The skip button is right there at the bottom during the maze thing and I still tried it twice before I believed the hint. My own fault. Rhett is this safecracker, right, and he's got that look like he hasn't slept since 2007 but somehow it works for him. Audra the officer catches him and the whole thing becomes this weird power play where you're picking dialogue options that feel like you're defusing a bomb made of sexual tension.

The conversation order the description gives you, 2 then 1-1 then 2-3 and so on, I followed it exactly because I'm not trying to fail and restart. When you get to the "Slip.." option something shifts. She's got him against the wall literally and the writing suddenly remembers it's supposed to be hot. The sprite work is rough, like someone drew it during a lunch break, but Audra's uniform straining at the buttons did things to my brain I wasn't expecting from a game that looks like it was coded in a cave. The chase minigame is pointless, just click skip, trust me. I wish the maze had some actual reward for completing it but there isn't one so why does it even exist.

There's this moment after you pick the two first answers in the next conversation where Rhett's hand ends up on her hip and she doesn't move it and the whole screen just sits there like it knows what you're thinking. Multiple endings apparently but I only got one where things escalate in the evidence room. The VIP tag makes sense now. Something about criminals and officers in these games always gets the dynamic right when the dialogue isn't completely broken. The robber characteristics are whatever, Rhett's just some guy who's good with safes and bad at decisions. I kept thinking about that one scene in Heat but with worse art and more groping. The jerk options are there if you want to ruin the mood immediately which I did once just to see and yeah she arrests you, game over, reload.

Fucking hell, the laundry's been beeping for like ten minutes but I'm not moving. Not yet. This redhead's got her eyes wrapped up tight, hanging there, and some absolute degenerate is going at her from behind. The game's called something I won't remember tomorrow but who cares. You pick actions from a list on the left side of the screen and things happen. Simple. The way it should be when you've got maybe seven minutes before someone starts yelling about where their clean socks are.

The rough sex tag isn't lying. It's not some softcore tease bullshit. The animation loops are deliberately janky, like whoever made this decided polish was for people with too much free time. She's suspended, completely helpless, and the whole dungeon siege vibe is just... there. Stone walls. Shadows. The thief angle I guess is her? Or maybe you're the thief? Doesn't matter. What matters is the anal scene hits exactly how you'd want it to. No buildup, no stupid dialogue trees, just straight to the point. The redhead's body reacts with each thrust and there's something about the way the ropes dig into her skin that keeps me clicking the same action over and over.

Wish there was more variety though. After the third or fourth option you've basically seen everything the game's got to offer. A couple more positions wouldn't kill them. Maybe something where she's not just hanging there like a piñata. But I keep coming back to it anyway. Something about the unpolished look makes it feel dirtier, like finding some sketchy magazine behind a dumpster instead of a glossy one on a shelf. The dungeon setting is barely there but honestly I'm not here for the architecture. My phone's at 4% and the laundry's definitely done by now. Whatever. One more round.