Naruto finally getting what he “deserves” from Sakura sounds romantic if you only know fanfics on Wattpad. This thing is the opposite. It plays more like a nasty what-if scenario some pissed off fan cooked up after binge watching Shippuden on Crunchyroll and getting angry at Sakura’s whole “Sasuke-kun” obsession. You’re dropped straight into her bedroom, no soft build up, no sweet talk. Naruto is already done pretending to be the idiot hero. He’s stronger, darker, and he uses that strength in the most fucked up way possible: forcing Sakura to pay for loving someone who isn’t him. The game basically asks: what if the “nice guy protagonist” finally snaps and uses his power and her feelings as a weapon. It’s not romance, it’s punishment wearing the skin of sex.

The thing that hit me hardest is how the game treats the Kyuubi chakra. In the anime, it’s this huge power-up, big dramatic aura, emotional speeches. Here it’s more like a red flag inside a *** fantasy. You feel it as he pins her down and pushes into her, that flare of fox chakra sitting right between “shonen power” and “monster in human skin”. Sakura looks like she knows she can’t win, not in a physical fight and not in an emotional one. She still thinks of Sasuke while Naruto is slamming into her, filling her up just to prove he can. Creampie after creampie is less about pleasure and more like writing his name inside her body, like he’s overwriting Uchiha with Uzumaki in the most biological way possible. It’s messed up, but that’s also why it sticks: the sex scenes are short and blunt, more like fragments of a bad memory than a long hentai movie. You click, you see his cock disappear into her, you see the cumshot, you see her face somewhere between fear and forced arousal, and then it’s just silent. No moral lesson. No “Naruto is still a good guy deep inside”. He isn’t here. And the game doesn’t even try to pretend otherwise. There is something weirdly honest in that. It doesn’t ask you to feel good about what you’re doing. It just hands you this broken, private moment in Sakura’s room and lets you sit with the idea that the same idiot hero who saves the village can be the one who *** the girl who trusted him most, while the fox laughs in the background you never see.

Crossunder Academy looks at you and goes, “yeah, you’re the new kid, you don’t know shit, but here, have power anyway.” You roll in thinking it’s just another school VN with some tits glued on, and then they throw you into the Student Council and suddenly you’re the class president, fake tie, fake responsibilities, and very real chances to fuck half the campus if you don’t screw it up. It starts tame, like a dating sim pretending to be serious: club budgets, school events, that kind of filler. Then you figure out every boring “proposal” conversation is basically foreplay. The shy club rep who wants more money for “equipment” leans over your desk a bit too far, blouse a little too tight, and you’ve got the classic choice pop-up: act professional, tease her, or slide right into horny territory and test how far she’s willing to go to get that funding. You know which one you click. Don’t lie.

The fun part is how it mixes the puzzle feeling with porn without turning into some clicker trash. You’re not matching gems or anything stupid like that, you’re juggling scenes. Say the wrong thing to one girl and she gets jealous when you’re alone with her teacher later, and suddenly that nice slow blowjob under the desk becomes “sorry, I can’t, people will talk.” Say the right thing and the same teacher is on her knees, glasses fogged up, working your cock like she’s grading on a curve. Some routes feel like you’re solving a horny jigsaw puzzle with horny pieces. You’re planning event schedules while secretly thinking, “ok, if Hermione-clone student nerd and that thick aunt-looking lunch lady are both there, can I push them into some exhibitionist shit?” and sometimes the game actually lets you pull it off. There are moments where the camera settles into POV and it’s just you, her big tits pressed right into the frame, your cock between them for a messy titfuck, and the sound design goes from cartoony to “oh, someone actually cared here.” Then next scene a different girl is doing this ahegao face like she’s auditioning for a meme compilation and it almost kills the mood, but you keep clicking because, well, creampie counter is not going to fill itself.

It leans hard into the fantasy faculty and campus girls archetypes. You’ve got the prim bookworm who clearly wants to be ruined in the library after hours, the fake innocent student council girl who’s absolutely into groping behind closed doors, the curvy “tradwife” type who talks about cooking and chores while riding you raw, and that one busty older woman that might as well have “MILF” written on her forehead. Half the time you’re trying to act like a respectable president in meetings, half the time you’re lining up which corridor to “inspect” so you can corner someone and see how far she’ll go if the hallway cameras are “mysteriously” off. There’s teasing everywhere, a little too much sometimes: she’s in your lap, skirt hiked up, grinding on you, moaning in your ear about how wrong it is in a school setting, and the scene still stalls until you pick the right dialog line before it lets you finally push inside. When it does click though, the game doesn’t flinch: deep throat, sloppy oral, thick ass bouncing in your lap, cum inside, cum outside, cum on her face while she’s making that stupid cross-eyed expression. It’s messy, a bit goofy, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes clunky as fuck, but it feels like an actual degenerate school fantasy where your choices matter just enough to make you paranoid you missed one more filthy route.

This thing plays out like one of those trashy fanfics you find at four different websites, stitched together, but someone actually bothered to animate it. It drops you right into Ino’s headspace without asking if you’re okay with it, like, “Yeah, we all know she’s obsessed with Sasuke, shut up, here’s what happens when she finally gets him.” There’s no long build up, no long dialog, just that weird quiet Naruto vibe where the village feels empty and it’s just Ino alone in a room, clearly horny and miserable about this guy who doesn’t even remember half the people from his class. Then he’s there. No knocking, no talk about consent, nothing. It’s just this ugly, hot mix of wish-fulfillment and straight-up assault, and the game leans into that tension so much it almost feels wrong to blink while you watch.

What I like is how it treats Ino’s “desperate” crush as something messy, not pure or romantic. She clearly wants him, that’s not a question, but he doesn’t give her any choice about how it happens. She just kind of folds, literally, opens her legs on the floor like she’s been waiting her whole life for this one shitty, painful moment. It’s both pathetic and sexy, and I mean that in a good way and a bad way at same time. When he shoves his cock into her, there’s this first jolt where her face is like “this is too much, fuck,” and the animation actually sells that. Her eyes squeeze, her mouth twists, not that fake “always enjoying it” porn face. You see that pain at the start, like her pussy is not ready for that size at all, and there’s no soft warm-up, he just rams her like she’s an object he borrowed and plans to break anyway. That rough rhythm keeps going, her back arching higher, her legs shaking, and her expression starts to slide from scared and hurt into something more like “if you stop now I’ll kill you.” It’s fucked. It’s hot. I felt a bit like a creep and still watched every second.

The best bit for me is when you can feel she’s basically clinging to the idea of him more than to the actual sex. The way she reacts to his thrusts is less “ow this hurts” after a while and more “don’t leave yet, don’t disappear again.” She takes it on the hard floor, no bed, no romantic setup, no sweet talk, just skin on cold ground and his weight pinning her, grinding her down. She’s moaning, but there are these small noises that are almost like sobs under it, and I got stuck replaying that part a few times just to look at her face. She starts begging in this half-broken way, not for him to stop, but to cum inside, to fill her up, like if his seed is in her she wins some invisible war with Sakura or with the whole village. When he finally unloads deep in her, you see that thick creampie leak out, but she keeps her legs spread, like she’s trying to trap every drop inside. No cuddling, no kissing, he’s basically using her as a container and she’s completely fine with it, maybe even proud. It’s cruel, raw, a little sad, and somehow exactly what you imagine when you think “Ino finally gets fucked stupid by Sasuke in secret and nobody will ever know.”

Jiraya trying to keep rhythm while pounding Tsunade is honestly funnier than any meme I saw this week. At start I thought “ok, just another Naruto porn thing where you click once and watch boobs bounce,” but this one actually makes you work a bit. You’re not just watching him fuck the Hokage, you’re basically his brain, his hips, and his horny idiot side all at once. The game throws this rhythm bar at you, with that simple beat that gets faster when shit gets more intense, and suddenly you’re sweating just to keep Jiraya from blowing his load too early. And somehow, that stupid little timing thing makes the whole sex scene feel a lot more alive, like your own clumsy fingers decide if Tsunade gets a proper creampie or just a sad dribble.

The thing I liked most is how big they went with Tsunade’s body. Her boobs are enormous, like “this can’t be safe for her spine” level, and the camera really loves them. Every thrust, the breasts swing and swell a bit more, there’s this almost cartoon breast expansion vibe when she gets more turned on, and Jiraya is just burying his hands in them like a pervert who got everything he ever wanted. Her blonde hair flies around, sweat on the skin, tits mashed together while he rails her from behind, and you’re juggling the beat so the bar doesn’t go red and ruin the cumshot. Sometimes I missed a note because I was staring at the way her pussy stretches around him, and then Jiraya starts to slow down, like “hey, focus, we’re trying to make the Hokage scream here.” I swear I felt weirdly proud the first time I got the perfect timing and the screen filled with cum while she moaned his name like he just saved the village or something.

What’s funny, the more you play it, the more you get into this stupid mindset where you think “ok, this time I’m going to edge her, not just rush to the ending.” I started treating it like a small skill game, counting beats in my head, trying to ride that line where Jiraya is on the brink and Tsunade is flushed and panting. It’s not complicated at all, but it’s just enough to keep your hands busy in more than one way. There’s this tiny sound when you hit the rhythm right that I started to hate for no reason, like some cheap mobile app, but then I kept playing anyway, just to watch that final creampie shot again, the way her pussy tightens and you see the white dripping out. It’s pure Naruto porn nonsense, Jiraya fucking the Hokage like she’s his personal toy, but with that rhythm twist that makes you feel you actually earned the moment he unloads deep inside her. And if you mess up the beat and he finishes too soon, you honestly feel like you let both of them down.