Milton is 28, single, and his company party is basically a networking bloodbath where everyone brings arm candy to close deals. So he hires Sue. Not a hooker exactly, more like a professional plus one who also happens to have a PhD in riding cock. The whole setup is peak lesson of passion energy, you know the drill, awkward guy, impossibly hot woman, zero buildup before she's moaning about how much she loves his dick.

The visual novel part is weirdly bare. You get a few choice prompts but they barely matter, it's mostly clicking through dialogue while Sue's tits bounce with that cheap idle animation. There's this one scene where she's under his desk at the office and the game asks if you want to finish on her face or inside. I picked inside because I'm not a monster, and the next screen just shows a static cumshot with the same three sound effects from every other scene. The pickup tag is a lie, there's no actual dating sim mechanics, just a linear fuckfest with a party backdrop.

But honestly? The party itself is the funniest part. Milton's coworkers are these cardboard cutouts who say things like "wow Milton, your date is very attractive" while Sue is literally grinding on his lap under the table. The game doesn't even try to hide it. And the lesson of passion here is apparently that hiring a professional date leads to the best sex of your life, which is either sad or aspirational depending on how you look at it.

Sue's dialogue is pure male fantasy nonsense, she says stuff like "your cock is my new favorite hobby" and I laughed out loud. The art is rough, the writing is rougher, but there's a charm to how unpolished it all is. Like a dev just said fuck it, here's a hot girl who loves sucking dick, enjoy. And I did, for about twenty minutes. Then I closed the tab and forgot about it until now.