The “Lucky Guy” award for most misleading title goes to this rpg maker thing right here. Lucky? I am running errands for Quagmire. Glenn Quagmire. That is my job. He sends me to spy on Lois doing yoga in her living room, which is a scene that takes about seven clicks to get through while a midi version of something that is definitely not the Family Guy theme plays. I don't feel lucky. I feel like a digital pervert with a clipboard.

The art is... there. Meg looks like she was drawn from a particularly cruel memory, which I guess is on brand. But then Bonnie Swanson appears and her portrait has this dead eyed stare that made me think my browser had frozen. It hadn't. She was just looking at me. I clicked through a dialogue tree with Jillian where I had to choose between complimenting her hair or her... other assets, and picking the wrong one just looped the conversation back like a punishment. A small, horny, time loop. I wish there was a button to just slap Quagmire and take his car keys, but this is not that kind of game.

It's a visual novel where you click and sometimes see a static image of a character from a show you used to watch in college. The whole thing feels like a weirdly specific dream after falling asleep on a couch that smells faintly of beer. The redhead tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for Lois. There's no game over, just an endless, flat plane of mildly titillating fetch quests. I kept playing though. Not because it was good, but because I had to see if Bonnie would ever blink. She didn't. The replayability is for people who find comfort in the uncanny valley of a copyrighted sitcom neighborhood. I am one of those people. I will not be returning. Probably.

Been bouncing between Twitter doomscrolling and this pink screen waiting for Umichan Maiko Classroom Havoc to load, thinking about how weird the whole schedule sim thing has gotten lately. Everyone on itch.io keeps reblogging these student life management games where you basically optimize your degeneracy. The pink screen stays pink for a while. Then boom, you're in class and Maiko is right there with those absolute massive plot points and you've got choices that actually feel like they matter instead of the usual visual novel railroad.

The dialogue reads like someone transcribed a fever dream after binging too much hentai. But in a good way sometimes. The text scrolls and I'm picking options that make zero logical sense because the horny part of my brain already decided where this is going. Missed a whole route somehow because I clicked the wrong response about homework and ended up with a completely different scene than my mutual on discord described. So the branching is actually real not just illusion. Tho I wish the font was bigger because squinting at anime text while trying to fap is a specific kind of struggle nobody talks about.

The loading screen pink is burned into my retinas now. But when it works, the scenes deliver exactly what you're hoping for from the big tits tag without being weird about it like some games where the anatomy goes all wrong. The smaller version thing confused me at first because I thought I was getting less content but apparently there's extra stuff compared to whatever came before. Don't quote me on that. Just click through and enjoy the chaos. Try the choices that seem stupid first, they usually lead to better stuff.

I fired this up expecting some dusty history lesson with tits tacked on, you know the type. But the opening scene just dumps you into a bathhouse and suddenly there's a warrior woman with abs you could grate cheese on and she's not exactly being subtle about what she wants. The art is rough, like someone sketched it during a fever dream, but that's the point I think. It's not trying to be polished. It's trying to get you hard in under three minutes and honestly it works. The translation is a mess, sentences sometimes just give up halfway through, but I found myself not caring because a ninja girl was doing something with a silk rope that made me forget how words work.

I got stuck on this one choice for like ten minutes. Not because it was deep, but because the dialogue tree led to a scene with a demon general that was so aggressively filthy I had to close my browser and stare at the ceiling. Something about the way the text describes her tongue, all deliberate and slow, while the art shows this blurry, frantic motion. It's contradictory. It shouldn't work. It does. The sound design is just royalty free shamisen music that loops every forty seconds and after a while it started feeling like psychological torture, but the horny kind.

There's a whole subplot about clan warfare I completely ignored because a fox spirit showed up and her tails were... versatile. Let's just say I understand why old Japanese folklore is like that now. The game doesn't explain half its systems. You click, things happen, sometimes you get a flashback to a scene you definitely didn't unlock yet, maybe it's a bug, maybe it's a feature. Who cares. The character named Tomoe has a scar running from her collarbone down and the game spends an entire paragraph describing it before she even speaks. That's the kind of detail that sticks. Not the strategy. Not the war. Just the scar.

Faith Philips is a sweetheart, sure, but she's also got a mouth on her and not just for talking. Six month anniversary and her boyfriend Christian is off losing money somewhere instead of calling. So now he's in the dog house, and you're the one pulling his strings, trying to sweet talk your way back into her good graces. Or her panties. Same thing really.

The whole thing plays out like one of those old Lesson of Passion joints, which makes sense because that's exactly what it is. You get dialogue choices, some of them are so obviously wrong they're funny, others are just crude enough to work. Faith's reactions range from pissed off to giggling to dropping to her knees. The blowjob scene is the main event, obviously, and it's animated well enough for what it is. Hentai style, big eyes, bigger tits, the usual. But here's the thing, the writing is actually kind of charming in a trashy way. She calls him out on his bullshit, he fumbles, she softens. It's not Shakespeare but it's got more personality than half the visual novels out there.

What bugs me though, and I can't let this go, is the sound design. There's this weird little click every time you advance text that sounds like someone tapping a pen on a desk. Once you notice it, it's all you hear. Maybe that's intentional, like a metronome for your boner. Who knows.

Anyway, if you want a quick fap with a girl who actually seems like she'd key your car after sucking you off, this does the job. The oral stuff is hot, the choices matter just enough to keep you from mashing skip, and Faith's annoyed face is worth failing on purpose. Just don't expect a redemption arc for Christian. Dude's a lost cause.

Milton is 28, single, and his company party is basically a networking bloodbath where everyone brings arm candy to close deals. So he hires Sue. Not a hooker exactly, more like a professional plus one who also happens to have a PhD in riding cock. The whole setup is peak lesson of passion energy, you know the drill, awkward guy, impossibly hot woman, zero buildup before she's moaning about how much she loves his dick.

The visual novel part is weirdly bare. You get a few choice prompts but they barely matter, it's mostly clicking through dialogue while Sue's tits bounce with that cheap idle animation. There's this one scene where she's under his desk at the office and the game asks if you want to finish on her face or inside. I picked inside because I'm not a monster, and the next screen just shows a static cumshot with the same three sound effects from every other scene. The pickup tag is a lie, there's no actual dating sim mechanics, just a linear fuckfest with a party backdrop.

But honestly? The party itself is the funniest part. Milton's coworkers are these cardboard cutouts who say things like "wow Milton, your date is very attractive" while Sue is literally grinding on his lap under the table. The game doesn't even try to hide it. And the lesson of passion here is apparently that hiring a professional date leads to the best sex of your life, which is either sad or aspirational depending on how you look at it.

Sue's dialogue is pure male fantasy nonsense, she says stuff like "your cock is my new favorite hobby" and I laughed out loud. The art is rough, the writing is rougher, but there's a charm to how unpolished it all is. Like a dev just said fuck it, here's a hot girl who loves sucking dick, enjoy. And I did, for about twenty minutes. Then I closed the tab and forgot about it until now.

The first thing I noticed is the game calls itself a beta but the menus already feel like a finished product. Weird flex but okay. You got your typical fantasy setup, some elf or demon girl giving you eyes, and a choice system that actually matters for once. I clicked through a few scenes and ended up locked out of a threesome because I picked the wrong dialogue option three screens earlier. That stung. But in a good way? Like when you forget to save before a boss fight.

The art is unpolished in places, especially the backgrounds. One castle hallway looked like someone smeared it with a wet thumb. But then a character blinks and her tits bounce and suddenly I don't care about the wall texture. The hentai scenes that are in the demo are hot. Not the longest, not the most creative, but the build up works. There's this one scene with a knight girl who's supposed to be guarding you but she's clearly been waiting for an excuse to drop the armor. The dialogue before it is dumb as hell, full of fantasy clichés, and then she just says "fuck it" and rides you. I respect that energy.

What I wish they'd fix is the pacing between choices. Sometimes you get five decisions in a row, other times you're reading for ten minutes with no input. And the game teases a poly route with two sisters but the demo cuts off right when it gets interesting. That's the worst kind of blue balls.

Anyway, the patreon version has cheats and a desktop build. I'm not paying for that yet. But if chapter one actually finishes by summer, maybe. The weirdness is there. The horny is there. Just needs more scenes and less empty hallway.

The whole thing feels like a sketch someone abandoned after the first pass. Not in a cool, deliberate way. Just... unfinished. You click through some dialogue boxes, the teacher dude is checking on this student who says she's sick, and then suddenly she's on a bed with her legs open. No buildup, no tension, just anatomy.

I spent way too long trying to figure out the minigame. There's a stethoscope you have to move around, I think? The hitbox for the clit is a pixel wide or something. I kept dragging the cursor, the girl makes this looping moan that sounds like a broken doorbell, and the teacher's face stays frozen in this mildly concerned expression the whole time. It's surreal. The soundtrack, if you can call it that, is a 15-second loop of what I assume is supposed to be sexy saxophone but it's mixed so badly it clips on my phone speaker. I actually opened Spotify to play some old Weeknd tracks over it, which helped the mood exactly zero percent because the game's rhythm is so janky. The pussy licking scene is just a static image with a looping tongue animation that doesn't even line up with the art. The art itself is okay for a quick fap, the student has these massive tits that defy the college medic setting logic, but her face looks like it was drawn by a different artist than her body. There's a hentai tag but it's more like a low-budget anime visual novel where they forgot to animate half the frames. The whole medical room premise is just a lazy excuse to get her naked, which, fine, I'm not here for a plot about health insurance. But if you're gonna make a game about a naughty student wanting to fuck, at least make the clicking feel like it leads somewhere. The teacher character has the personality of a cardboard cutout. I clicked through three dialogue choices and they all led to the exact same grindy loop. I guess it works if you have a very specific stethoscope fetish.

Rating this one and a half. The half is because I accidentally clicked a wrong answer and got a picture of a goblin with tits bigger than my head, which was not what I wanted but honestly I laughed so hard I drooled a bit on my keyboard. Not the game's fault, my finger slipped.

Third episode of this hentai bliss thing. You get a knight guy, some fantasy kingdom, and a quiz. Answer right, clothes come off or you get a scene. Answer wrong, sometimes you still get a scene but it's like a cursed one with a monster lady. The questions get stupid hard after a while, like they expect you to know the exact name of some elf queen's third cousin from a throwaway line in episode two. I failed a question about a magic herb and the punishment was a centaur girl sitting on my face. I'm not complaining, but I also didn't learn anything.

There's this one part where you have to pick which door to open. I picked the left one because I always pick left. Inside was a slime girl who did this whole body wrap thing. The text described it as "warm and wobbly" and I had to close my browser because my roommate walked in. Not because it was bad, but because I was making a face. You know the face.

The adventure part is fine, you walk around a map and click on glowing spots. Sometimes it's a battle, sometimes it's a naked fairy asking you a riddle. The riddle was about how many petals on a flower. I counted wrong. The fairy turned into a giantess and stepped on me. I wish that was a longer scene, honestly. It ended too fast.

One thing that bugs me, the sound. There's a little chime when you get a correct answer and it sounds exactly like my phone's notification. Kept checking my phone. Annoying. Also the save system is weird, it saves after every question so if you mess up you can't go back. I wanted to redo the slime girl scene but nope, stuck with my choices. Like real life, but with more tentacles.

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