Three sluts including sexy Claudia Schiffer having fun at their hotel room and are currently using cocaine. A millionaire is arrived by suddenly and offers them a huge sum of money for fuck. They totally agree and he fucks them all.

Look, the cutscenes in this thing, they're not winning any awards at Annecy. I'm talking about animation so stiff it feels like the keyframes were placed by someone fighting with the software. Claudia's hair, that famous blonde, it sometimes glitches through her shoulder and just stays there, like a forgotten thought. The whole setup is her telling a story to some other model in a bathroom, and the mouth movements are a goddamn disaster. The jaw flaps, but the lips don't really shape the words, so it feels like watching a high-budget project that ran out of money exactly halfway through the facial rig.

The scene is basically a prolonged flashback in the back of a limo, and that's where the real, unpolished magic is. The guy she's with, you know the one, just a suit with a dick, gets a blowjob that's animated with this weird, jerky rhythm. It's like they understood the in and out motion but forgot about the human spine's ability to curve. Claudia's on her knees and her entire torso is just a solid block moving back and forth on a single pivot. I burst out laughing when it cut to a close up and the angle made it look like she was trying to inhale a ghost pepper off a plate. But, shit, here's the contradiction, that ridiculousness actually makes it memorable. It's not the same boring, looping, perfectly polished crap you swipe past in ten seconds on some hub of sorts. The sex on the limo seat later has the same vibe, creaking sounds that don't match the motion, a collision where his hand phases through her tit.

The weird part is the sound design in the bathroom framing device. There's this persistent, tinny echo on the voices, like they recorded the dialogue in an actual tiled room but used a laptop mic from 2005. You hear every little wet click of the mouth. It's so distracting during the supposedly sexy storytelling. And the other model, the sohos friend, she just nods along with this vacant, super low-fps blink cycle. The whole thing feels like a first date where the person can't stop talking about their ex, but their voice keeps cracking and they've got spinach in their teeth. You're not sure if you're turned on or just deeply, weirdly fascinated by the human error of it all.

The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after watching too much late night cable and eating questionable gas station sushi. You got Claudia Schiffer, or at least a pixel version of her that looks like she's been through a spin cycle, coming home from a wild night. Her nose is stuffed with tampons and there's ice where the sun don't shine. That's the setup. No build up, no foreplay, just straight to the aftermath of a coke binge that would make a rock star blush.

The humor is so dry it could start a fire. You're basically playing nurse to a supermodel who's falling apart at the seams. The animations are janky as hell, like someone animated it with their feet while eating a sandwich. But that's the charm, right? It's not trying to be some polished triple A smut fest. It's a greasy little browser game that knows exactly what it is. The lesbian tag is there but it's more of a suggestion than a promise. You get some dildo action in the bathroom that feels like it was storyboarded by a horny teenager who just discovered hentai.

I wish there was more to do with the blonde hair. Like, give me a hair pulling mechanic or something. But no, you just click through scenes and watch the chaos unfold. The Sohos tag? No idea what that means. Maybe it's a typo. Maybe it's a secret. Either way, it's not explained and I kind of love that.

The whole thing is like a bad joke that keeps going until you're not sure if you're laughing at it or with it. One minute you're thinking "this is stupid" and the next you're clicking to see what happens when you combine the ice with the tampons. It's not good. But it's not trying to be. It's a mess and I respect that. Dare to play it alone? Sure. Or don't. The game won't care either way.