Woke up with a weird taste in my mouth and a memory of this game's AI generated faces staring at me. Not the good kind of weird. The kind where you're not sure if you enjoyed something or just got hypnotized by jiggling pixels. The whole thing runs on this uncanny valley engine, like someone fed a thousand hentai images into a blender and hit 'puree'. Sometimes it spits out a face that's genuinely hot, other times a hand has seven fingers and it completely takes you out of the moment. You're a succubus, right, fresh out of hell or wherever, and you gotta eat. Eating means fucking. Simple enough.

The first girl you meet is this milf type with an ass that the AI clearly spent extra processing power on. The seduction is basically a point and click guessing game. Click the wrong dialogue option and she gets bored. Click the right one and suddenly you're getting a titfuck in a public park while the game's 'exhibitionism' tag does a little victory dance. There's a harem element, collecting these broken women like pokemon, but the 'romance' feels like a form you fill out. Compliment her. Touch her shoulder. Now she's ready for anal. The corruption arc is there, I guess, but it's less a slow burn and more a light switch. One minute she's shy, next minute she's demanding you spank her with a riding crop. The BDSM stuff is surprisingly detailed for a game that can't draw a consistent elbow.

Got stuck for twenty minutes trying to trigger a scene with the lesbian couple. The sandbox design means you just wander between the same three locations hoping a new exclamation mark appears. The superpowers are barely a thing. You can read minds sometimes, which just tells you if a girl is horny. Spoiler: she always is. The female domination path is more interesting than the male one, mostly because the succubus looks perpetually confused when she's supposed to be in charge. The handjob animations loop like a broken gif. Still, when the game accidentally generates a perfect creampie shot, you almost forgive the fact that the previous scene had a bed clipping through the wall. Almost.

Fuck me, the translation in this thing is a trip. It's like reading a horny ransom note assembled by a broken AI, and honestly, that's part of the charm. You play this smug prick, a real piece of work who's coasted on his looks and luck, and the whole game is about the universe cashing that check. The plot is basically a delivery system for getting this guy under a woman's heel, literally. I dropped a stupid amount on the gacha pulls just to unlock a scene where the MILF character makes him lick her boots clean after a footjob. The 3DCG models aren't winning any awards, they have that plastic, slightly dead-eyed look, but the animations are surprisingly smooth when she's grinding on his face. Facesitting is the main course here, and they don't skimp on the pov angles.

There's this one blackmail scenario that spirals into a full-on pegging session, and the sound design is just wet slaps and her spitting insults. It's brutal. The ballbusting segment felt a bit too janky, the physics went haywire and his character model clipped through the floor, which killed the mood. I wish the female protagonist route had more bite, it's too linear, you just toggle her between cruel and soft but the soft option still ends with her whipping him so what's the point. The spanking is well done though, you see the marks.

The whole thing is a power fantasy flipped inside out. No vanilla, no sweet talk, just pure female domination and humiliation. The slave training bits are where the game actually shines, with the male protag getting leashed and used as a footstool while the lesbian couple goes at it on the bed. You're just furniture. It's degrading filth and I'm here for it. The web translator makes the dirty talk sound like a caveman's poetry, which is accidentally perfect. Dare to play it with one hand, you'll need the other to cover your mouth.

The cutscene where Lucy first puts on that too tight secretary outfit again, the fabric straining across her chest, it's like watching a studio that ran out of budget for proper keyframes. The animation is jerky, a slideshow of tits and ass that somehow still works better than it should. My brain filled in the gaps, you know? The ahegao face she makes later, during that scene with Ron in his office, her tongue lolling out while he's just... going at it from behind, the whole expression is off model. Eyes don't quite track. But the sound design, fuck, the wet slapping and her choked moans, that's where they spent whatever money they had.

The mind control route is where things get properly unhinged. James, this wet noodle of a protagonist, suddenly has all the power and the game doesn't shy away from how ugly that gets. There's a moment with the twins, a double titfuck that transitions into this messy bukkake scene, and the pov camera just lingers. Too long, maybe. The lactation stuff gets triggered way too easily, like the game forgets it's supposed to be a corruption arc and just wants to see fluids. Which, fair. The interracial scenes with the basketball team, the graphic violence tag isn't kidding around either, there's a spanking sequence that goes from teasing to genuinely uncomfortable. The slave ending, the netorare path where you just watch, the voyeurism mechanics are basically just clicking on doors. It's all so aggressively, deliberately broken.

I wish the lesbian content with the school nurse wasn't locked behind such a specific, easily missed choice. That one scene, the cosplay handjob, it's the most tender thing in the whole mess and you'll probably never see it. The multiple endings are just variations on how thoroughly ruined everyone is. The dilf character, Ron, his motivations make no sense, he's just a walking cock with a house. But that's not the point, is it? The point is the blackmail, the humiliation, the way Lucy's big ass jiggles during the anal scenes. The game knows what you're here for and it's not a coherent plot about childhood trauma. It's the corruption, the incest, the male domination, the creampie finish on every single vaginal sex animation. It's a disaster. I've played it four times.

Alright so Growing Thing's Up. The name itself is kinda dumb but whatever. I was clicking through it and the whole setup is this dude gets put in a girls only dorm by accident. Classic. The 3D models are... there. Some of the girls have these massive tits that just defy physics, like they'd need a structural engineer to hold them up, and the asses are equally ridiculous. But you're not here for realism right? The animations during the sex scenes are stiff sometimes, like they're mannequins rubbing together, but then there's this one scene with the redhead where she's using a toy and the way her face scrunches up actually got me. It's weird how one moment it's janky and the next it's hot.

The game throws you into these situations where you're basically helping these girls "explore" themselves. There's a lot of voyeur stuff, you catch them changing or in the shower, and the dialogue is so blunt it's almost funny. "I need you to watch me." Okay then. The male domination path is there but honestly the female domination bits hit harder, especially with the older dorm supervisor character. She's got this big ass and she knows it, and the way she teases the protagonist is more interesting than when you're the one in control. The handjob scenes are animated decently, there's this one where she's looking right at you and it's like, yeah okay game, you got me.

But then the cheating subplot with the lesbian couple feels tacked on and the romance options are thin. You just click and they're in love. The creampie finish is standard for every scene, no variety there. The sexual harassment tag is there but it's more like aggressive flirting that would get you arrested in real life. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some wet noises that loop badly. Still, I kept clicking. The teasing, the stripping, the way the big titty goth girl looks at you when she's doing oral. It's a mess but it's a hot mess sometimes.

52 years old, a priest, and three nuns. Not your typical harem opener, but here we are. Right away the game looks like someone’s first Blender project that escaped into the wild. Low poly faces, lighting that can't decide if it's day or eternal damnation. Honestly, it adds to the whole creepy church vibe. The old priest can barely walk without his robe clipping through his own legs. But you're not here for walking animations.

The mind control mechanic? It drops early. Found this crypt under the church, and suddenly things get... unholy. The nun with the massive... habit, let's say, gets these glassy eyes. Next thing I know, the spanking animation starts looping. Sound bug made the slap noise happen three times delayed. Echoey. I laughed, but then she moaned and the titfuck scene initiated with zero transition. Just poof, robes evaporate, physics go wild. Those big tits have a mind of their own, jiggling like jelly on a subway train. It's a mess.

But during that same scene, the priest's dead-eyed stare directly into the camera while she's going down on him actually felt... effective? Disturbing. Like a true predator. Then you meet the landlady, a classic MILF type, huge ass, and there's this weird side thing about helping a kid get with her. Or corrupt her yourself with the new BDSM toy shared inventory. I went full domination route, obviously. The pregnancy reveal later was a text box. Just a black screen with white words. "She is with child." Anticlimactic? Sure. But stuck in my head? Yeah. That and the mystery of what's actually in that crypt. The 3DCG is ugly-beautiful, like a car crash where everyone's naked.

The whole thing hangs on Smurfette’s ass, let’s be real. Not the cartoon, not the parody, just that one exaggerated, animated bounce when she walks past during a sandbox segment. The rest of the game is built around that single frame of animation, a promise that maybe, if you click enough bushes and craft the right nonsense item, you’ll get to see more of it. It’s a RenPy thing where you’re Gargamel’s apprentice, shrunk down and stuck in a village of only Smurfettes. A data point for the genre growth charts: we’ve officially hit peak “what if a kids’ show but with tits.”

Scruple, the little weirdo you play as, mostly gropes his way through a fantasy adventure that forgets it’s an adventure for long stretches. You’re collecting stuff, talking to monster girls with impossibly big tits, and unlocking animated scenes that feel like someone’s private Newgrounds project from 2007 escaped into the wild. There’s a titfuck scene with a monster that I’m still not sure was a bug or a feature, the animation looped weirdly, like a GIF having a stroke. A sex toy you craft early on, a poorly rendered vibrating mushroom or something, ends up being the key to half the teasing and voyeurism content. My kingdom for a decent UI though, clicking through the inventory feels like doing your taxes on a tamagotchi.

The oral sex and vaginal sex scenes unlock through a grind that’s oddly hypnotic. You’ll masturbate a Smurfette with a clumsy handjob minigame, then immediately get stuck on a dialogue tree that makes no sense, like the script was translated through three different languages and then back by someone who only knew memes. The parody aspect is thin, just names and blue skin slapped onto a generic sandbox. But then Smurfette does that thing with her tongue during a teasing sequence and you forget to be annoyed. The replayability? You’ll come back for the monster girl scenes you missed, the ones locked behind a groping mechanic that’s never explained. Future players should save before every dialogue choice, the game loves to punish you with a fade-to-black right when things get explicit.

The alchemy system is basically just clicking through menus but somehow I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if I could make a potion that would do something other than what the game wanted. You can't. It's a kinetic novel, no choices, no branching, just watching Natalie's life spiral into this increasingly absurd muscle fetish fantasy. The pharmacy setting gets dropped almost immediately once she starts brewing these homemade steroids in her apartment. There's this one scene where she's testing a new formula and her clothes literally rip apart mid-conversation with her catgirl roommate who's been eyeing her the whole time. The roommate, by the way, has these massive tits that the game never acknowledges as unusual even though she's supposed to be part cat. Just giant anime boobs bouncing around while she's groping Natalie's growing biceps.

The sex scenes are where it gets properly unhinged. Natalie discovers she can transform parts of her body temporarily and there's this sequence where she grows a cock just to see what it feels like and ends up fucking her own reflection in the mirror while masturbating. The ahegao faces during that scene are so exaggerated I had to minimize the window when my phone buzzed. The muscle growth isn't gradual either, it's like one potion and suddenly she's got abs you could grate cheese on and the neko girl is practically drooling. Female domination stuff comes in when Natalie realizes she's stronger than everyone and starts pinning the catgirl against walls, using sex toys that the game describes in way too much detail. There's exhibitionism sprinkled throughout, like her going to work still slightly transformed and getting felt up in the pharmacy aisle.

I wish the monster girl tag actually meant something beyond the roommate having cat ears and a tail. She never does anything particularly monstrous, just acts like a horny lesbian with poor boundaries. The humor lands sometimes, like when Natalie tries to explain her sudden muscle gains to her boss and just gives up mid-sentence, but other times it's trying too hard. The 2D art is inconsistent, some CGs look traced and others have this rough sketch quality that I actually prefer because it makes the explicit stuff feel more raw. One minute she's got definition that would make a bodybuilder jealous, next scene her arms look like noodles again. The vaginal sex scenes are animated just enough to work but the looping gets obvious fast. For what it is, a short degenerate romp about a pharmacist who decides being swole is the answer to all her problems, it delivers exactly what you'd expect and nothing more. The masturbation scenes alone are worth the download if you're into the muscle girl thing, just don't expect the potion brewing to ever become an actual mechanic.

Banu’s got this thing she does with her hips when she walks past the neighbor’s window. Not a full strut, just a little extra sway that her husband Kamil never seems to notice. Or maybe he does and that’s why he lets her get away with everything. The game drops you right into her head, this supposedly devout woman who prays five times a day but also fingerbangs herself thinking about the mechanic who fixed their car last week. The 3DCG models are stiff sometimes, faces frozen in expressions that don’t quite match the filth coming out of their mouths, but honestly that almost makes it hotter. Like watching mannequins discover depravity.

The status indicators at the top are a nice touch, corruption and lust meters ticking up like a tamagotchi you’re feeding with bad decisions. Eight routes apparently. I stumbled into the one where she starts “accidentally” leaving her door unlocked when the landlord comes by. The blackmail path is chef’s kiss, this greasy fucker recording her with his phone while she pretends to be shocked, her big tits bouncing in that weird weightless 3DCG way. The localization is a mess, dialogue that reads like it was translated through three languages and then back by someone who learned english from porn titles. “I am feeling the sin inside my woman parts” is an actual line and I think about it constantly.

The netorare stuff hits different when you’re the one doing the cheating. Kamil’s oblivious face while Banu’s got another man’s cum dripping down her thigh at the dinner table. You can play it straight, stay faithful, whatever. But the game clearly wants you to ruin her. The BDSM route with the ex’s brother is genuinely uncomfortable in a way that stuck with me. Not sure if that’s praise. The voyeurism scenes where she masturbates in public parks are animated with this jerky rhythm that somehow works. Like a broken music box playing a song you shouldn’t be listening to.

I went back to SexBot's sequel not for the plot, really. The sci-fi setup about some experiment gone wrong and time loops is just... there. Whatever. What got me was that one scene with the MILF character, the one where she's using this glowing toy on herself while looking right at you. The animation loops are janky as hell, her hand clips through her thigh at one point, but the way her eyes stay locked on the camera? That's the stuff. Pure yandere energy if you squint hard enough and ignore that she's supposed to be your step-something. The game doesn't lean into obsession properly, which is a crime. Give me a route where she locks me in the lab, not this harem sandbox where everyone's just... available.

The interracial scenes with the busty scientist are surprisingly hot, though. There's this one anal scene where the physics engine just gives up, her ass jiggles like water balloons, and honestly? Better than most polished AAA games. The creampie finish actually lingers, doesn't just fade to black like some cowardly devs do. But then you switch to the school setting portion and it's like a completely different game. The teasing scenes with the younger characters feel rushed, the groping mechanics are just click-and-watch, no real interaction. Why can't I decide how long to tease? The female domination bits with the alien chick almost save it, she's got this strap-on scene that made me forget the incest undertones for a solid five minutes.

The sandbox structure means you're constantly bouncing between locations, and the loading between the lab and the school breaks any tension you've built up. The titfuck animations are decent, especially with the redhead, but the handjob scenes use the exact same looping motion regardless of character. Lazy. The lesbian content feels tacked on, like they remembered they needed it for the tags. Still, I keep coming back to that MILF scene. The way she says "good boy" while the toy buzzes... my brainrot is complete. The fantasy elements are wasted, the sci-fi plot is nonsense, but the raw, unpolished sex scenes hit different at 2AM when you're looking for something that doesn't pretend to be classy.