This thing starts like a drunk idea someone had on a Discord voice chat and then actually coded. You’re tossed onto a tiny boat on a quiet lake that is absolutely not quiet. The “fish” are horny mermaids and divers, and your bait is literally a box of dildos in different sizes and colors. No fake romance, no slow build, just: here’s the rod, slap a toy on the hook, throw it in, see who bites. It feels like an old-school arcade loop mixed with something that would get you banned from Twitch in two seconds. You line up your cast, watch the silhouettes move under the water, try to time it just right, and then the screen suddenly fills with tits, wet hair, and this ridiculous moaning that’s half funny, half “ok, I shouldn’t be watching this at work.”

The redhead mermaid is the one that stuck in my mind. She pops out of the water with this smug face like she knows damn well you just tricked her with a plastic dick, then the game instantly snaps into this short sex scene where your “reward” is basically her riding your catch like it’s the last toy on earth. It’s raunchy, yeah, but the thing that bugs me under all the porn is how nobody in this lake gets to say no. They bite, they get fucked. That’s it. No flirting, no choice, no “hey, I’m into this.” The divers are even weirder: real people in gear, grabbing at the lure like they’re drowning and then suddenly they’re pinned on deck getting pounded, mask still on, like a fetish shoot that forgot about consent. The game treats them more like loot than characters, and if you care about virtual consent at all, it pokes at your brain a little too hard. Or not enough, depending on your mood.

What actually works a bit too well is how quick everything is. Catch, tug, splash, fuck, back to casting. It hijacks your monkey brain with that “one more try” feeling, same as mobile gacha, just wetter and louder. There’s even a tiny bit of skill in picking where to throw the line to lure a blonde diver instead of another mermaid, and I kinda liked that. At the same time, the whole loop is built on the idea that bodies are rewards, not people, and yeah, they’re pixels, I know, but we say that about everything until it becomes normal. It’s trashy, funny, hot in short bursts, and also kinda gross in the way a Pornhub autoplay rabbit hole feels when you stop and actually look at what you’re clicking. Still clicked again though.