Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

This kind of steamy setup is a classic in adult films, but now it’s time to jump right into it with the “Meet and Fuck” series’ latest release, “The Plumber.” You’re cast as a plumber in this dirty little game.

She’s not your average customer – this milf has huge tits and a serious plumbing problem that’s begging to be fixed. But don’t get it twisted – her plumbing isn’t just about leaky faucets or clogged drains. Her pipes will get cleaned up in more than one way.

At first, it’s all about doing the job with a couple of quick moves, but that’s where the real fun kicks in. After you finish the initial task, the game opens up and you can touch and tease her wherever you want.

Run your hands over her massive breasts, down to her tight pussy, and everywhere in between. If you play your cards right, she’ll get so turned on she’ll offer herself freely, letting you access every inch of her plumbing without holding back.

Forget about simple repairs, this is a hardcore hentai experience where you get to indulge your deepest fantasies.

The game mixes touch controls with seductive gameplay, making every moment thrilling and naughty.

From passionate blowjobs to messy cumshots, this game packs every fetish you want.

Time to prove your skills and satisfy this horny housewife down to the last drop.

Dive into this naughty world and see just how intimate fixing pipes can get.

Old perv in a dusty manor calls you in like some porn version of Sherlock, throws you a baby photo and goes “find my 20-year-old daughter I never met.” That’s the vibe right away. It feels cheap in the good way, like those crusty old hentai DVDs you’d hide behind “normal” anime on the shelf. You’re a private detective, sure, but mostly you’re the kind of “detective” who solves mysteries with his dick and whatever half-ass charm lines the game gives you. One second you’re doing fake noir investigation, next second you’re balls deep in some girl who absolutely should not be trusting this random guy who just showed up asking weird questions. The tone jumps from goofy humor to full-on filth so fast it’s kind of perfect. Totally not serious, the writing is broken in places and some lines sound like they were translated twice, but that actually fits the vibe. Like, you ask about clues and ten seconds later she’s on her knees, gagging on you to “help the investigation.” Logical? No. Hot? Yeah, kinda.

Characters are classic porn archetypes and it doesn’t pretend to be more. Big boobs everywhere, like gravity gave up. You’ve got the redhead with attitude that melts the second you push her against something, the blonde maid who keeps saying “it’s wrong” while still taking every drop, the sweet brunette who looks innocent until she’s riding you and begging for a creampie because “maybe that will bring the truth out.” Dialog makes no sense sometimes, but then she’s drooling around a deepthroat scene and your brain stops caring. Titfuck, paizuri, long blowjob routes where you can actually see her get tired, then keep going, facial all over her face and hair, the usual, but it stacks nicely. I kinda hated that one minigame where you have to hit the right timing to “seduce” them with your answers, because the hitbox on the bar thing feels off, like my mouse lags only in that part. Still, when you finally get it right and it cuts to her bent over, ass up, pussy and asshole both shiny and ready, you kind of forgive the jank. Anal scenes are very porn-logic, no prep, just spit and go, and surprisingly that fits the absurd tone. There’s this milk bit too that caught me off guard, not full-on fetish focus, more like a short detour, and then it never really comes back properly, which annoys me more than it should. But yeah, the whole “games of desire” thing here is basically: say the flirty line, click through, watch them break, collect another messy cumshot in a new position, pretend the “case” matters while you definitely forgot what the old man even wanted.

Satomi looks like the last girl who would let you bend her over a library table. Tiny cardigan, glasses, that shy “please don’t talk to me” vibe while she puts books back in perfect order. The kind of girl who blushes if you say “good morning” too loud. And of course you don’t give a shit about the books today, you’re just pretending to study while actually watching how her boobs press against the counter every time she leans forward. She’s got that soft, heavy chest that doesn’t fit the rest of her small body at all, like her tits loaded the DLC and the rest of her is still on base game. Every time she reaches for a higher shelf you catch this little flash of skin above the bra and you’re like, ok, fuck math, I’m majoring in Satomi right now.

The whole thing plays like a quick and dirty library fantasy someone wrote after failing their exam and blaming the cute clerk. It’s not some huge epic story with ten routes and trauma backstories. You walk in, you tease her with your choices, you push her buttons until her “I’m a serious book girl” act starts to crack. Pick the wrong line and she gives you that cold, polite answer that makes your dick instantly feel stupid. Pick the right one and she starts fidgeting with her hair, eyes looking away, cheeks going pink, and you can just feel her getting wet while pretending she’s still focused on her job. The game really leans into the tension of quiet spaces. You know that moment when everything is super silent and even a whisper feels loud? Now mix that with you trying to talk a girl into letting you raw-dog her between dusty encyclopedias. Every click is that “are we really doing this?” feeling.

When you finally break her, it turns from cute librarian to full-on hentai logic in like two lines of dialogue. She’s pressed against the shelves, skirt rucked up, panties shoved aside, and suddenly this girl who was guarding books like a dragon is moaning while you pound her in the “serious study” aisle. Her tits bounce out of that modest top like they were just waiting for a reason. You get that angle where her glasses are a little crooked, mouth open, eyes watery, and she’s trying so hard not to be loud, which only makes her louder. The sex goes from shy to filthy fast. You’re grabbing her hips, slamming into her, and she’s begging you not to stop, not to pull out, not to leave her empty. There’s no bullshit censorship, you see her pussy stretched around you, strings of cum when you finally flood her. You finish deep inside her and she’s just standing there shaking, dripping on the library floor like that’s totally normal workplace behavior. Books all around, shelves slightly fucked up, her hair a mess, and you both know next time you “come to study” you’re not opening a single book. It feels wrong in exactly the way your horny brain wants: quick, messy, zero consequences, just a cute librarian getting creampied between geography and romance novels.