Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

First thing that hit me with this one was that cheap Flash-era vibe in my head, even though it’s not Flash and I’m old for this crap. You get a Fairy Tail face, you get a big cock, you get a throat that is way too brave for a shonen anime girl, and that’s basically the whole religion here. It is a Super Deepthroat style thing, but stripped down, like someone took the original, ripped only the "make her choke on it" part, and said "yeah, that’s enough, who needs the rest". You don’t fiddle with ten menus and sliders, you just pick which familiar waifu will try not to puke on your imaginary dick. Lucy shows up with that cute, slutty smile like she lost another rent bet. Erza has that pissed off "this better be worth it" face while she buries her nose in your pelvis. Juvia looks like she’s about to melt from just tasting the tip. Meredy is the type you kinda forget exists until she suddenly has drool strings down her chin and you go "ah right, pink hair girl". Mavis looks too innocent for this and then she’s balls deep and your brain just switches off. No plot monologue, no fake romance, just throat abuse in cosplay.

What I like, and kinda hate at same time, is how the animation focuses on the ugly little details that most newer porn games skip because they wanna be "sexy" and not "messy". Here you get the neck bulge when the head goes all the way down, eyes going a bit cross when she hits that last inch, mascara-like lines even though it’s not really makeup, spit stretching between shaft and lips every time she pulls back for air. When she fails to take it all you hear that short gag sound, not too long, just enough to trigger that primitive part of your brain. Sometimes she powers through and swallows again, sometimes her tongue kind of spasms under the head and that is weirdly the best part. No one is talking, and honestly that makes it hotter, like it is pure job, nothing emotional, just "shove that thing in until it disappears". There is almost no variety if you look at it coldly, it is the same motion again and again, but then they make Lucy’s eyes water slightly faster than Erza’s, or Juvia’s lips stay wrapped tighter on the way up, and suddenly you’re spending way too long comparing imaginary blowjob technique like some porn nerd professor. I was half expecting some goofy magic effect, like Erza changing outfits mid throat, or Mavis glowing while she swallows, but no, it stays grounded in one single obsession: Fairy Tail girls used as cock sheaths. It’s lazy in a good way, focused like a pervert with tunnel vision, and if you ever played the old Super Deepthroat to practice timing your "finish" with the gag animation, you already know exactly what kind of degenerate rhythm this thing is tapping into.

Hinata looks like she just walked out of some soft, shy dream, but this game throws her straight into something way more dirty and weirdly sweet. It feels like someone took a training arc and twisted it until it started panting. There’s no slow romance here, no long speeches, just Hinata deciding that if Naruto is finally hers, she’s not going to show up all clueless. So she goes to the worst possible “mentor”, the old guy who should be drinking tea and giving moral lessons, and instead has her on her knees with her lips wrapped around his cock like that was always the plan. The game doesn’t pretend it’s wholesome. It makes her look nervous and horny at the same time, drool on her chin, eyes big and watery while he grabs her head and uses her throat like some toy he forgot to return. The blowjob isn’t just a single loop, either. You see her pace change, taking him shallow, then deeper, then suddenly he rams in and she chokes a little and you kind of hate him and also want to see if she manages to swallow it all. When he finally unloads, it’s messy, mouth full, tongue out, that kind of scene you feel in your own jaw.

Then he decides “training” means every hole. The way the game moves from her mouth to her ass feels almost casual, like it’s nothing. That part caught me. No big drama, just his fingers sliding between her cheeks, testing her, spreading her tight ring while she blushes like she’s being examined in public. The fingering lasts longer than I expected, almost annoyingly long, but in a good way, like the dev wanted you to watch each small twitch, the way her hips jerk when he pushes in another knuckle. I stayed on that part, replayed it, watching how her body slowly relaxes under the pressure while her face keeps that “I shouldn’t like this” look. And then his cock replaces his fingers and it stops being gentle. He pushes straight into her asshole, ignores her little flinches, and the animation really sells that thick stretch, her back arching, hands bracing against whatever invisible surface she’s on. The doggystyle angle is unforgiving, just balls slapping, her ass bouncing, the sound design cheap but somehow perfect, like porn you shouldn’t keep open at work but probably will. He fucks her like she’s already used to this, even if the story says she isn’t, and that contrast is kind of hot and kind of stupid at once.

There’s something especially filthy about how the game keeps reminding you she’s doing all this “for Naruto” while she’s getting used like that by his elder. Like she’s grinding her way through some pervy exam. When he pulls her hair and shoves her face down while ramming her ass, you can almost hear the unspoken “this is for your own good” sermon he’d never say in front of the village. The creampie in her ass looks thick, obscene, the kind of finish where you just stare at it dripping out, pooling, and you forget to click next because your brain is soft and empty. I kept thinking they would cut away or go lazy, but no, the camera lingers, the cum slowly sliding out while she tries to keep herself together. Haunted me a bit when I opened Telegram after and scrolled past some normal meme, with this image still stuck in my head. The game promises this is just “first chapter” and you can actually feel that. It ends right when you think, okay, now she’s broken in, now she’s ready for something worse. Then it just stops. No big fanfare. Just a messy Hinata, full and used, thinking about Naruto like a good girl who just let an old pervert ruin her ass for “training”. Honest thing? I hated that her hair sometimes clips weirdly and no one will ever fix it, but my hand still didn’t care.

Old perv in a dusty manor calls you in like some porn version of Sherlock, throws you a baby photo and goes “find my 20-year-old daughter I never met.” That’s the vibe right away. It feels cheap in the good way, like those crusty old hentai DVDs you’d hide behind “normal” anime on the shelf. You’re a private detective, sure, but mostly you’re the kind of “detective” who solves mysteries with his dick and whatever half-ass charm lines the game gives you. One second you’re doing fake noir investigation, next second you’re balls deep in some girl who absolutely should not be trusting this random guy who just showed up asking weird questions. The tone jumps from goofy humor to full-on filth so fast it’s kind of perfect. Totally not serious, the writing is broken in places and some lines sound like they were translated twice, but that actually fits the vibe. Like, you ask about clues and ten seconds later she’s on her knees, gagging on you to “help the investigation.” Logical? No. Hot? Yeah, kinda.

Characters are classic porn archetypes and it doesn’t pretend to be more. Big boobs everywhere, like gravity gave up. You’ve got the redhead with attitude that melts the second you push her against something, the blonde maid who keeps saying “it’s wrong” while still taking every drop, the sweet brunette who looks innocent until she’s riding you and begging for a creampie because “maybe that will bring the truth out.” Dialog makes no sense sometimes, but then she’s drooling around a deepthroat scene and your brain stops caring. Titfuck, paizuri, long blowjob routes where you can actually see her get tired, then keep going, facial all over her face and hair, the usual, but it stacks nicely. I kinda hated that one minigame where you have to hit the right timing to “seduce” them with your answers, because the hitbox on the bar thing feels off, like my mouse lags only in that part. Still, when you finally get it right and it cuts to her bent over, ass up, pussy and asshole both shiny and ready, you kind of forgive the jank. Anal scenes are very porn-logic, no prep, just spit and go, and surprisingly that fits the absurd tone. There’s this milk bit too that caught me off guard, not full-on fetish focus, more like a short detour, and then it never really comes back properly, which annoys me more than it should. But yeah, the whole “games of desire” thing here is basically: say the flirty line, click through, watch them break, collect another messy cumshot in a new position, pretend the “case” matters while you definitely forgot what the old man even wanted.