ok so hear me out, right? i was on itch like two nights ago just doomscrolling through the tags, the usual mix of "sexy furry girls" and "queens blade" vibes, and i found this thing. the rising of the shield hero, but not like the anime, it's by niicri, so you already know the drill if you've touched their stuff before. it's that specific kind of jank that loops around to being hypnotic.

the raphtalia model is the main thing, obviously. but here's the part i got stuck on for like fifteen minutes, no joke. there's this "see through" toggle for her armor, right? standard stuff. but the way the cloth physics don't quite reset properly when you toggle it off and on again, it creates this weird visual glitch where the fabric gets stuck halfway. it's not intentional, it's totally broken, but it ends up looking like this perfect wet t-shirt contest effect that the actual game never intended. that's the kind of unpolished gold i live for. pure accident. i spent way too long trying to replicate it with different poses. couldn't. it's a ghost in the machine.

the pov creampie scenes are there and they do the x-ray thing, which i'm a total sucker for, but the ui to get there is so counter-intuitive. you basically have to click through three menus that all look the same, and half the time i ended up back at the title screen. don't even get me started on the audio, or lack of it. i had a podcast about crypto scams playing in the background and it weirdly fit the vibe.

anyway, the whole thing feels like someone's private mod project that escaped onto the internet. the tanuki ears clip through every single helmet. every single one. i wish there was a way to just lock the armor state to that glitched halfway point i found, but that'll never get patched. it's a snapshot of a moment in horny game dev history.

I don't know what I expected from a game called High Tale Hall but here we are, back in some furry nightclub dimension where the loading screen literally stuttered three times before showing me a wolf girl with tits bigger than her head. The bugs are real, not gonna lie. One time I clicked on this cat chick and the camera just zoomed into a wall texture for like ten seconds while the blowjob sounds kept playing. Actually kind of enhanced the experience? No, that's stupid, nevermind.

The hotel room is where most things happen and it's got this weird purple lighting that makes everything look like a bad dream. There's four girls total, all furry, all ridiculously proportioned in that anime way where their spines should snap. The bunny one at the bar, she's got this oral scene that's actually pretty hot if you can ignore how her ears clip through the headboard. I spent way too long trying to position the POV angle just right because the default camera sits at crotch level like some kind of pervert gnome. The pickup dialogue is whatever, you click and they're suddenly naked, no pretense. Which honestly? Respect. Don't waste my time with fake romance when we both know why we're here.

The big tits tag is doing some heavy lifting. Like, comically heavy. One fox lady has these things that move with their own physics system that the rest of the game clearly doesn't share because her tail is frozen solid during the whole scene. The night club area has this one corner where the floor texture just ends and you can see the void. I stared at it for a while. The oral animations loop a bit too fast, makes it look like they're trying to win a speedrun category. But the furry designs are actually cute, in that degenerate way. The cat girl's ears twitch during the hotel scene and I thought that was a nice touch until I realized it was probably another bug. Still counts though.