Got that Destiny believer itch, you know, where you're fated to bump into something weird and perfect at the same time. This game is that. A blue haired punk girl, tattoos crawling up her arms like vines, bouncing in reverse cowgirl like her life depends on it. The whole thing feels like it was coded in a basement during a thunderstorm. Deliberately rough edges. Like someone took sandpaper to a porno.

And then the x-ray button. I clicked it by accident while trying to adjust the speed, because the speed controls are just these tiny unlabeled dots next to her thigh. Suddenly I'm staring at a transparent pelvis, seeing the anatomy do its thing. It's clinical but also, fuck, it's hot in this way I can't explain. Got a medal for something. No clue what I did. The game just popped up a badge and I sat there confused for a solid minute. Does the cumshot animation trigger automatically or do you have to earn it? I still don't know. I think I missed a "strange thing" somewhere. There's this one medal I keep almost getting, the bar fills up, then nothing. Just that blue haired punk staring at me with her permanent scowl, which by hour two feels oddly personal.

Tried showing my flatmate a screenshot of the medal page and he thought I was playing some broken flash game from 2006. The whole thing runs like it's held together with hope and corrupted jpegs. No polish. Zero. I respect that. But also why is the audio so loud on moans and so silent on everything else? My phone dropped from my hand when I first opened it on Chrome. The volume spike nearly summoned the building manager. The cumshot scene, when I finally figured out the rhythm, has this pixelated splatter that looks like a censored Japanese hentai from the dial-up era. Fated romance with a glitchy mess. I'm not even sure I won. The punk girl just keeps going. Maybe that is winning. Maybe I need to find the last medal. My Destiny chart said something about finding truth through chaos this month.

The usual community dude rambling through his city decided to buy himself new glasses. Because now it is not fashionable to wear junk. And the new glasses are a bonus that would entice a chick. Going to the store, this ordinary neighborhood dude buys glasses. Goes out and dresses them... and just look what happens. He got special glasses - they possess the role of X-rays. And today this local dude may look at any person for clothes. From this type of purchase, the dude loses his head and starts to test people passing by. Well, what has been longer to find out for yourself!

You will be offered two types of gypsy glasses by Pedro. You ought to pick blue or red. I think red will be much better because they allow you to see through the clothing. There will be several sexy and nice sights and lots of shocking.

The mouse squeaks when you click. Not a cute squeak. A wet, panicked little noise that comes right through my phone speaker and I had to turn the volume down because someone in the next apartment might think I'm watching torture porn. Which. I mean.

The Mansion Mouse doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is. You're a tiny rodent thing in a cage and there's this massive dragon lady who owns the estate. Her tits are bigger than your entire body. That's not an exaggeration. The scale work here is actually kind of impressive in a way that makes my brain feel slightly broken. One scene she picks you up between two fingers and you can see every scale on her hand, every claw, and your little mouse body just dangling there helpless. The x-ray toggle is a button I found by accident and then couldn't stop using. You see yourself inside her. Like. Inside. Throat. Stomach. Other places. The unbirth sequence has this slow, detailed descent that I watched three times trying to figure out if the anatomy made any sense. It doesn't. That's not the point.

The writing is rough. Like someone ran it through a translator and then just left it. "With abrupt memories" is an actual phrase from the opening and I still don't know what that means. But the choices actually matter which surprised me. I got eaten on my first run. Second run I tried being submissive and ended up somewhere much warmer and tighter. There's blood endings too. The dragon doesn't always play nice. The domination stuff gets genuinely mean in a way that made me put my phone down for a second. Then pick it back up.

Top 3 Moments You'll Want to Screenshot: when she first opens her mouth and you realize the scale of what's about to happen, the x-ray view during unbirth where you can see your little mouse form curled up, and the bad ending where things get red. Very red. I wish the text boxes didn't cover so much of the art during the insertion scenes. That's my complaint. The art is doing all this work and then a big gray box blocks the good parts. Why.