Look, I've been playing dating sims for years now, and most of them are just... boring? But this My Hero Academia thing caught my attention because, well, who doesn't want to bang their favorite anime girls, right? The setup is pretty straightforward - you're in the hero world and can date basically every hot chick from the series. Ochako, Momo, Tsuyu, even the older ones like Mt. Lady and Midnight. The variety is insane actually, like they included everyone you could possibly think of jerking off to.

What really surprised me was how detailed some of the sex scenes get. I mean, you got everything from basic missionary with innocent characters like Ochako to some really kinky stuff with Himiko Toga - that girl's into some wild shit, let me tell you. The titjob scenes with Momo are chef's kiss, her huge tits look amazing in the Koikatsu engine. And don't get me started on Mirko's scenes... damn bunny girl knows how to ride. Actually, speaking of riding, the reverse cowgirl animations are surprisingly smooth for what this is. Though I gotta say, some of the lesbian scenes feel a bit rushed? Like they're there just to check a box.

The dating sim part is... well, it exists. You talk to girls, give them gifts, build relationship points. Standard stuff really. But honestly, who cares about the dating when you can skip straight to watching Nejire do that thing with her tongue, you know? The missionary positions are vanilla but well-animated, and the doggystyle scenes with characters in their hero costumes hit different. Midnight in particular... fuck, that woman knows what she's doing. Sometimes I wonder if they spent more time on the sex animations than the actual dialogue because some conversations feel weird, but whatever. When you're watching Mitsuki Bakugou in a cheerleader outfit doing what she does best, you're not really thinking about story quality anyway.

You ever play one of those games where the car is just a static background and you're clicking through the same three poses? This one tries harder. It's rough, like someone's first project after watching a Blender tutorial, but there's a specific moment that got me. She's in the passenger seat, brunette with that slightly off stare, and the reverse cowgirl animation kicks in. The car's interior is all wrong, the dashboard looks like it was modeled from memory, but the way she moves, that slow grind while you're supposed to be at some auto race, it has this raw, unpolished energy. The touch mechanics are basic, you just click and drag on her tits, but the undress sequence has a weirdly deliberate pace.

Then the blowjob scene. She's leaning over the center console, and the clipping is atrocious. Her hair phases through the gear shift like it's not even there. But the sound design, or lack of it, creates this strange intimacy. Just wet noises and the hum of an engine that never changes pitch. I found myself wishing the car would actually move, maybe some shitty looping background of a racetrack, but no. You're parked forever. The whole "spend the rest of the day with her" thing is just a fade to black between acts. No dialogue, no choices, just her letting you do whatever because... reasons.

I don't know what I expected. The description promised a date, an auto race, some buildup. Instead you get a slideshow with groping. The pussy is at your disposal, sure, but it's the same looped animation whether you're in the driver's seat or not. I spent five minutes trying to find a hidden angle, some secret interaction with the rearview mirror. Nothing. The car has no backseat. Where's the ambition? You've got a car, a willing brunette, and the entire concept of exhibitionism, and you don't let me fog up the windows? Missed opportunity. Still, that one frame where her top comes off and the sunlight hits wrong, making everything look flat and plastic, I saved a screenshot. Don't judge me.

You ever see a costume and think... the idea is there, but the stitching is falling apart? That's this Haunter parody. The whole thing runs on that one specific kink, the hypnosis angle. And honestly, when it clicks, it clicks. The way the trainer's eyes go blank, that stupid, slack-jawed expression. It's not elegant, it's not high fashion, it's a grimy little fantasy that works because it doesn't pretend to be anything else. The reverse cowgirl position is the main event, and the animation has this clumsy, almost frantic energy to it. Like the frames are just slightly out of sync, which somehow makes the whole "mind control" thing feel more real, more like a broken doll moving. It's raw.

But then the "big cock" tag comes into play and the proportions just go out the window. It looks less like a part of the Haunter and more like a weird, detached third character that just floated into the scene. The outdoors setting is just a green smear, a complete afterthought. I spent half the loop just staring at the trainer's hair, which has this one strand that clips through her shoulder in a way that once you see it, you can't unsee it. It's a tiny, stupid flaw that my brain decided to latch onto. The audio is basically just a low hum, which I guess is the hypnosis? It sounds like my old fridge.

I wish the hypnotized state had more stages, you know? A slow corruption instead of just an instant switch. But that's not what this is. This is a quick, messy loop by sismicious. It's like comparing a detailed cosplay build to just throwing on a purple sheet and calling it a day. The sheet can still be fun, especially when the girl on top is riding with that kind of vacant, programmed rhythm. Just don't look at the seams. Or expect the Pokemon to look anything like its actual design. It's a specific flavor of jank that I'm weirdly okay with, even though I just complained about it for a hundred words.

You know that feeling when you dig through a folder you forgot about and find something that makes you go "oh right, that exists"? That's this Rangiku loop. Pinoytoons just dropped it, no fanfare, and it's exactly the kind of thing that keeps the Soul Society's reputation in the gutter where it belongs.

She's there, red hair spilling everywhere like a damn waterfall, and the animation is that specific kind of rough that somehow works better than the polished stuff. The reverse cowgirl angle means you're mostly watching her back and that impossible mane of hair bounce while she works. But the real show is when the loop resets and you catch the front view for a split second, those ridiculous tits moving with a physics engine that's probably held together with tape and prayers. It's not trying to be a full game. There's one button, one action, and then the creampie finish that Pinoytoons always delivers. No menu diving, no dialogue trees, just Rangiku doing what hentai artists have been drawing her doing since forever.

The whole thing feels like finding a doujin page that someone accidentally animated. Which, honestly, is probably what happened. The art style has that slight jank to the linework, the colors are a bit flat in spots, but when she leans forward and the angle shifts? That's the money shot before the money shot. I wish there was a way to control the speed or maybe switch positions, but that's not what these loops are about. It's a single serving of Rangiku getting filled, and the simplicity is almost aggressive. Like the creator dared you to complain about the lack of features. And I'm not complaining. I'm just saying, if you're going to animate those breasts with that much care, maybe give us a pause button. Or don't. The loop is hypnotic enough on its own, her rhythm never quite syncing with what your brain expects, which keeps it from getting boring even on the tenth repeat. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some wet slaps that cut out awkwardly at the loop point, but you're not here for the audio engineering. You're here because someone finally animated Rangiku's hair covering half the screen while she rides, and that's exactly what you get.

You know that park bench near the guild hall, the one that’s basically a meme at this point. batou’s latest loop just parks Angel and Meredy right there in public, no shame, reverse cowgirl on two random dudes who might as well be mannequins with dicks. The whole thing is like someone took the Fairy Tail guild and said “what if the real magic was just an endless creampie factory.” Angel, or Sorano, whatever, that supposedly cold hearted bitch, is just taking it with this blank look that’s somehow more filthy than if she was screaming. Meredy’s pink hair bounces with a rhythm that’s almost hypnotic, and the loop makes it look like these poor bastards are cumming every two seconds, a literal non stop flood. It’s a short animation, so don’t go expecting a full episode or anything.

The whole premise is dumb as hell and I love it. Everyone knows guilds are just a reason to fuck gently during a mission, right? That’s the lore now. The best part, the absolute top 3 moments you’ll want to screenshot, are first when the camera angle shifts just slightly and you get a perfect view of Meredy’s big boobs slapping together from the force, second that split second where Angel’s pussy is just absolutely overflowing, and third the moment you realize the guys’ faces are completely out of frame the entire time. Who are they? Doesn’t matter. The animation quality itself is deliberately unpolished, rough around the edges like a sketch that got colored in a hurry, but the janky loop is what makes it funny and weirdly hot. The sound is the usual wet slapping, nothing special, I wish there was at least a moan or a grunt from someone but it’s just this silent, mechanical plapping.

It’s like a gif you’d find buried on a rule34 page at 3 AM, not something you’d show off for the art. The public setting is completely wasted, there’s no background character walking by and gasping, no risk, just the bench. I don’t know why I expected more. The orgy tag is generous, it’s just a two on two, but the sheer messy creampie focus almost makes up for it. Almost. The way Meredy’s back arches is a nice touch, a detail that got some actual attention before they just copy pasted the loop. And now I’m thinking about how batou always does this, makes one good loop and calls it a day. Why is the bench so clean? It’s a public park. This thing needs a mess slider or something, but it won’t get one.

Virginity and Reo. That name alone. I clicked because the thumbnail had a blonde in latex doing that thing where her spine bends like a question mark, and I thought, okay, this is either going to be genius or a car crash. It's both. The whole setup is this weird bootleg Matrix parody where Neo is called Reo and Trinity is called Virginity, and Charlie, the Oracle stand-in, just straight up tells you she can smell your cock. I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab before the first scene loaded.

Then the reverse cowgirl happened and I forgot what I was laughing about. The animations are janky in a way that somehow makes it hotter, like someone animated this with one hand and a very specific memory. The latex shines wrong, the hair clips through shoulders, and the stand-carry position looks like a physics glitch from 2006. But the rhythm of it, the way the blonde's back arches when the big cock slides in, that's the stuff. There's a gangbang sequence later with Trinity and some agents, and the interracial tag is there, doing its thing. The cowgirl scenes are the best, especially when the camera gets too close and you can see the texture stretching.

I wish the dialogue had more of that weird Charlie energy throughout. After the first scene it kind of gives up on the parody and just becomes a slideshow of positions with grunting. Which is fine, I guess. The stand-carry bit is my favorite, even though the guy's arms look like noodles. There's no story after the setup, just a menu with positions and a loop button. I kept waiting for a twist, like the matrix code turning into cum or something. It doesn't. But the blonde keeps bouncing and I keep watching. The latex tag is doing heavy lifting, and honestly, it works. The shine on her tits in the cowgirl close-up is the reason this game exists.

The whole thing runs in browser, which is fine until you realize the buttons on the left are about as responsive as a dead fish. You got your standard options, speed changes, angle shifts, but half the time I'm clicking and nothing happens. Blinx just keeps bouncing in reverse cowgirl like she's on a loop, which I guess isn't the worst problem to have. Her back arches, that brunette hair falls forward, and the whole point is to finish on her skin. Simple enough.

The tease is what gets me though. She's on top, controlling the pace, and you're supposed to be the one in charge with those useless buttons. There's this moment where she looks over her shoulder and the animation stutters just right, like she's actually reacting. I've played smoother games on itch.io that cost nothing, but here I am, clicking away, watching the creampie meter fill up or whatever. The cumshot lands on her back and it's satisfying in a way that makes me forget the controls are busted.

I wish the girl on top position had more variety. You get reverse cowgirl and that's basically it. She rides, you watch, you click buttons that may or may not work, and eventually things end where they should. The whole thing feels like someone animated one really good loop and called it a day. But that one loop? The way her hips move when the speed actually changes, the slight bounce of her chest, the way the tease builds until you're just staring at her back and waiting. It's broken in all the right places.