The game feels like opening a door you probably shouldn’t, staring inside for way too long, and then realizing you kinda want to move in. You start as this guy who basically gets absorbed into a “new family” after losing his parents, and the whole thing is soft on the surface, almost cozy, but the longer you stay in that little household, the more every glance starts to feel loaded. It’s all set around school life and home life blending together, so one second you’re checking the class schedule, the next you’re watching your “sister” stretch in the living room, shirt riding up, boobs way too big for that cheap top, and you just know the dev did that on purpose.

What I liked most is how the horny stuff doesn’t just drop out of nowhere. You wander around, click things, talk, repeat routines, and the heat builds. Little animated scenes sneak up on you. Like you walk past her room and the door is not fully closed, and there she is, lying on the bed, phone in one hand, the other between her legs, hips moving just slightly. It’s not even a full sex scene yet, just animated masturbation, but it hits because you kinda know her by now. I had that moment where I just stopped and thought, “I want to draw this frame.” The arch of the back, the soft light on her skin, that lazy expression like she’s done this a hundred times. I opened Procreate on my tablet right after, sketched a messy lineart, and completely forgot to save it. Still mad about that.

The sandbox flow makes it feel like you’re poking at their lives from different angles. You go to school, chat with someone who acts all normal there, then go home and see her in tiny shorts that barely cover her ass, bending over the sink, and your brain goes, yeah, okay, that’s not family-friendly at all. The big tits and big ass stuff is everywhere, but not in a cheap way, more like the dev has a very specific fetish and refuses to apologize. There is this one scene with a toy that looks slightly too large and I remember thinking, “No way that fits,” and then watching it slowly disappear inside her anyway, with her body twitching in that smooth looped animation. I wanted to paint that in pastel colors, like some twisted softcore magazine cover. Also the UI annoyed me in this tiny way, like the text box sometimes covers part of the action and you have to click to hide it. I kept forgetting to, staring at a cropped nipple and feeling weirdly cheated. But then later you get a proper vaginal sex scene on the couch, with her riding you, tits bouncing in that hypnotic rhythm, and I forgot what I was complaining about.

Honestly I keep thinking how fun it’d be to draw a fake “family photo” of them, everyone clothed and smiling, and if you zoom in you notice a toy barely hidden behind a cushion, a thigh pressed just a bit too close, his eyes not really brotherly. The story keeps pretending to be wholesome, but every animation pulls the curtain down again. It’s not subtle at all, but I kinda like that clumsy honesty.

You’re dropped into this filthy-bright city where everyone looks like they stepped out of a fighting game tournament and a porn parody at the same time, and somehow that actually works. The main guy, you, is basically a walking mix of punching power and horny brain, and the world keeps asking you the same question: are you going to fuck, or are you going to fight first? Streets are full of neon, noise, and ridiculous outfits that barely count as clothing. Cammy’s in that tight leotard that cuts her body into these sharp lines when she throws a kick, Juri’s smirking like she already knows how weak you are under that “I’m a badass” act, Chun Li’s thighs look like they can crush a skull or your ego, whichever happens first. The game keeps putting you in these scenes where one second you’re trading blows, turn by turn, watching HP bars tick down, and the next second she’s grinding a boot slowly along your chest, testing if you’re more into winning or into submitting.

What surprised me is how much of it plays like a messed up romance game that got drunk on combat mechanics. You walk into a school courtyard and it should be normal, right? Just uniforms and gossip. Instead, Mai Shiranui is leaning against a wall, top barely hanging on, teasing you with that “oops I dropped something” pose that is 100% not accidental. Dialogue choices swing between flirty, asshole, and straight up degenerate. Pick the wrong line and suddenly she’s laughing at you, turning you into the joke. Pick the right one and the scene flips hard into her fingers drifting under your belt, handjob in the shadow of a classroom while announcements drone in the background. The animations hit that weird sweet spot where they’re not polished like a triple A title, but they move just enough to feel dirty and alive. Watching Juri sit on your face with this lazy, almost bored look, only to snap into this crazy grin when you start licking right, sells her more than any lore text ever could. Sex here is half reward, half punishment. One girl wants you on your knees, choking on her while she squeezes your throat too long; another lets you fuck her raw and then mocks you when you cum too fast, still riding your twitching dick like she owns it.

Sometimes the game pretends it cares about “training arcs” and “superpowers” and whatever, but it’s lying. The real core is that loop where you beat someone in combat and then the victory screen quietly mutates into a stripping scene, or you lose on purpose because you want to see what she does with the toys in that bag she keeps. There’s this alley fight where you almost forget it’s porn, tense strategy, building up your special meter, timing your block, and then you land the final hit on Cammy and the camera shifts. She’s on the ground, panting, sweat running down her body, and instead of being pissed, she slowly spreads her legs and invites you in like this is just the second phase of the battle. Creampie, obviously. The little details stick: the way they look back over their shoulder when you thrust deeper, the quick flash of embarrassment when you yank their top off in public, the mix of humiliation and arousal when they jerk you off in the middle of a busy street and people could see at any moment. It’s rough, a bit stupid, sometimes really funny and sometimes too serious for its own good, but when Juri wipes your cum off her lips with her thumb and then licks it while holding eye contact, all the theory about power dynamics and domination suddenly feels very, very practical.

You wake up and your first thought is not “where am I,” it’s “why the hell do I have lipstick on.” The mirror is the first jump scare. Tight skirt hugging some borrowed ass, blouse open just a bit too low, bra that is absolutely not your size but somehow fits like it’s been waiting for you, and this soft, nervous face looking back. It’s you. Except it’s not. There’s a test in thirty minutes, the teacher thinks you’re some shy girl ready for her big exam, and your dick is taped down under lace like it’s being punished. That’s more or less the starting vibe. No long tutorial, no endless lore dump, just: here’s your new body, here’s the school, here’s the exam, hope you can walk in heels without eating floor.

The whole thing plays out like someone mixed a dating sim with a humiliation fantasy and then let an AI go too far with the visuals. All the scenes look like those over-trained hentai images from Twitter and some weird AI subreddit, where everything is just a bit too glossy and the tits have their own gravity. One minute you’re trying to fix your eyeliner in the bathroom, pretending you know what a contour brush is, next minute some cocky classmate barges in and suddenly the “exam preparation” means his hand under your skirt, kneading your ass while you try not to moan too loud because there are other students outside. You have these tiny dialogue options that look innocent, like “stay quiet” or “push him away a little,” but one of them leads to you on your knees between the stalls, lipstick smeared around his cock, and the game just calmly zooms in on the spit string. Then nothing is said, just the sound of him grabbing your new hair and your throat working around it. The school setting is almost a joke; every corridor is just a different kind of trap. The strict female teacher who “checks” if your uniform is correct by sliding her fingers under your waistband. The nurse who insists on a “full body examination” because you “seem nervous” and ends up with her fingers buried in you while she whispers if you’re still a virgin “down there” and if you want to fix that before graduation. It goes from teasing to full corruption so fast you barely have time to hate yourself, which is kind of the point.

What I liked a lot is how the main character is always kind of caught between arousal and panic. They keep thinking like a guy, but their body twitches like an eager slut. You see it in the way the text describes reactions: your cock is trapped and aching, but your newly wet pussy clenches when the older professor calls you “young lady” and makes you bend over his desk. There’s this scene where you’re supposed to be doing some oral “extra credit” and he shoves his huge cock against your lips, and the game lets you either hesitate or just open wide. If you hesitate, he grabs you by the jaw and reminds you that a good student doesn’t waste his time, and then you’re gagging, tears running down your new face while he praises you for “learning fast.” The art goes crazy there: spit, mascara, the veins on his shaft, you can practically feel the weight on your tongue. And of course someone passes by the half open door. Shadow in the frame. You know they can see you. You know they’ll talk. That’s the voyeurism bit quietly stabbing you in the brain.

It’s not just older guys either. One of the wildest bits is when you end up in a private classroom with this jacked black athlete who was supposed to be your rival back when you were still a dude. Now he just sees you as “the cute exam girl” and the power flip is filthy. You’re trying to keep your voice steady, but when he pulls you into his lap and you feel how big he is, there’s this moment where you can choose to grind a little more or pretend you want to escape. Either way his hands are on your new tits, squeezing them through the blouse, laughing soft when you gasp. If you keep pushing it, he rips your panties aside and fills you from behind over a desk that used to be just for math. There’s talk about “breeding his little school bitch” and “ruining you for anyone else” and the game leans into that hard, with creampie shots that look almost too glossy, white dripping down your thighs and staining the exam papers. And yeah, there’s clear cuck energy too, when some poor loser boyfriend type is forced to watch you get pounded, but the story never really cares how he feels. It cares how much you can take, how red your ass gets when they spank you, how your toes curl when a strict female teacher makes you lick her heels. My only tiny stupid annoyance is that the game has this quiet background of summer vacation posters everywhere and I kept waiting for a proper beach scene that never comes, even though it screams for bikinis and “oops the waves pulled my top off” moments. Whatever. If you go into it ready to play along with the role, to let the exam be an excuse for every kind of “test” they want to run on your new body, and you read every line slowly like you’re on the edge of failing on purpose, you’ll squeeze a lot more out of every filthy second.

Jack walks into this whole “substitute teacher babysits the worst class in the building” thing like it’s gonna be light work, and within five minutes you can tell the high school is basically a horny zoo with lockers. The game throws you right into detention with a bunch of students who clearly don’t give a shit about rules, and you can almost smell the bad decisions coming. It’s not subtle at all, and honestly that’s kind of the charm here. One second he’s pretending to act like an actual adult, giving that fake responsible talk, the next moment you’ve got a bratty student bending over the desk, skirt riding up, and the “lesson” turns into something that’d get you arrested in every country with a flag. The writing is that mix of corny and hot where your brain goes “this is so wrong” while your dick is like “shut up, we’re busy.” The school setting is used pretty hard too: empty classrooms, locker corridors, that creepy silent hallway after class where somehow panties always end up on the floor, you know the vibe.

The fun part is how the old characters from The Fosters just slide into this like they never left, now older, dirtier, and with way less shame. One moment you’re scolding some mouthy teen in detention, and then boom, you’re back home or in a private place with familiar faces wrapped around your cock like it’s a family reunion that went full Pornhub Premium. It leans heavy into that whole “everyone already knows each other too well” feeling, so when you’re fucking one girl while another one is walking by in the hallway and giving you that look, it feels like you’re juggling a whole harem where every girl could ruin your life if she wanted. There’s a scene where Jack is supposed to be giving actual advice to a student about her future, but the only “guidance” he ends up giving is her on her knees, gagging a little, mascara running, and him trying not to moan too loud because technically he’s on school property. Then you jump from that to a softer moment, some ex-innocent girl stretched out on the bed, legs shaking while he creampies her and she just smiles like this is the happiest she’s ever been. The game likes that back-and-forth a lot: one second playful, next second filthy as fuck, then suddenly someone’s getting spanked over a desk while calling him “sir” in a tone that absolutely is not in the teacher’s manual.

The interracial stuff shows up naturally, not like a weird checkbox, which is nice, and it actually adds some good visual variety in group scenes where you’ve got different skin tones, different body types, all tangled up with Jack in the middle trying to pretend this is still about “helping them behave better.” There’s a bathroom scene where you’re supposed to be catching a student skipping detention, but instead she corners you against the sink, kneels, pulls it out, and you’re just watching her lips slide over you in the mirror while praying nobody opens the door. And then there’s the classic “quiet girl from class” moment, where she ends up riding you slow in a dark classroom, those soft little whimpers echoing through the rows of empty chairs, until you grab her hips and just unload inside her, and she squeezes around you like she’s trying to keep every drop. It never pretends to be deep or realistic. It’s shameless fantasy: teacher, students, ex-lovers, pseudo-family ties, all tangled together, everyone so horny that any excuse turns into oral or a quick fuck against a chalkboard. Half of it you wouldn’t admit to wanting out loud, and the other half you’ll be replaying in your head next time someone mentions detention.

Three disaster adventurers walk into a fantasy city and somehow it just gets sluttier from there. Axia looks like a normal medieval place at first glance: taverns, mages, holy temples, creepy back alleys. Then you start realizing everyone here is one bad decision away from getting railed behind a potion shop. You’re playing this chaotic little visual novel where every “quest” is basically an excuse to either break into someone’s bedroom, summon something you really shouldn’t, or get blackmailed by a demon with better abs than sense. It has that DnD energy where nobody is min-maxing stats, they’re just trying to flirt with anything that moves, including monsters and probably the furniture if you click long enough.

The party is the kind of mess you normally mute in Discord, but here you kinda fall in love with them while they’re doing horrible things. You’ve got the earnest idiot virgin trying to be a hero and stumbling face-first into milf temptation, thick monster girls, futa sorceresses with cocks bigger than his sword, and more “oops I creampied the enemy” moments than any holy order would approve. Then there’s the one who talks big and ends up under a dominant woman’s boot, literally, while you get close-up shots of spit-shiny heels and his dignity leaking away. The game loves to poke at you with teasing scenes: a slow handjob behind a curtain while guards walk by, a horny summer festival where everyone’s outfits are way too sheer, a fake “romantic” date that suddenly turns into corruption when she brings her huge black bull of a partner to show you how small you are. Sometimes you think it’s going sweet romance with cute blushing and shy kisses, then the next CG is multiple penetration and anal on a temple altar. Quality spiritual growth.

What I like is how it pretends to be a normal adventure story about mystery and demons, and then randomly you’re peeking through a window watching your supposed love interest get stuffed by a big cocked stranger while you just stand there, useless, one hand on your dick and one on the mouse. There are those voyeur scenes where you know you should leave, but the writing keeps you glued, describing every wet sound and little shiver. One route leans hard into netorare and cuckold stuff, where you literally help arrange the date that ruins your own romance. Another flips it and gives you this sweet, clingy romance path, then throws in pregnancy talk right after a messy creampie like it’s no big deal. Sometimes the humor slaps harder than the spanking scenes, sometimes it goes full unhinged corruption arc where a “pure” healer girl turns into a filthy exhibitionist flashing half the city. And then you forget you were supposed to save the world because a monster girl just offered you a footjob as payment for not killing her. Priorities.

Rumors in this game feel like a bigger character than half the cast. The whole thing starts pretty harmless: bored student, weird old occult book in a dusty part of the school, that kind of cheap horror setup you see in random nukige. Then suddenly the book answers back, and now your regular school halls turn into this horny playground where every corridor can end with a blowjob, a summoning, or both at once. You’re not a hero, you’re not special, you’re just some kid who got lucky or cursed, depending how you feel about corrupting your classmates, your teachers, and maybe yourself. The story pretends to ask “will you use this power responsibly?” but the next click is already pushing you toward blackmail, voyeur bullshit, and messing with a “virgin” honor student until she’s begging for a creampie from some monster cock you called from the margins of the book.

The tone jumps around, which weirdly works. One moment you’re in a kind of cute school romance vibe, flirting with your best friend, teasing, maybe a shy handjob in an empty classroom after club. Then the book whispers something, the screen shakes a bit, and suddenly she’s got futa parts, her skirt is ruined, and she’s pounding your ass against the blackboard while you try to keep quiet so the teacher outside doesn’t hear. Next day that same teacher corners you after an “examination”, closes the door and “checks” your stamina with her big milf tits wrapped around your cock, voice acting moaning in your ear while she pretends this is part of the curriculum. There is a lot of that “I’m your superior, but I’m actually your sex toy now” energy, mixed with some uncomfortable female domination scenes where the power the book gives you is less fireball and more “I can tweak your mind until you enjoy getting used.” The corruption curve feels pretty fast. One of my favorite messed up moments was using the book to push a proud student council girl to show her tits “just once” for a ritual, then it jumps ahead and she’s masturbating in the school courtyard, moaning your name while everyone stares, and you get a choice to rescue her or keep pushing her deeper into public slut mode. She acts horrified, but the CG tells a different story. This game really enjoys that contradiction.

The simulator and sandbox parts are where the ethical side starts to itch a bit. You have these daily cycles, choosing who to visit, what spell to test, who to blackmail, with a bunch of routes locking you into netorare or cuckold stuff if you poke the wrong option. Like that summer “vacation” event where you think you’re taking a break from the cult drama, then your love interest ends up on the beach with a big black cock in every CG unless you abused the book on her earlier. There is an interracial thing going on that sometimes feels hot and sometimes feels lazy fetish, especially when the tag “blacked” pops into your head while the game tries to sell it as “mystical ritual guest from another realm.” The monetization sucks more than any succubus in the story though. It smells like mobile game design infected a hentai VN. Some characters and scenes are there, but their more extreme corruption, the lactation, the pregnancy, extra anal stuff, or that full group sex ritual with futa, monster girl and furry avatar, those are blocked behind “support tiers” and “patches” on external sites. You can tell the writing wanted one coherent fall into depravity, with multiple endings based on how far you push each person, but then certain branches are cut with a “check Patreon” note on the dev page. It’s not microtransactions in the app, but it is this slow pressure to pay if you want the really fucked up routes, like full-on sissification with crossdressing and BDSM, or the more twisted teacher-slave route where she calls you “master” while you spank and use sex toys on her during an “after school detention.” I like that the game lets you be male protagonist, futa/trans protagonist, sometimes even swap roles, but it’s strange that some queer content feels optional extra instead of fully integrated, like someone said “this sells, put it as bonus.” The AI CG additions are also kind of funny. Half the game is solid drawn 2dcg and 3dcg style, then suddenly one animated loop looks like it escaped from some free AI hentai generator, toes slightly melted while you’re doing a footjob under the desk. You’ll probably notice, complain for a second, then ignore it because the voice actress is doing a really filthy line about loving your cum dripping out after multiple penetration. At some point the “mystery cult” part of the plot just gives up pretending and everything is about who you fuck, how hard, and whether you let someone else steal them away in an NTR ending, and that’s fine, I guess. The game pretends to be about satanic rituals, but really it’s about how far you’ll go once no one can stop you, and how much of that is hotter when you know you paid extra for the privilege.

Goldream City sounds like it should be some gacha RPG on Google Play, but nah, it’s just sun, sweat, and people pretending they have morals while getting railed in every alley. You play this clueless guy coming back for summer break, like he just wants to chill, and then in five clicks he’s getting titfucked by a milf with tits bigger than his future. The game kind of sells itself like a “summer romance” thing, but it turns real horny real fast. One second you’re talking about school, next second you’re groping some “aunt” in the kitchen while she pretends she doesn’t like it, then she’s riding your cock and moaning about how wrong it is. That kind of tone. It’s half mystery, half “how many holes can I fill before August ends.” The AI CG actually fits the vibe, nothing super fancy, but bodies look nice and soft, asses huge, and the boobs are like, ridiculous, in a good way. Sometimes the faces get that weird AI look where the eyes are just a bit off, but when you’re watching a monster girl deepthroat a big black cock on your phone on the toilet, you don’t start doing art critique, yeah?

The game pretends to be a dating sim and a visual novel and then kind of forgets the “dating” part. You click through, get a few choices, and if you’re not a complete idiot, most of them just end up with someone bent over something. There’s a whole corruption thing quietly running under it all, where nice girls slowly turn into cockhungry sluts, and it’s subtle at first. They go from “I’m a virgin, I’m not like that” to “cum inside, I want to feel it leak out while I walk through school.” The school setting feels like every hentai VN ever, but here they at least lean into the voyeur stuff properly. You can peek, watch girls getting secretly fucked by teachers, see that one supposedly pure class rep get blacked on the rooftop. You’re swiping with one hand on your mobile while the game shows you some lesbian scene that started out as teasing and ended in a strap-on creampie. The mystery part, about the city not being what it seems, it’s there, somewhere, under all the anal sex and exhibitionism. Sometimes you hit a scene where a monster girl transforms mid-sex, like she starts as this shy cutie then sprout extra bits and suddenly there’s a futa cock grinding against your asshole while she fingers your nipples, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, normal Goldream evening.” NTR sneaks in there too, not screaming in the tags but you feel it: you check a scene again, and now the girl who used to worship your dick is taking multiple penetration from two random dudes, and you’re just watching like a good little cuck from the bushes. You can tell the dev loves throwing in pregnancy endings, too. One route you nut in her “just this once” and several scenes later she’s rubbing her belly, talking about how your kid will grow up in this corrupted city, while you’re already eyeing her mom’s big ass and thinking about a footjob in the living room. It’s messy, horny, a bit broken, and somehow that makes it hotter.

Game feels like someone took all the horny art student fantasies from old DeviantArt days, tossed them in a blender with Ren’Py, and said “eh, good enough, ship it”. And honestly? I kinda respect that, even while I’m swearing at my screen because the textbox bugs out again when the MC is busy groping a girl’s tits behind the studio door. You play this painfully average guy in an art college where apparently every girl has gravity-breaking boobs or an ass that looks like it’s smuggling beach balls, plus there’s this furry girl who just casually exists in the same class and nobody blinks. One minute it’s “let’s talk about composition and color theory”, next minute the MC is jerking off in the dorm bathroom because a classmate leaned over the desk and her huge rack pressed on his arm. The tone whiplash is wild. Sometimes the game wants to be about romance, like actual cutesy handholding, shy blushing, “can I kiss you?” type stuff. Then the very next scene you’re basically sexually harassing a classmate in the supply room while a looping animation of your hand on her ass plays and the dialogue pretends it’s somehow normal college banter.

There are some moments that actually hit though. Like that late scene where you stay after class to help one of the girls with a figure drawing assignment, and she ends up posing in her underwear because “we need realistic reference”. The game lets the camera linger on her curves in that slow way that makes you forget you came here to click through text. Her breathing is animated, the tiny jiggle when she shifts on the chair, the way her panties ride up between her cheeks when she leans forward over the sketchpad. It’s filthy and kind of sweet at the same time, which is annoying because I wanted to be mad at it. Then ten minutes later there’s some bug where the mouth animation keeps looping while the dialogue box is empty, so she’s just silently chewing the air like a goldfish while the MC is supposed to be confessing his feelings. Mood absolutely murdered. Also the save system freaked out on me on Chrome; had to switch to Firefox like it was 2012 again. And I still don’t forgive that one scene where the furry girl’s tail clips right through her skirt during a pretty hot grinding animation. I was actually into her pinning the MC against the wall, pressing her soft chest right in his face while he tries not to cum in his pants, but all I could see was that stupid tail clipping like some horny Unity asset flip. By the time the “romance” part kicks in with proper dates and cuddling in the dorm bed, I’m already conditioned to expect the game to either crash or zoom too far into someone’s crotch at the wrong second. But I keep clicking, watching the MC sneak touches under desks, jerk off with a sketch of a naked classmate propped against his laptop, and pretend he’s not a creep while the game calls it love.

Jack is that guy from every school romance manga who should be a background character, but somehow every girl wants his dick anyway. The game really leans into that “why the hell are they all obsessed with him” vibe, same as the manga, just with way more pussy on screen and less pointless inner monologue. You’re in this school setting, walking around like a normal horny dude, and suddenly every milf teacher, every stacked classmate, even the quiet lesbian girl who “doesn’t like men” is looking at you like you’re a walking sex toy on legs. It feels faithful to the source in the stupid way I wanted: they kept the absurd harem energy, just stripped out half the drama and replaced it with tits bouncing in your face. Good choice. Or bad. Depends how serious you pretend to be.

They went hard on voyeurism too. In the manga, there’s that one chapter where Jack “accidentally” sees the PE teacher changing, here you basically get to recreate that on loop, but with animations and close ups that the panels never had. You’re hiding behind doors, pretending to study, phone in hand like a total creep, watching a milf teacher with huge tits play with a vibrator under her desk during “extra lessons”. Game actually lets you sit there, not touch anything, and just watch her get wetter while she thinks she’s alone. The camera lingers in a way that manga never could, like when she squeezes her own big ass and grinds on the chair, then suddenly notices you, and instead of calling security she drags you between her thighs and your mouth is full of pussy. Accurate adaptation? No. Better? Kind of. I miss some of the emotional build up, but then she’s riding your face and all that complaint just evaporates anyway.

What I really liked is how the romance pretends to matter. You text one girl on your phone, act all sweet and innocent, and ten minutes later you’re in a storage room double teaming a busty class president while that same girl is masturbating in the next room listening to her moans. There’s this one scene on mobile where I was tapping through dialog on the train, and suddenly Jack is sandwiched between two big tit milfs in his apartment, both of them forcing a titfuck on him at the same time, oil all over, animated as hell, his cock sliding between four huge boobs while a third girl watches from the doorway fingering herself. It felt like the manga artist finally said “fuck it, no more censors” and just let everything spill out. And then sometimes it gets weirdly sweet, like you’re holding a crying girl on the rooftop, promising you’ll be hers, and two scenes later she’s on her knees with cum on her tongue in front of her “rival” in this harem mess. The adaptation accuracy is trash if you care about plot order, but the spirit is there: Jack is a magnet for trouble, every girl is horny enough to ignore common sense, and you’re stuck choosing whether to be a bastard or just a slightly softer bastard while hands, mouths, asses and toys keep coming at you from every direction.