Dr. Amana’s office has this weird beige wallpaper that looks like it remembers the 70s and refuses to let go. I kept staring at it during the boring intro text. You play this sexual therapist, right, and your first patient Roger is a complete disaster of a man. The kind of guy who probably thinks axe body spray is foreplay. His problem is he can’t get it up, or maybe he just never learned what a clitoris is, the game is vague but honestly it doesn’t matter. You’re here for the hentai CGs.

And look, the art is rough. I mean really rough. Like someone discovered digital coloring last week and got a little too excited with the airbrush tool. Areola the size of dinner plates. Anatomy that makes you wonder if the artist has ever seen a naked person outside of other porn games. But here’s the thing, it reminded me of the first time I stumbled onto one of those flash sites, back when newgrounds was still king and you’d click through fifty horrible ads just to see a single static image of some elf with tits bigger than her head. That feeling of finding something you weren’t supposed to see, even though the whole site was built for exactly that. Dr. Amana has that energy. Unpolished, a little broken, strangely sincere.

The therapy sessions are basically just clicking through dialogue until the clothes come off. Amana says some vaguely psychological stuff, Roger mumbles, and then suddenly there’s a fully explicit shot of her riding him on the therapy couch. I wish there was more build up, maybe some weird dream sequences or something. The whole thing is over fast. Seven clients total but I only messed with the first one before my attention span fried. The text has typos that made me chuckle, like “penis” spelled “pennis” at one point. Freudian slip maybe. I dunno. It’s a mess. A horny, nostalgic mess. The kind you close real quick when you hear someone walking down the hall, even though you’re a grown adult in your own apartment.

The final episode of this series and honestly I forgot half the plot already. Something about a therapist and now there's a prostitute involved. The whole thing plays out like someone filmed a low budget porno on their phone in 2016 and called it a game. Not complaining exactly, just saying.

The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here because Natalia's scenes have this weird uncanny quality where she looks directly at the camera like she's reading a teleprompter. There's one striptease video that loops awkwardly and I spent way too long watching her hand clip through her bra strap. Couldn't look away. Like a car crash but with tits. The quest structure is basically "click this then click that" until clothes come off, which is fine I guess but the dialogue choices feel like they were translated through three different languages before landing in English. Abi keeps saying things like "prove this is good idea" and I'm sitting there thinking yeah sure whatever gets us to the group scene.

The group sex payoff is... something. Abi and the prostitute going at it while you're supposedly participating but really just watching from this fixed angle that cuts off half the action. There's a moment where the audio desyncs and suddenly moaning happens three seconds after mouths move. Made me laugh out loud which probably wasn't the intended reaction. The whole thing has this charm though, like finding an unlisted video on an old tube site. Not polished, not trying to be, and somehow that makes the explicit bits hit different. Not better exactly. Just different. I kept clicking through even when I knew exactly what was coming next. The therapist framing device gets completely abandoned by the end and nobody seems to care, least of all the developers.