Boss walked past my desk three times already and I'm just sitting here with this browser tab hidden behind spreadsheets, staring at a goblin with a dick the size of his own leg. This game, this ridiculous forest adventure thing, it knows exactly what it is. Treasure Hunter Girl or whatever the title translates to, some blonde elf with tits that defy physics goes into a forbidden forest looking for gold and immediately gets cornered by creatures who have other plans for her holes. The art style is this cartoonish thing that almost looks like a parody of old fantasy RPGs, deliberately messy linework that somehow makes the scenes filthier because it feels like something you weren't supposed to find.

The first tentacle scene caught me off guard, not gonna lie. She's just walking through some bushes and then these green vines just, like, they don't even hesitate. One second she's a treasure hunter, next second she's a treasure holder if you catch my meaning. And the sounds, there's this squelching noise that loops and it's so over the top I had to mute my phone even though nobody was around. The goblin encounter though, that's where I lost it. This little green bastard with a cock that drags on the ground practically, and the animation is so janky it wraps around her thigh in a way that defies anatomy but also somehow works? I don't know. I don't make the rules.

There's supposed to be devils and ghouls too but honestly I got stuck on this one scene with a tentacle monster that has her upside down and I forgot to check the rest of the forest. The dialogue is broken English, stuff like "your pussy will remember forever" which is both threatening and oddly poetic. You click through choices that barely matter, it's mostly just a delivery system for the scenes. Wish there was more treasure hunting honestly, the premise is right there and they just abandon it for monster gangbangs. Not complaining. Actually I am a little, I wanted to see what the treasure looked like. Maybe it's a metaphor. Probably not.