High School DxD parody games are usually all the same: show you Rias’ tits, loop some moaning, throw a lazy blowjob scene and call it a day. This one actually tries a bit more, which is weird, because it still feels kinda trashy in a good way. You start as the usual no-luck guy at school, the type who pretends to look at his phone in the hallway just to not make eye contact, and then suddenly you’re surrounded by girls from DxD acting like your dick is the center of the universe. Rias walking up in that school uniform, leaning over the desk while pretending to talk about “club activities”, but the camera just stays on her cleavage for way too long, and before you even click anything she’s already hinting that she wants to taste you. The whole thing pushes masturbation and hand stuff pretty hard at the start, like it really wants you to work for the first blowjob, but the pacing actually helps the scenes feel hotter later, when you finally get Rossweisse or Akeno on their knees.

What I liked is how the school setting is used as a dirty background instead of some serious story. You’re technically in a classroom or club room or empty hallway most of the time, but nobody bothers pretending this is normal. Koneko sitting casually next to you in class while you try to hide your boner under the desk, the text teasing that she notices, then cut to a short animated loop of her hand sliding into your lap. It’s not some big “romance route” thing, it just happens, like a horny daydream. Same with Akeno: she starts flirty and soft, then suddenly she’s on her knees behind the lockers, drool on your shaft, looking up with that smug “I own you” face while you try not to groan too loud because, yeah, technically you’re still at school. Those little animated loops work better than I expected, they repeat, sure, but there’s enough movement in the hair, tongue, saliva, tits bouncing, that it never feels totally dead. I hate that the sound mix sometimes spikes too loud for no reason though. You lower the volume for the menu music, then the first oral scene hits and her slurping noise sounds like your speakers just turned into a porn megaphone. I keep forgetting to fix that and then it annoys me again, and then I forget I was annoyed when Akeno starts gagging enthusiastically on my cock.

Monetization is where it gets kind of shitty in a sneaky way, and I say this as someone who wastes money on horny stuff a lot. The game throws you enough free content to make you think “ok, cool, fair”, but then some routes feel half-closed unless you drop a tip on Patreon or follow their SubscribeStar. It’s not aggressive popups or anything, more like quiet pressure. Rias’ first handjob and blowjob scenes are free, but if you want the longer animated climax with extra camera angles and more dialogue, suddenly that’s “exclusive”. Same for Rossweisse, her whole strict teacher act builds up super nicely, she catches you jacking off in a side room, makes you finish with her hand while she scolds you, but you can tell there was supposed to be follow up content they locked behind “support us to unlock more”. As an ethical consumer, that feels scummy in a parody that literally rides on a big anime IP it doesn’t own. They’re already piggybacking on High School DxD’s popularity, then trying to squeeze out micro-patronage from horny fans who just want to see Rias swallow. At least don’t split one sequence into “free cum” and “premium swallow”. That’s like selling half a condom. Still, I caught myself replaying Koneko’s quiet, focused handjob scene on my phone while on break at work, using Firefox to avoid Chrome sync, worrying way more about browser history than I should. The game is rough around the edges, sometimes cringe, sometimes hot as hell, and honestly, it fits the DxD spirit too well, which is both the best and worst thing about it.

You start in this weird in-between place that feels like somebody smashed their porn folder and their old Cartoon Network memories into one savefile and hit shuffle. There’s a cube, some ancient thing locked inside, and for some reason the only way to deal with it is flirting, corrupting, and fucking your way across different shows. Logic? Zero. But it kinda works. One moment you’re arguing with a redhead devil girl in a school hallway, next moment you’re on that crappy reality-show island with the wind blowing and a girl in shorts pretending she’s not checking you out while you fumble dialogue options like an idiot.

The whole thing plays like one of those old point and click flash games, but with that AI art twist. Sometimes the girls look insanely hot, like “I need a minute” hot, especially when the game decides to focus on those big tits and long hair and soft lips around your cock. Then suddenly one frame later the angle is weird and you’re like, did she just change artists mid-blowjob? Still, when Rias drops on her knees in that school corridor and starts giving you slow oral while the text pretends this is all part of some great romance prophecy, yeah, I forgot about the awkward bits fast. Same with Raven, when you finally push corruption far enough and she goes from moody and closed off to staring at you with glowing eyes while she sits on your lap in her tower, grinding slowly, mumbling something about forbidden magic like that’s not the least believable part of the scene.

What I liked most is how the crossover stuff never tries to be sensible. You jump from high school corridors with devils and contracts, to Teen Titans tower with moody half-demon girl meditating, to that cheap Total Drama camp full of dumb drama. One minute you’re picking romance choices like a good boy, trying to make Starfire blush, the next you’re picking the dirtiest option just to see how far the corruption tag goes. There’s this moment with Gwen on the island, late at “night”, when you finally push her just enough and she lets you pin her against a tree, half pissed, half turned on, and the game gives you this messy AI CG of her trying to act like she doesn’t want it while her body clearly does. It feels wrong in exactly the way this kind of parody is supposed to. And yeah, the pacing is all over the place, sometimes scenes drag, sometimes the point and click bits are clunky as fuck, sometimes the romance tries to be serious then jumps straight into hentai-level filth like you flipped a switch by accident. But I still kept a backup of my save on Google Drive and another one on Mega, because losing progress when you’re two choices away from turning a shy cartoon girl into your eager cocksleeve is pain I’m not repeating. Anyway, it’s messy, horny, kind of broken, and I’ll absolutely keep following updates. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

You start out dead. Not in a poetic way, just straight up corpse, game over, thanks for playing. Except your childhood friend looks at your body and basically goes: “nah, he still owes me dick, we’re not done here”. Next thing you know, there’s an angel with a holier-than-thou smile, a demon girl from the same race that literally killed you, and this messed up ritual that drags you back into your body. No soft light, no choir, just “welcome back, now try not to die again, idiot”. From the first minute it feels less like some epic fantasy and more like walking into the world’s horniest group project that accidentally learned necromancy. And yeah, everything is from your eyes, so you’re not just watching, you’re right there in the middle when the girls start using your “second chance at life” as an excuse to test what still works… and what works better now.

Most of the time you’re stuck in that strange spot between “I probably should figure out who wanted me dead” and “this angel is on her knees and her tongue looks really busy right now”. The game loves that push and pull. The demon girl is that smug little shit who almost dares you to try and dominate her while she squeezes your balls a bit too hard, and the angel acts pure but the moment you’re alone she’s grinding her big tits around your cock like she’s blessing you with holy titfuck therapy. Then your childhood friend walks in with that big-ass “I saved your life, now spread your legs” energy, sitting on your face like it’s rent day. Sometimes they take turns, sometimes they share, sometimes you wake up to a slow teasing handjob while they pretend they’re “just checking your pulse”. You know this kind of pacing if you’ve played too many high school demon/angel harem games: plot in theory, pussy in practice.

What caught me off guard is how the game mixes playful bullying with straight up hardcore stuff. One moment you’re getting your cock lazily stroked under the table while you try to talk, next moment a monster girl with claws like she could rip you in half is riding you raw, tongue out, ahegao face, your cum leaking out of her pussy as she keeps going like you’re just a toy. Sometimes they tie you up, sometimes you grab their hair and fuck their mouth until mascara runs. One scene you’re forced to watch from behind a cracked door while two of them go at it, licking each other, fingering, moaning your name, not letting you join, just making you jerk off in the shadows like a pathetic voyeur. Another time they pin you down and use your dick like it’s public property, your protests ignored, your balls emptied again and again into tight holes, ass and pussy and warm throats, while they softly laugh and talk about “training their pet back to life properly”. Then the game throws you into some random quiet moment where you just wake up with your cock between soft thighs and a lazy footjob starts, toes pressing on the shaft, cum drooling all over her sole, and she doesn’t even stop the conversation. It’s messy, horny, half romantic, half fucked up, and somehow it all fits this world where dying once wasn’t enough to escape these girls. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?