thing that bugs me, and I'll bury this here because it's minor: the cumshot triggers feel arbitrary. Sometimes the bar fills and the scene cuts before you've mentally finished. Other times it lingers like a waiter who won't leave the table. No consistency. But maybe that's the point, keeping you on edge.

The game doesn't care about story or character. The elf has no name, no dialogue, no motivation beyond the obvious. And honestly, that's refreshing. No fake RPG stats, no unlockable gallery gating, just a blonde, a cock, and a meter. It's the gaming equivalent of a protein shake: functional, repetitive, and you know exactly what you're getting. The therapist angle? She's not repressing anything. She's just there to fill a bar. We should all be so uncomplicated.

The cum lands on her face and just... sits there. Like a weird glossy sticker. Doesn't drip, doesn't smear when she blinks. I kept clicking just to see if the animation would catch up but nope, static splash. For a game that's basically a loop of pounding a catgirl cheerleader with a dick the size of her forearm, you'd think they'd nail the money shot. That's the whole point, right? The creampie variant is slightly better, at least the overflow logic exists, but the facial is so stiff it pulled me right out. And I was already barely in.

The setup is bare. You get three holes and a handjob option, same as that other cheerleader game this is apparently an update to. Never played the original but I can guess nothing changed except the character model. She's got the ears, the tail, the vacant expression that's supposed to read as aroused but lands closer to "thinking about what to buy at the konbini." The anal view is the only one with any real weight to it, the way her back arches just enough to sell the size difference. Pussy animation loops too fast, like a gif on double speed. The rubbing option is... why is it even there? Edging simulator without the payoff.

Sound design is what you'd expect. Wet slaps, same moan sample triggered every fourth thrust. After two minutes I muted it and put on a playlist. The POV framing works though, I'll give it that. When you switch to doggy the camera stays locked on the penetration point and for a second it feels almost immersive. Then she turns her head and the thousand-yard stare returns. Wish there was a way to toggle expressions. Or cum physics. Or anything beyond the bare minimum. The game knows what it is. I just wish it was slightly more.