I can't unsee what the Genie did to Princess Jasmine, and honestly, I'm not even sure I want to try. The whole setup is bizarre, it's one of those browser quiz things where you answer basic trivia and get rewarded with an increasingly unhinged series of cartoon smut. First question was something about what color is the sky, and boom, there's Aladdin with his dickgirl transformation, tits bigger than his head and a cock that would make a horse nervous. The art's deliberately crappy, like someone traced official Disney stills and then just... added genitals wherever there was space. I spent way too long staring at one image where the Monkey, who I think is supposed to be Abu but they call him just "Monkey" here, was involved in this chain of positions with the Genie and I kept noticing their hands were drawn with seven fingers each. Nobody bothered to fix it.

The exchange mechanic here basically means every character fucks every other character, and halfway through they all swap genders, so you get scenes of a massively endowed female Aladdin getting railed by what I can only describe as a blue nightmare with a beard. The hard sex tag is not lying, there's fluids everywhere, positions that would require at least three of these characters to have no spine, and close up shots that look like a medical diagram gone wrong. I wish there was more buildup between the questions but there won't be, it's just click, porn, click, more porn, and somewhere around image seventeen I genuinely forgot what the original movie was about.

Got distracted by this weird artifact in the background of one scene where a carpet is just a brown smudge, and I kept thinking about how all the female versions have the exact same breast shape copied and pasted. The big boobs bounce the same way even when characters are lying down. There's a moment where Jasmine, now fully dickgirl, does something with her tongue that made me laugh out loud, which I don't think was the intended response, but the whole thing feels like it was made in a fever dream between lunch breaks. I won't say which question tripped me up but I got it wrong three times and had to keep restarting, each time seeing the same sequence of images, which meant by attempt four I could predict exactly when Aladdin's junk would appear on screen, like some kind of perverted rhythm game. The Genie's penis clips through his own stomach in every single position and nobody fixed that either. Best Use of Questionably Consensual Magic Wishes award, easily.