High School DxD parody games are usually all the same: show you Rias’ tits, loop some moaning, throw a lazy blowjob scene and call it a day. This one actually tries a bit more, which is weird, because it still feels kinda trashy in a good way. You start as the usual no-luck guy at school, the type who pretends to look at his phone in the hallway just to not make eye contact, and then suddenly you’re surrounded by girls from DxD acting like your dick is the center of the universe. Rias walking up in that school uniform, leaning over the desk while pretending to talk about “club activities”, but the camera just stays on her cleavage for way too long, and before you even click anything she’s already hinting that she wants to taste you. The whole thing pushes masturbation and hand stuff pretty hard at the start, like it really wants you to work for the first blowjob, but the pacing actually helps the scenes feel hotter later, when you finally get Rossweisse or Akeno on their knees.

What I liked is how the school setting is used as a dirty background instead of some serious story. You’re technically in a classroom or club room or empty hallway most of the time, but nobody bothers pretending this is normal. Koneko sitting casually next to you in class while you try to hide your boner under the desk, the text teasing that she notices, then cut to a short animated loop of her hand sliding into your lap. It’s not some big “romance route” thing, it just happens, like a horny daydream. Same with Akeno: she starts flirty and soft, then suddenly she’s on her knees behind the lockers, drool on your shaft, looking up with that smug “I own you” face while you try not to groan too loud because, yeah, technically you’re still at school. Those little animated loops work better than I expected, they repeat, sure, but there’s enough movement in the hair, tongue, saliva, tits bouncing, that it never feels totally dead. I hate that the sound mix sometimes spikes too loud for no reason though. You lower the volume for the menu music, then the first oral scene hits and her slurping noise sounds like your speakers just turned into a porn megaphone. I keep forgetting to fix that and then it annoys me again, and then I forget I was annoyed when Akeno starts gagging enthusiastically on my cock.

Monetization is where it gets kind of shitty in a sneaky way, and I say this as someone who wastes money on horny stuff a lot. The game throws you enough free content to make you think “ok, cool, fair”, but then some routes feel half-closed unless you drop a tip on Patreon or follow their SubscribeStar. It’s not aggressive popups or anything, more like quiet pressure. Rias’ first handjob and blowjob scenes are free, but if you want the longer animated climax with extra camera angles and more dialogue, suddenly that’s “exclusive”. Same for Rossweisse, her whole strict teacher act builds up super nicely, she catches you jacking off in a side room, makes you finish with her hand while she scolds you, but you can tell there was supposed to be follow up content they locked behind “support us to unlock more”. As an ethical consumer, that feels scummy in a parody that literally rides on a big anime IP it doesn’t own. They’re already piggybacking on High School DxD’s popularity, then trying to squeeze out micro-patronage from horny fans who just want to see Rias swallow. At least don’t split one sequence into “free cum” and “premium swallow”. That’s like selling half a condom. Still, I caught myself replaying Koneko’s quiet, focused handjob scene on my phone while on break at work, using Firefox to avoid Chrome sync, worrying way more about browser history than I should. The game is rough around the edges, sometimes cringe, sometimes hot as hell, and honestly, it fits the DxD spirit too well, which is both the best and worst thing about it.

The whole thing is just clicking spots until a bar fills up. That's it. You got this schoolgirl with pigtails and a uniform, and she's on her knees. You click her head, she bobs. Click her tits, she reacts. Click your own crotch area, stuff happens. The pleasure meter goes from zero to a hundred and then it's over. Maybe two minutes of content if you're slow.

But here's the thing. The art is rough. Like someone drew it in MS Paint after a breakup. The lines are wobbly, the proportions are off, her face looks like a doll that got left in the sun. And yet. And yet I kept clicking. There's something about how unpolished it is that makes it feel dirtier. Like finding a crumpled drawing in a school desk. You know you shouldn't look, but you unfold it anyway.

The undress mechanic is weird. You can pull her shirt up, but only after certain clicks. Her skirt comes off in stages. The pigtails bounce when you click her head fast enough. I don't know why that detail got me. Maybe because nothing else in the game has physics, but the pigtails do. Someone spent time on those pigtails.

The blowjob itself is just a loop. Same animation, same sound if you have sound on. I didn't. My neighbors already think I'm strange. The active points glow slightly, so you're never lost. Click, click, click. The meter fills. She moans. You click more.

I wish there was a way to fail. Like if you click wrong, she gets bored and leaves. But no. You can't lose. You just click until the number hits one hundred and then the screen fades. No ending screen. No "you win." Just fades to black and you're back at the menu.

For what it is, it's fine. I've played worse. I've played better. But I keep thinking about those pigtails.

The kind of nipple on this girl, right there on the screen, it's got this flat, almost nonexistent rendering. Like a doll's seam. Spent maybe three minutes just staring at it, wondering if the artist ran out of time or if it's some statement about the smoothness of youth in a Foucault "Discipline and Punish" kind of way. The whole classroom is a vacuum of detail anyway. Desks are just brown blocks. The frozen classmates are a mess of stiff, jagged polygons, their faces locked in expressions that aren't neutral, just poorly executed. Frozen time, you'd think it'd be silent, but the sound of the blowjob is weirdly present. A squelchy, repetitive loop that doesn't match the visual action, which is basically just the guy's pixelated dick sliding into a mouth that doesn't move its jaw. It's less a throatfuck and more a collision of two objects, his massive cock clipping right through her cheek geometry if you look from the side. And I did. For too long.

The whole premise is that corrupting power fantasy, right, the freeze time so he can *** a schoolgirl before sports class. The text is broken English, calling her a pretty face, which is arguable, and his load, which is definitely a big white texture splat. One of those hentai games where the cumshot lands and it just sort of sits on the eyeball like a contact lens. She doesn't blink. None of the frozen girls blink. The swallow mechanic is just a progress bar you fill up by jamming the mouse forward in a rhythm that eventually ignores whatever the janky animation is doing. It's like a cookie clicker but for facial abuse. The deepthroat stage, if you can call it that, is just the screen shaking and a looping gag sound that's identical every time. No variation. Like a stuck vinyl record of someone choking on a marshmallow. You end up listening for the loop point rather than anything else, which is some advanced-level pornography criticism I never asked for. The creampie ending is just the same facial scene but with a different dripping texture. A wave the swallow text prompt, you click it, she swallows, fade to black, no real feeling of transgression or power, just the flatness of a finished task. Japanese school setting, and it's impossible to forget you're staring at code trying to imitate flesh, but the code is bored with itself. That nipple, though. Still thinking about it. Not in a good way. Just... there it is.

You know those browser games your coworker thinks you don't see him tab to during the afternoon slump? The ones with the suspiciously specific titles. This one's called something like "Schoolgirl Pissing Record" or whatever, the actual JP romanization is probably some five word mouthful. I kept the volume at like 4%. The actual visuals look like they escaped from a 2005 Flash portal, you know the ones, where the artist really focused on one specific anatomical shading technique and just sort of gave up on the hands. The uniform is less seifuku and more a vague navy blue suggestion around a body.

The core loop here is a literal pissing contest. A very shamed looking girl, who is allegedly a teen but drawn with that generic ageless hentai face, stands there. First you "talk" which means clicking a button until a text box fills with barely translated encouragement. Then she shucks off her pink panties, and there's the main event, a really detailed, hairy pussy that feels like it got 90% of the art budget's polygon allowance. You click and hold on it. The mechanic is a power meter, hidden of course, you just watch the stream. Holding too long makes it a weak dribble down her thighs, just a few sad drops on the tiles. The sound effect is hilariously loud, a garden hose on concrete. Let go at the right second and she arches her back and launches a golden arc that makes the screen scroll, breaking some arbitrary pixel distance record. The shame expression is constant, a fixed blush over the nose.

I spent maybe ten minutes trying to beat my own score. It's not a complex thing. There's no animation for missing entirely really, just a smaller puddle. The background is just a locker room if you squint. I used to think this kind of weirdly specific fetish game was purely for shock, but browsing itch.io's underbelly shows it's a whole genre. People really love a quantified bodily function. Makes me wonder if there's a leaderboard site out there integrating with these ancient Flash loops through some awful web 3.0 crypto plug in. Anyway the tab's frozen now. Back to the spreadsheet.

The animation on the paizuri loop. That's where I got stuck. Not because it's good, it's janky as hell, her spine looks like it's made of wet cardboard. But the way those massive tits, and I mean MASSIVE, Kanu Unchou proportions dialed to eleven, just swallow the cock whole. There's a smear frame where her tongue lolls out and her eyes roll back and it's the most expressive thing in the entire minigame collection. The rest is just... functional. A series of loops you click through. Blowjob, deepthroat, doggystyle, the usual Ikkitousen hentai checklist. The facial abuse finale is less a reward and more a punctuation mark, a load of pixels that land with all the weight of a sneeze on a screen.

I wish the pussy grinding had any sense of impact. It's just two sprites rubbing together with a wet sound effect that sounds like someone stepping in mud. The uniform stays on for most of it, which, fine, school girl fetish and all, but the fabric doesn't even crease. It's painted on. The active tag is a lie, you're just picking the next position from a row of icons. She's the one doing all the work, that brunette battle vixen, and you're just a spectator with a fast forward button. The big cock model is the only thing with any real physics, flopping around with a weird, hypnotic weight. Spent way too long just watching it slap against her cheek in the facefuck scene. The sound design is a crime. Same three squelching loops, a moan that cuts off mid breath like a broken record.

Kanu Unchou, martial arts specialist, reduced to a set of orifices with boob physics. And yet. That one titfuck loop. The way her hands press them together, the slight jiggle when the tip emerges from the top. It's a broken, unpolished mess of a game, a quick fap for fans of the source material who don't care about things like "gameplay" or "anatomy". The doggystyle view is from an angle that makes her ass look like a beanbag chair. I clicked through it twice. Don't expect a game. It's a flipbook with cumshots. And that one titfuck loop. I'm still thinking about it.

Imagine DDLC got drunk, woke up in some random isekai high school, and decided, “Yeah, alright, let’s get horny and weird today.” That’s basically the vibe here. You’re not just the generic MC staring at poems and pretending you understand metaphors. Now you’re dropped into this new school world where Monika, Natsuki, Sayori and the others are still themselves, but also… not? They’re softer, curvier, a bit more touchy, and way less shy about turning club time into something that would get the whole place expelled. The uniforms are tight, skirts keep riding up at the wrong time, and you’re constantly one click away from either a cute blushing scene or straight up “we’re doing it in the empty classroom” energy.

The story pretends it’s about you figuring out why you got isekai’d into this twisted version of the literature club, but you’ll probably forget that the second Natsuki bends over a desk and her skirt doesn’t quite cover her ass. It starts innocent enough: helping Sayori with “homework” in her room, staying after class with Monika for “extra lessons,” walking a school corridor that looks normal until you peek inside a club room and there’s two schoolgirls kissing, hands traveling under the uniforms like they’re rehearsing for some forbidden romance anime that never passed censorship. The yuri stuff hits fast. One moment, you’re picking dialogue options about poems, the next you’re watching two girls grinding on each other on a library table, trying not to laugh as the background music stays weirdly wholesome while absolute filth is happening on screen. It feels wrong in that good way. There’s this one scene where you kind of accidentally trigger a harem route by saying the same flirty thing to everyone, and instead of the game punishing you, it throws you into a club room “meeting” where all of them are crowding you, uniforms half open, acting like you’re some prize they’re splitting. It’s messy and not realistic at all, but also that’s exactly why it works. Nothing here is subtle. Boobs bounce, panties flash, girls moan your name like you’re the only guy in the whole universe, and sometimes the dialogue is super cheesy, but honestly, that’s part of the charm. It feels like a fan fantasy that somehow escaped a horny Discord server and turned into a full game, with school corridors, clubrooms, and dorm-like spaces that all sooner or later become fuck zones. You’ll be reading one line of text and thinking, “yeah yeah, literature, friendship,” then suddenly your screen is full of thighs, tongue, and that chaotic DDLC feeling twisted into a lewd power trip you probably shouldn’t enjoy this much but absolutely will.

Maiko's hairpin is supposed to be this big deal, some magical thing that changes everything, but honestly I forgot about it for the first hour. I was too busy trying to figure out the coffee shop minigame where you serve customers as a maid. The timing is weird, you have to click exactly when the little meter hits the green zone, and I kept messing up orders. Some guy got mad and left. Whatever, his loss. The real fun starts when you mess up on purpose just to see what happens, which is how I stumbled into the first scene with the other waitress in the back room. She's got this short hair and a real attitude, but get her alone and suddenly she's all over Maiko's chest. The game doesn't even pretend it's not going there, which I respect.

The school sections drag a bit. You're clicking through dialogue about popularity and homework, and I'm sitting there thinking, when's the next scene? But then Maiko's rival, this girl with twin tails who's always starting drama, corners her after class. What starts as an argument turns into something else entirely, and suddenly there's a threesome with some guy who has no business being that endowed. The anatomy in this game is ridiculous. Like, physically impossible proportions, but that's the point isn't it. The yuri content is actually where it shines though. The scenes between Maiko and her female classmates have this slow build that the straight scenes skip entirely. One minute you're studying together, the next you're unlocking a scene that made me close my browser real quick when I heard someone at the door.

I wish the work segments had more variety. It's always the same coffee shop, same tasks, same loop. But then you trigger a scene with a regular customer and forget what you were complaining about. The facial animations during the, uh, finale moments are a bit stiff. That's probably not getting patched. The SpiralVortexPlay logo pops up at the start and you know exactly what you're getting into. No surprises there. Just pure, unapologetic degeneracy wrapped in a schoolgirl RPG that pretends to care about stats and popularity but really just wants to get Maiko's uniform off as often as possible.

The Orihime model has this weird dead eyed stare that's actually perfect for the whole setup. You know the one from Bleach, big orange hair, impossibly proportioned. She's just standing there on the subway car while these grey blob men close in. The translation thing is a mess, you gotta highlight text and dump it into Google Translate on your phone which completely kills any momentum. But honestly? The jank adds something. Feels like you found a cursed file on some forgotten corner of the internet, which you probably did.

Gameplay is basically a series of escalating choices. Touch over clothes first, then under. The pleasure meter is this tiny bar at the top that fills up if you pick the right spot. Her chest, her thighs, through the fabric. Mess up the order and she shoves you off, game over. But get it right and the clothes start coming off piece by piece. The school uniform ones have this button by button removal that's weirdly methodical. There's a milf character too but her model clips through the train seat half the time. The idol one has these sparkly stockings that don't render right on my browser. Firefox was a disaster, had to switch to Chrome.

The gang *** ending is just... there's no buildup to it. One frame she's standing, next she's on the floor with the grey men all around. The facial abuse scenes are static images, no animation. Which I guess is fine? The wet sounds are just the same three audio clips looped. After the third girl you start recognizing the pattern. Touch, meter fills, clothes vanish, floor scene. The Orihime one has her making this expression that's supposed to be broken but just looks mildly inconvenienced. Like she forgot her wallet. I wish the pussy closeups were actually interactive instead of just reward screens. The panty pulling mechanic is the most detailed part and that's only like two clicks. Anyway the whole thing runs in browser so no download hassle. Just close the tab when you're done and pretend you were checking email.

Seeing Rei Tachibana without her uniform is weird enough, but then the glasses stay on. Always. Something about that detail got me. They didn't animate it sliding off or fogging up or anything. Just these big nerdy frames locked on her face while everything else... expands. And I mean really expands. Those tits look like someone opened a valve and just left it running. Not a complaint exactly but it's almost comical until you click to the cowgirl position and suddenly it works. The way the swimsuit variant stretches.

Flying Tree Frog's game here is basically a stripped down F-series thing where you pick outfits, positions, and then poke at her with either the dildo or the on-screen cock. The bikini option is the most broken. If you switch from the school uniform to bikini mid-scene the boobs reset size for a frame then inflate back. Nobody bothered to fix that obviously. And the dildo just floats sometimes, not even attached to a hand. Whoever programmed this was horny and in a hurry.

The sound though. Some weird wet loop that doesn't match the speed, and her voice clips are like three words on repeat. "Yamete" then moan then nothing. I ended up muting it and just cycling outfits while she was in doggy. You can't even see her face proper in that position anyway so why keep the glasses model on? The whole thing is jank but I kept going back to the schoolgirl outfit with the jacket open. Something about Rei specifically, not some generic hentai girl but the actual Pani Poni Dash character, getting defiled like a fucktoy. The nerdy tachibana girl who was always screeching about something in the anime now just taking it. There's no game here really, just a compliance sim with boob expansion bugs. Wish there was more outfits honestly. A Mrs. mode or something. But they made what they made and the big boobs toggle works I guess.