Subway Pervert: Touch and Rape looks trashy at first glance and somehow still manages to feel like a weird little art project about how gross people can be when nobody is watching. You are basically the handsy creep in a packed train, no moral redemption, no “secret love” excuse, just raw predatory energy. The whole thing orbits around abusing girls who never asked for it, and the game does not pretend otherwise, which I actually respect in a strange way. There is no fake romance coating here. It’s just molestation turning into full *** with some game logic on top. The main “jewel” for obvious reasons is Orihime. Her body is exactly how every horny Bleach fanboy remembers her: soft, way too stacked for a school uniform, with that kind of dumb-cute expression that makes everything feel even more wrong when you start groping her. Seeing a known character in this shitty fluorescent subway light hits different, it’s like fanart that escaped Pixiv and went feral. You prod her chest, her thighs, her pussy over panties, and the whole tension is between shame on her face and the game pushing you to go further. No pretending it’s consensual. It’s not. That’s the fetish here.

The design is ugly-beautiful in a way. It’s not polished hentai art with perfect lines and soulless smooth shading. It looks more like some horny artist chain-smoked in front of Clip Studio and said “good enough” after every panel. Bodies are a bit exaggerated, boobs look heavy instead of floaty, nipples sit in ways that feel almost too specific. I like that. The schoolgirls have that stiff, pressed uniform vibe that already feels like a fetish you could smell. The idol is basically walking fanservice with her smug vibe collapsing once the hands start sliding under her clothes. The milf’s curves are the most grounded, like the artist actually looked at a real woman at least once in his life. What annoyed me is the tiny text shit. Everything is in Japanese, and while I don’t mind, the font is just annoying. On my phone on Chrome it felt like squinting at a hentai magazine someone left under the bed for ten years. You can copy it and throw it into DeepL or Google Translate, it works, but it kills the flow when your other hand is busy, you know? The game uses this little “choice” thing where you pick what to touch or how aggressive you go, and if you pick right, her resistance shifts into shameful arousal. If you mess it up, it kind of stalls and feels like poking a mannequin. There is an actual tiny rhythm to it, like reading a dirty visual novel and playing a puzzle at the same time, only the puzzle is “how far can I push this girl until she stops resisting.” When the scene finally snaps and she’s on the floor, panties off, getting used by multiple guys, it’s brutal and cartoonish at once. Some people will call it too much. For me that extremity is exactly the point. I even wish the artist went a little nastier with the expressions, more broken eye focus, more smeared makeup, more tears mixed with drool on those facials, but also I kind of like the slightly restrained style because it keeps the characters pretty even when everything horrible is happening to them. It’s not a nice game. It’s not trying to be. Visually and thematically it just crawls into your brain, sits in that part labeled “Orihime has huge tits and maybe I’m a bad person,” and refuses to leave.

Your pap dies off-screen, leaves you his whole damn job in Soul Society, and you’re still basically a horny newbie who barely remembers which captain hates which. That’s the vibe here. You’re thrown in as the new commander, everyone calls you “taicho” with that fake respect, and half the time you’re trying to decide if you should fix the political mess or just fuck your way through it. First scene already tells you how it goes: one minute you’re at a funeral, the next you’re staring at Rukia’s legs way too long and thinking “yeah this is not how a responsible leader behaves” while the game kinda smiles and says, “good, keep going.” It doesn’t pretend to be epic and serious, even when it tries. You talk to captains, you mess with schedules, send squads on missions, but every choice has that “ok but how does this help me get into her pants” feeling. Sometimes it’s soft stuff, like walking Hinata-style shy girls out of their shell with dumb little compliments, sometimes it’s straight up “I’m your commander, get on your knees” and the game doesn’t flinch at all.

What really hooked me was how dirty it gets once you stop being polite. At first I was like “I’ll play the good boy,” trying to keep everyone friendly, but you run into Rangiku and her tits are basically their own cutscene, spilling out of the uniform every time she bends forward. You can tease her, get teased back, or just push it into rough territory if you set your dominance high enough. Same with Yoruichi. One route she’s trolling you, laughing in your face, making you jerk off like a dog while she watches. Different route, you’ve got her on all fours, collar biting into her neck, ass up and dripping while you decide if it’s going to be slow pussy worship or full-on choke-and-cream. The game doesn’t hide the nasty stuff: sleep sex scenes, voyeurism when you spy on captains bathing, lesbian side events with girls grinding on each other while you’re just there stroking, ahegao faces that would get you banned on Instagram in one second. It’ll let you titfuck Orihime on your office chair, footjob from some smug captain who pretends she hates you, sex toys stuffed into subordinates while they’re trying to keep a straight face in meetings. One moment you’re holding a sweet romance flag with someone like Inoue, later you’re watching her gag on your cock while her eyes roll up, drool everywhere, and then you still go to a “respectful” briefing like nothing happened. The AI CG actually surprised me a bit, sometimes it looks weird on fingers but then you get a midnight creampie scene with Nel or a rough blowjob with Tsunade-tier milf and suddenly you forget everything you wanted to complain about. I still hate that tiny menu button that’s slightly off-center and my brain screams every time I tap it, but yeah, this is one of those games where you say “ok, just one more scene” and then your dick hurts but you still click.

Bleach nerds, this one hits right in that part of the brain that went “holy shit” the first time Yoruichi showed up naked in cat form and you tried to pretend you were just watching for the plot. The game drops you straight into this messy otaku room, monitor glowing, keyboard somewhere under the junk, and it’s literally just you, your dick, and a line-up of Soul Society girls taking turns bouncing on you like they owe you rent. No story pretense, no “oh no, hollow attack, we must have sex to survive” nonsense. You pick the girl on the side panel, she appears on top of you, and boom, you’re in full POV with her tits in your face and your brain going, “I should be ashamed, but I’m not.” Yoruichi’s caramel skin, that smug little look like she’s the one in control even while she’s riding you silly, works way too well here. Then you swap to Rangiku and suddenly the screen is just boobs. Everywhere. Zero respect for gravity, just big soft pillows smashing together while she grinds down. I had to pause once because my phone buzzed with a Discord notification and I almost alt-tabbed from pure shame reaction.

Orihime is kind of the funniest one in this setup. She’s got that soft, slightly dorky expression, breasts way too big for any normal spine, and she’s just happily jumping on your cock like it’s some weird after-school hobby. There’s a tiny bit of jank in the animation when she speeds up, like her boobs are lagging behind the rest of her body, but honestly it made me laugh more than it annoyed me. Nel is there in her grown-up form, long green hair swinging, and it’s wild because one second you’re remembering her cute loli version from the anime and the next second she’s slamming down on you like a porn star who knows exactly how much you’ve been thinking about her for years. Rukia is the weird one here. Suddenly she has bigger boobs than canon and my brain keeps going “who the hell is this” before the rest of my body answers, “shut up, we’re busy.” I kept thinking her smaller chest fit her personality better, but then she’s on top, riding hard, hair moving, face flushed, and it becomes very easy to make peace with the upgrade. Controls are simple click and go, you change girls with that left side menu, adjust pace, watch them bounce, and that’s about it. No hidden routes, no endings where you collect all of them into some clean harem household. It’s just you cheating on all of them with each other in the same damn room, one after another, like some perverted gacha where the only currency is your stamina bar. I kinda wish there was at least one small scene where they notice they’re sharing you and either get jealous or decide to team up, but that’s never happening and I’ve accepted it. Still, sitting there with Yoruichi on top, swapping to Rangiku mid-thrust, then jumping to Orihime just to see the boob physics lose their mind, it felt like the exact kind of trashy fan fantasy everyone pretends they’re too mature for, right until the tab is open and the pants are not.

So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.