God, the voice acting caught me off guard. In a game about getting pegged into another dimension by futa monster moms, you don't expect genuinely hot moaning. The blonde one with the librarian glasses, she has this way of dragging out the word "pet" that made my stomach do a flip. Which is weird because usually degradation stuff feels cringey, like someone read a bad hentai script. Here it works, sort of. I kept clicking just to hear her call me worthless again, and I'm not even sure if that's a compliment to the game or a cry for help.

The JOI toggle is the real star though. You think it's a gimmick, then the tall demon lady with the abs starts giving step by step instructions in this bored voice and suddenly you're following along. Customizable tempo? Yeah, nobody asked for that, but now I can't imagine playing without it. There was a moment where I messed up the rhythm and honestly felt embarrassed, like she'd know. The game has barely any story right now, something about a university, a portal, whatever. Doesn't matter. You're there to get owned.

But also, the gallery system is broken in a way nobody will fix. After you play through once, the scene skipper gets confused and jumps to wrong segments, so you're watching a heartfelt anal training montage and suddenly it's a different character's footjob scene. Weirdly charming? Maybe for ten minutes. The soundtrack tries too hard to be epic fantasy when all you want is to hear the voice lines. Wish there was more variety in the monster designs, that one spider girl looks rushed compared to the milf orc who clearly got all the artist's attention. For an early build, it's a mess that I'll probably come back to. Send tweet. Or don't.

So there's this time travel thing, right, whole world gets hit at once, and you're just some broke college kid about to flunk out. That's the setup. But the game doesn't really care about the sci-fi part. It's a dating sim wearing a cyberpunk jacket. You know the type. And honestly? The jacket's got some nice stitching.

The first thing that got me was the dialogue. Actually no, first thing was the tits. There's a milf character, I forget her name, but the way the camera lingers when she leans over a desk. That's not accidental. The animated CGs do a lot of heavy lifting. Titfuck scene with her had me pausing to check if my browser was lagging. It wasn't. It's just that smooth.

Then there's this whole school setting subplot with a lesbian couple you can sort of... orbit around. You don't get to join them, which is bullshit, but the teasing is relentless. One of them catches you staring and just smirks. Doesn't say anything. That's the kind of small detail I wish more games did. The groping scenes feel less like a minigame and more like a rhythm you have to learn. Fail and she laughs. Succeed and she pretends she didn't want it. Classic.

The interracial tag shows up late, with a character who's also tied to the incest plotline somehow? I think? The story gets fuzzy around the middle. You're trying to fix your rent situation but then suddenly there's a threesome in a lab. I don't know. I stopped caring about the plot around the time the sex toys came out. The handjob animation is weirdly tender for a game that also has group sex with aliens or something.

I keep thinking about the fantasy tag. There's a dream sequence with a big ass and a creampie that felt like it belonged in a different game entirely. But I didn't hate it. Maybe that's the point. The whole thing is a mess of genres and kinks, and it works because it never apologizes. The male protagonist is a blank slate, but the women carry every scene. Especially the one with the school uniform and the slow unbuttoning. You'll know it when you see it.

Wish there was more romance. The game says romance but it's mostly just fucking. Which is fine. But I wanted one quiet moment that wasn't leading to a blowjob. There isn't one. Not really. And maybe that's okay.

So I started this thing and immediately the whole missing dad mystery letter setup has me like, okay, sure, whatever, just point me to the girls. And honey, they do not disappoint. First day at this weirdly clean empty house and I'm already peeping through a keyhole at the landlady's daughter changing. The voyeur stuff hits different when it's Honey Select models, you know? The physics on those tits are absurd. Like, comically large. The kind where you just stare and think, how does her spine work? But I'm not complaining.

The blackmail system caught me off guard. You get this phone and suddenly you're taking creepshots in the school hallway, building up leverage. There's this one scene with the class rep in the library, she's wearing this tight cosplay thing for some festival and you can just... angle the camera down. The pov shots are chef's kiss. But then a monster showed up. A legit horror segment with flickering lights and some thing in the school at night. I screamed, not gonna lie. The tone whiplash in this game is insane. One minute you're getting teased by a girl who thinks she's a pirate captain, full on eyepatch and everything, talking about plundering your virginity. The next minute you're in a fever dream sequence that made me question if I'd accidentally dropped something in my drink.

The harem building is there but it's weirdly paced. You're supposed to be investigating your dad's disappearance but I spent two in-game days just unlocking different upskirt angles on the track team. Priorities. The comedy lands more often than it should, especially the pirate girl's dialogue. She threatened to keelhaul me for not complimenting her hat. I wish the horror elements were scarier though, they pull their punches too much. The monster designs are creepy but the jump scares are predictable. Still, when that one scene with the shower peeping turned into a blackmail opportunity that spiraled into a three-way later? That's the good shit. No idea what's actually happening in Dumbarton, something about witches maybe, but honestly I'm just here for the next absurdist sex scene.

This one feels like somebody watched Back to the Future half-drunk, paused on all the wrong scenes, and said “ok but what if Marty’s priorities were pure horny?” You’re not just some generic MC here, you’re basically Marty with the serial numbers filed off, dumped straight into a 50s town where everyone pretends to be wholesome while clearly thinking about what’s under those long skirts. The game leans hard into the whole “teen boy in a time he doesn’t belong to” vibe, and corrupting that fake perfect small-town morality is the real loop. Classes, lockers, milkshakes, dumb school dances, then suddenly you’re coaxing a girl who still says “golly” into getting on her knees behind the gym. It’s all very “America in black and white” until your cock turns it into full color.

The dating part is surprisingly chatty. You actually have to talk to these girls, not just click “flirt” and watch magic happen. Sometimes it’s fun, sometimes you’ll stare at a dialog line thinking “no normal human talks like this” and still press it because you want to see if it leads to a blowjob in the back of a car. The game loves making you feel like you’re slowly wearing them down. One moment she’s telling you she’s saving herself for marriage, next moment your dialogue choice pushes her just a little too far and suddenly her lipstick is all over you and she’s promising this is the last time, really, for real, swear to God. It plays with that corruption fantasy a lot, not just “she’s slut now,” but incremental: a little more skin, a bolder touch under the table, that first time she doesn’t pull away when you push her head down. And then there is the whole netorare twist hanging over your head like a horny time paradox. You think you’re the one corrupting? Then you walk in on her with some square-jawed 50s dude, working her mouth like you never even taught her. The game doesn’t lecture you about it, it just kinda shrugs like “well, that’s history for you.” I hated that. I loved that. I still opened a second save to avoid it and then went back anyway, just to see how bad I could mess the timeline.

The “sci-fi” bit is mostly flavor but it does show up in small moments that feel like inside jokes. You know that feeling when a character says something that technically hasn’t been invented yet? The game keeps teasing that. You’ll get small callbacks to the original movie but slightly wrong on purpose, like someone mentioning a band that clearly shouldn’t exist yet or a clunky “future slang” line that sounds like you fed TikTok comments into a broken translator. It’s silly, but it works, especially when you’re trying to seduce a girl while also not revealing that you know how everything in her life will probably end. There’s one scene where you use “future knowledge” to impress a teacher, and yes, of course it turns into oral under her desk, while she mumbles something about how “a boy this smart should be rewarded.” She is absolutely unprofessional, and I adore her. The 2D art goes straight for the good angles too. Lots of emphasis on lips, tongue, drool, that kind of “oh shit she’s really into this” detail. Sometimes the proportions get weird if you stare too long, but like, why are you pausing that long anyway. There are little annoyances, like the pacing gets wonky, scenes take too many clicks to actually get to the sex, and the game occasionally throws a history reference in your face like it wants a gold star from your teacher. Still, when you’re watching a “perfect” 50s sweetheart slowly kneel in a dusty school corridor, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand and whispering that you better not tell anyone… those small flaws just turn into background noise. If you want the best out of it, don’t speedclick the routes. Let the girls pretend they’re good, push them gently, then not so gently, and when the game offers you that “wrong” choice that feels a bit too far, just pick it and see what kind of future you’ve created.

The Mock Award for Best Unearned Confidence goes to this freshman. Hands down. You ever meet a guy who walks into a party like he owns the place, even though his shirt has a ketchup stain and he forgot his wallet? That’s the energy here. The game drops you into this sandbox college setup, all 3DCG, and the first thing you notice isn’t the big tits on the milf professor, it’s the way the protagonist just... stares. Unblinking. The animation for the groping scene in the library stacks, by the way. Her reaction is this perfect mix of shock and something else, a little half-smile before the telling off. I spent an absurd amount of time just replaying that one tease sequence, the one where you can choose to pull back or push further, and the fabric stretching sound, or lack of it, actually, it’s weirdly silent which makes it more intense.

But then you’re in a lecture and the dialogue is about the quadratic formula or whatever and you remember oh right, I’m supposed to be a student. The sandbox element means you can just... not go to class. Which I did. For a week. The game didn’t punish me, really, just had a character text asking if I was dead. Felt real, honestly. The oral sex scene with the roommate’s visiting friend from back home, the one with the lip gloss that catches the dorm room’s bad lighting, has this one frame where her eyes go slightly cross. I don’t think it was on purpose but it’s stuck in my head now. The dating sim parts are there, you pick dialogue, you get points, but the real currency is just being in the right hallway at the right time. The big ass character at the gym, her storyline is all about her divorce and I think I missed a trigger somewhere because one minute we’re talking about protein shakes, the next she’s showing me a tattoo in a very not-gym location. The vaginal sex scenes have this weight to them, the animation isn’t floaty like some other games. There’s a slight clipping issue with the student council girl’s skirt during the rain scene but maybe that’s just my graphics settings. I wouldn’t know, I didn’t check.

Anyway the whole thing feels like a memory you’re not sure is yours. A party where you kissed someone and then helped them look for their car keys for an hour. That’s the vibe. Not polished, but it knows what it is. A college fantasy that’s more about the dumb, horny moments between the big events. The teasing never really stops, even when you think you’ve won. I forgot to mention the actual plot, I think there was one? Something about a dean? Doesn’t matter. The milf is the real dean. I’ll give it the award and leave it on the desk, unwashed coffee mug next to it.