The cube thing is dumb. I mean, it's there, some ancient being trapped in a crystal prison, whatever. That's the excuse for why Raven from Teen Titans is suddenly standing next to Rias Gremory and asking if I want to "purify" her chakras. The point and click stuff is simple, you just cycle through locations and hope Gwen's shirt finally pops open.

And it does. Frequently. The AI CG is... look, sometimes Starfire's face melts into a vaguely orange puddle with eyes, and other times her tits are rendered with the kind of loving, hyper-detailed gloss that makes you forget she has five fingers on one hand and seven on the other. The corruption angle isn't a slow burn. You click a dialogue option that's basically "be a dick" and suddenly Raven's leotard is three sizes smaller and she's talking about how her dark side really wants to sit on your face. I'm not complaining. The oral sex scenes are where the art actually tries, Gwen's scenes especially have this messy, desperate energy that the stiff dialogue completely fails to set up.

I got stuck on Rias's route for a while because I kept expecting some High School DxD plot to kick in. It doesn't. She just appears, all that crimson hair and physics-defying chest, and within three clicks she's forgotten Issei exists. Which is hot, but also, like, what was the point of the crossover? The male protagonist is a void, a pair of hands and a dick, which is standard but Raven's corruption arc deserved at least a line about her empath powers going haywire from the cube's influence instead of just "you're cute, let's fuck." The Total Drama Island characters feel lost, like they wandered in from a different, uglier game. Still, I kept clicking. That one scene where Starfire's eyes actually looked right, glowing and alien, while she... you know. Worth the price of admission. I just wish the ancient being had stayed in the cube. Its dialogue is pretentious nonsense that interrupts the good stuff.

The minigame where you have to match colored orbs to break a girl's curse? That's basically my entire relationship with this thing. It starts simple, right, you're dead, some big titty devil lady brings you back, now you're her pawn. Standard Tuesday. But then you're juggling like five different supernatural women, each with their own side quest and mood swings, and the orb matching is the only way to progress the "story". I'm sitting there, calculating optimal orb paths for maximum affection gain with Rias, thinking I'm a genius, and then the game throws a random event where Akeno just... decides to dominate the whole scene with a toy. My careful planning, ruined by a surprise titfuck animation. I'm not even mad. Well, maybe a little.

The whole thing feels like someone left a high-budget 3DCG porn clip running in the middle of a bootleg visual novel. The animations are surprisingly smooth, especially the ones with Raynare, that fallen angel with a serious attitude problem. There's a scene where she's just... teasing, and the way her wings twitch? Weirdly hypnotic. But then you're back to the school setting, and the dialogue reads like it was translated by a bot that learned English from old forum memes. "You are a pervert of the highest magnitude, but I will allow it." Who talks like that? I laughed, though. The humor is accidental, I think, but it's there.

I wish the lesbian scenes between the girls weren't locked behind such a grind. There's one with Koneko and Asia that I had to replay a whole chapter to see because I picked the wrong dialogue choice, a single wrong click and boom, no small cat girl action for you. The adventure part is just a flimsy excuse to get from one sex scene to the next, and the male protagonist has the personality of a wet napkin. But that one moment where Mittelt, that tiny blonde, just completely takes charge? My minimax brain short-circuited. I forgot about the orbs. I forgot about the strategy. I just watched. Maybe that's the point.

The angel has this thing with her feet. Not like a weird thing, well yes a weird thing but in the game I mean. Misaki, the childhood friend who brought you back from being dead, she's all sweet and then suddenly her toes are in your mouth and I'm sitting there like... wait, I just died? The plot is that you get killed by some monster and then this ritual happens with an angel, a demon, and Misaki and now you're alive but also kind of a zombie? A horny zombie. The whole setup is just an excuse to get these girls to sit on your face.

The demon girl, she's got these massive tits obviously and the first time she gives you a titfuck I actually laughed because the animation is so janky. Like her boobs move but her face is just frozen in this ahegao expression the entire time. It's 3DCG but the kind where everyone looks like a sex doll that's slightly melting. I don't know why that makes it hotter but it does. There's this one scene where Rias from High School DxD shows up, which I didn't expect, and she's doing this cosplay thing but it's not really cosplay if she's actually a demon? The game doesn't care about logic.

The footjob scenes are everywhere. Every character wants to use their feet. Misaki, the angel, the demon, even the monster girl later on. I spent way too long trying to figure out if there's a setting to make them stop but there isn't and honestly I stopped caring after the third one. The male domination tag is there but it's weird because you're supposed to be in charge but the girls are always teasing you and calling you pathetic while you're inside them. The creampie animations are actually decent though, the way the... you know... drips out. They put effort into that specifically. Everything else looks like a PS2 cutscene but the cum physics are next level. Priorities, I guess.