Rei Ayanami but not the one you remember. This version got hit with some serious breast expansion, like someone pumped her full of helium and forgot to stop. The whole shy pilot thing is gone, replaced by this weirdly eager sex doll who just wants to get railed in every position the game can manage. Doggystyle, girl on top, blowjobs that look more like she's trying to unhinge her jaw. The animation is janky as hell, frames skipping around like a flipbook drawn by someone who's never seen a human body move.

The bikini stays on most of the time which is a choice. Not a good one. You'd think with all the emphasis on her massive tits they'd let them breathe but no, the swimsuit just stretches in this uncanny way that makes the whole thing feel like a bootleg figure come to life. There's this one anal scene where the physics just give up entirely and her body clips through itself. I laughed. Not sure that was the intended reaction.

Flying tree frog. That's a tag. I have no idea what it means and I played through every scene twice looking for amphibians. Nothing. Maybe it's some inside joke from the f-series games or maybe I'm just not weeb enough to get it. The cumshot effects are whatever, standard hentai splashes that land in the same three patterns regardless of angle. Rei's pussy is rendered with this weird glossy texture that makes it look like a wet gummy candy. Actually that's kind of hot in a gross way. The whole thing runs in browser so you don't have to commit to keeping it on your hard drive which is probably for the best. I kept clicking through dialogue that was clearly machine translated, lines like "give sex to Rei" that sound like a caveman wrote them. Still fapped though.

Another F-Series girl, another empty room with a blank stare and a body that doesn’t move unless you click something. Rei Ayanami in a blue bikini, just standing there. The whole thing is so aggressively barebones it circles back to being almost hypnotic.

You get these arrows on the sides of the screen. Click them and her pose snaps into something else, legs apart or bent over, the same dead expression on her face. There’s no buildup, no dialogue, no weird angel-fighting foreplay. Just a menu of holes to pick from. The cumshot button is right there from the start, no meter to fill, no resistance. You can just… press it. Watch the white ropes land on her stomach or face while she keeps staring at nothing. It feels less like sex and more like operating a very specialized anatomy viewer. I kept clicking faster, trying to find some hidden reaction, some glitch in her programming. Nothing. She takes it all with that same quiet disinterest.

And the thing is, I don’t hate it. There’s something brutally honest about a porn game that doesn’t pretend to be anything else. No grinding mini-games, no unlockable gallery gated behind stupid puzzles. Just instant access to the exact fantasy the tags promise. The POV angle puts you right there, uncomfortably close. The lack of animation is almost a stylistic choice at this point, like flipping through a dirty flipbook made by someone who only cared about one specific frame. I wish there was a way to change the bikini, maybe peel it off piece by piece instead of just having her naked in some poses. But that would require effort, and this game is allergic to effort. It’s a single-serving fantasy dispenser, and for what it is, the loop of click, fuck, cumshot, repeat scratches an itch I’m not proud of but also won’t deny having.

Rei Ayanami in a santa hat, tits out, getting railed by a translucent purple dildo. That's the whole pitch. No mecha, no angel fights, just the quiet pilot with the blue bob staring at you while her uniform slowly disappears. The game doesn't pretend to be anything else.

Loading it up feels like finding a dusty folder on an old hard drive. The interface is clunky in that specific way where buttons don't quite line up and you gotta click twice sometimes. You pick an outfit. Soubrette, bikini, the santa thing. Then you click to remove pieces. One by one. There's no rhythm game, no dialogue tree, no currency to grind. Just clicking and watching fabric vanish. Her breasts get bigger when you take the bra off. I mean noticeably bigger. Like someone slid a breast expansion slider to 70% and called it a day. The animation is stiff, maybe four frames per action, but there's something weirdly hypnotic about the repetition.

The dildo appears eventually. It's always the same one, that semi transparent purple job with the suction cup base nobody ever uses. You position it. Click. Rei's expression barely changes. That's the part that sticks with me actually. In the show she's this emotionally blank canvas, and here she's got the same thousand yard stare while getting fucked. Is it hot? I don't know. It's certainly something. The wetness effect on her pussy is overdone, like someone discovered a gloss layer and went absolutely ham.

I wish there was a way to make her blink. She never blinks. Just stares at you with those red eyes while the dildo does its looped thrusting animation. The sound design is what you'd expect, wet slaps and quiet moans that sound like they were recorded in a bathroom. No music. Just the sounds. And that stare. For a game about undressing and fucking Rei Ayanami, it's surprisingly lonely. The breast expansion thing keeps throwing me off too. One minute she's canonically proportioned, next minute she's sporting honkers that would require a different Eva plug suit entirely. Nobody asked for that but here we are. Flying Tree Frog made choices and I respect the audacity even when I don't understand the vision.