The whole thing has the energy of a sketch someone drew on a napkin while half watching a bad sci-fi channel movie. Our hero, some guy with no name and less personality, keeps landing on this same planet. Why? Because there's an alien babe there. That's it. That's the entire motivation. The first time he visited, she just went down on him. Now, in this "sequel," you can finally bend her over.

And I mean that literally. The doggy position is the main event here. The animation loops with a kind of clumsy, hypnotic rhythm. It's not smooth, it's got this weird, almost stop-motion jerkiness to it that I can't stop watching. Her weird, big cartoon eyes just stare blankly ahead while this happens. The sound is... a choice. A single, flat slapping noise that plays on repeat, completely divorced from the visual speed. It's so bad it circles back around to being funny. Seriously, I laughed out loud the first time the audio desynced.

I wish there was a button to speed the whole thing up, or maybe just one more angle. You get the back view and that's your lot. The art style is pure western cartoon hentai, like something from a Newgrounds page that got lost in time. Her design is all exaggerated curves and that vacant expression. The "seriously" tag is perfect because the game takes its single, rough sex scene with absolute, stone-faced commitment. There's no dialogue, no plot beyond the implied "guy returns to alien planet for round two." It's a five minute distraction that knows exactly what it is. I keep clicking back to it though. That stupid sound effect is stuck in my head now, a broken metronome of alien booty. The background is just a static, blurry purple smear. I spent way too long trying to figure out if that was a rock or a shadow.