Clara Loft shows up on screen and you instantly know the game is not pretending to be “serious archaeology”. She opens her mouth, that smug British accent hits you, and suddenly you’re way less interested in lost temples and way more curious about what’s under the shorts that are absolutely not work-appropriate. The whole thing feels like some horny fan project that escaped from a Discord server and grew just enough muscle to become a real game. In a good way. Mostly. You’re the new assistant, which sounds important, but quickly turns into “guy who carries the bags, gets insulted, and maybe, if he plays his cards right, ends up with his cock somewhere near those ridiculous tits.” The story acts like it’s about relics and curses and puzzles, but half the time it’s just an excuse to put Clara in one more situation where her ass is sticking out while she complains she “can’t quite reach”. Sure, professor. Of course you can’t.

The teasing is honestly the main event here. She talks a lot, and it’s actually voiced, not that weird text-to-speech flat stuff. She’ll roast you for staring, then lean forward anyway, then pretend she doesn’t notice your character literally masturbating in the tent while she’s humming on the other side of the canvas. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to be guarding some artifact and instead end up watching her bathe through a hole in the wall. That moment is so stupidly predictable and still works. She keeps doing that “half annoyed, half amused” thing, like she knows exactly what you’re doing with your hand. And yeah, the game does not shy away from going all the way. Blowjobs, handjobs, riding you until her tits bounce way past realistic physics, sliding them around your cock like she’s trying to polish a trophy, and eventually some heavier stuff if you keep pushing her down the more corrupted path instead of playing the sweet gentleman. It leans into parody, so one second she’s moaning in your ear, next second she’s cracking some meta joke about “player choices” while you’re balls deep in her ass. Completely ruins the mood and somehow makes it hotter.

Mechanically, it’s like a horny choose-your-own-mistake adventure with some actual puzzles sprinkled in just to make sure you’re not clicking with one hand the whole time. A few of the “combat” bits feel like they exist only so the dev can say, see, this is a real game, not just porn, look, there’s a health bar. Nobody is fooled. The AI art gives everything this slightly off, dreamlike vibe where Clara’s boobs seem to grow a bit from one scene to the next and you’re not sure if it’s the supposed “breast expansion” angle or just the model losing its mind. Sometimes her face shifts a little weird mid animation and it’s like she’s turning into a different hot cousin for half a second. I kind of liked it, even while my brain was going, what the hell, pick a version and stick with it. Also, small complaint: there is one button in the UI that looks like it should open a proper settings menu but only gives you like three options and none of them are the one you want and it irritated me way more than it should. Anyway, if the idea of a smug, big-titted archaeologist slowly turning into your personal plaything while she pretends to still be in charge sounds fun, this thing absolutely leans into that fantasy and then trips over its own jokes, stands up, and shoves your dick between her boobs again.

Office jobs are already kind of horny if you think about it too long, and this game just goes “yeah ok, let’s stop pretending” and cranks that shit up. You’re this awkward guy dumped into a “professional” environment where half the people want promotions and the other half just want something inside them, and those two groups overlap way too much. On the surface it looks like some boring corporate ladder stuff, but the second your boss leans over your shoulder and that blouse dips a little, you realize what kind of story this is. She’s a total milf, all tight skirt and smug face, acting like she doesn’t know what she’s doing when she bends over the desk. Then later she’s staring at you with that fucked-out ahegao face while you’re trying not to cum too fast like a damn teenager on his first porn site.

What got me is how the whole thing is wrapped in this office “productivity” vibe, with this weird drug floating around the company like it’s just another motivational tool. Drink this, get more focused. Take that, be more confident. Sure. Then suddenly your shy co-worker, who could barely look you in the eyes, is pushing you into a copy room with her panties already wet through her tights, whispering that she “doesn’t know what’s coming over her” while grinding on your thigh. It’s not subtle. One minute you’re clicking through emails, next you’re balls-deep in someone over a desk, watching her makeup smear as she tries to keep eye contact while sucking you off. The corruption angle is kind of sneaky at first, but then you start noticing how their clothes get shorter, how the conversations shift from “did you see that report” to “I keep thinking about your dick during meetings.” You end up half-playing it like a dating sim, half-like some horny lab experiment, testing how far you can push each woman just by steering your choices a little more toxic.

The animated 3D scenes are way filthier than I expected on a phone game, too. There’s proper movement, spit shining on lips during a blowjob, hips slapping, that little shiver when you finally slide in, and the expressions go from cold office mask to full-on ahegao, tongue out, eyes rolled, mascara running. Some of them are sweet and romantic, like when you actually try to be nice and you get this slow, shaky first time with a virgin character who’s clearly not ready and still wants you anyway, and yeah, it feels a bit fucked up in exactly the way your dick responds to. Others are just raw, like your boss kneeling between your legs under her own desk, trying to talk about quarterly results with a mouth full of your cock while someone knocks on the door. It’s messy, horny, sometimes a bit too cruel, sometimes weirdly tender, and the tone keeps swinging around just enough that you don’t know if you’re supposed to be the hero, the asshole, or the guy who just accidentally turned the whole office into his personal sex dungeon and kind of… went with it.

This one hits weird for me, in a good way and in a “what the fuck am I doing with my life” way at the same time. You play this popular writer guy who looks like someone that spends too much time on Instagram, but whatever, he suddenly gets a call from some girl from his past and from there everything starts to feel like one of those late night WhatsApp mistakes that turn into a full telenovela. I liked that feeling a lot, like fate poking you in the ribs, saying: “hey, remember this girl you never got over? yeah, she’s back, and she wants your dick and your attention.” One moment you’re picking a soft reply, almost romantic, and the next you’re choosing if you wanna grab her hair while she’s on her knees or talk sweet to her while she’s stroking you slowly. The tone jumps around in a way that feels kinda real. People are messy, right? Here they let you be messy and horny and stupid and strangely tender all together.

The sex stuff is not shy at all. When you decide you’re done being noble and you go for it, the game actually lets you see the build-up, not just “click here, blowjob happens”. I had this moment with one character in the living room, big windows open, city lights outside, and she just drops to the floor, unzips me, and starts licking like she’s been waiting since high school. There was this small animation where her hand wraps around the base and she uses the other hand to keep her balance on your thigh, and it felt way more personal than it needed to. Then later, with another girl, you’re half arguing, half flirting, and it ends with her straddling you and sliding down on your cock, slow, like she wants to prove a point. Penetration scenes actually look like bodies touching, not like two plastic toys smashing. Vaginal scenes have that sticky, close feeling, where you can almost imagine how she squeezes around you while she’s riding and you’re deciding if you want to pull her hair or hold her waist. Masturbation scenes hit different too: there’s one where she watches you stroke yourself while she pretends she doesn’t care, but you can see her nipples getting hard and she starts rubbing her thighs together. That made me pause my Spotify and just focus. And yeah, the incest angle is there, and it’s not subtle. The way they write it is very “we know this is wrong, but it feels too right” and if you’re into that taboo fantasy, some of those family scenes feel way too intimate, like catching someone in the shower and not even trying to look away. Some people will hate that, some will go straight for that route first.

Not everything is perfect. Sometimes the game acts like it’s giving you big moral choices, but actually both options lead to the same bedroom, just with different small talk. There was one text choice where I tried to be cold and detached, and she still ended up on my lap, jerking me off with these slow, teasing strokes, while talking about “how different I seem now”. I was like, girl, I literally chose the rude answer, what are you talking about? Also the way the MC jumps from “I care about you deeply” to “open your mouth, I wanna cum on your tongue” in two clicks can feel funny, but I kinda liked that whiplash. Fate is not patient anyway. Exhibition scenes are nice, though. Having her suck you off near a window where anyone could see, or her spreading her legs on a balcony, panties pushed aside, you sliding inside her while you’re half afraid some neighbor will catch you, that was hot as hell. I opened Telegram at one point to answer a boring work message, then looked back and she was bent over a kitchen counter, ass up, and the game asked if I wanted to pull out or stay deep and fill her. That ruined my productivity completely. And I keep getting distracted by this one small thing with the dialogue font looking slightly weird in some scenes, like it moved half a pixel to the side, and it bothers me so much but I keep forgetting to pay attention to it once someone starts moaning and sucking again. Then I remember later and it annoys me again. I thought I came here just to jerk off, but I ended up caring way too much about which girl is “meant” for this guy, like the universe is watching who I choose to kiss gently and who I bend over the couch. Fate likes to watch too, I guess.

Valentine is not some shy anime boy with big eyes. He is this rough, slightly broken ex-soldier who now lives with bruised knuckles and bright lights in an MMA cage. The game throws you into his head right away, no slow build, no “tutorial date.” One moment you are watching him walk into a London gym, smelling sweat and cheap cleaning spray, the next moment a punch connects and time almost freezes on a close-up of teeth, blood, and that sick little grin he has when a fight finally gets good. It feels like a porn game that accidentally grew a spine and decided to care about pressure, about fear, about what happens when your body is your job and everyone wants a piece of it. Then it remembers it is porn and goes “oh yeah” and puts a girl on her knees in front of him, mascara already a bit ruined, tongue pressed against his shaft in an animated loop that honestly looks way better than I expected from a browser thing.

The sex scenes are where it stops pretending to be classy. You have blondes, brunettes, one fiery redhead with this smug face that just screams “I’m going to ruin your life and you will say thank you.” They are not just generic CGs slapped in. The camera loves the little things: a hand twisting in his shorts before she pulls them down, spit mixing with pre-cum on a blowjob, lips stretching wide around him, that tiny moment when the girl hesitates because she is still a virgin and then your click pushes everything forward. You pick if Valentine is gentle or if he just grabs her hips and buries himself inside like he forgot what patience means. Moans change, eyes change, the way they clutch the sheets or his skin changes. Sometimes you get a slow handjob next to a window after a fight, his knuckles still taped and bruised, her thumb lazily rubbing the tip while she whispers shit in his ear. Other times you go from locker room trash talk straight into a rough oral scene, her mouth full, cheeks hollowed, mascara a total mess, and you can actually see her throat flex when he thrusts too deep. I kinda hate how some of the dialogue sounds like a horny teenager wrote it, but then a single animation of a girl rolling her hips on his lap completely shuts my brain off and I forget to complain.