Lydia in this one is exactly the kind of hardass housecarl you remember, just stripped of the armor and all that fake honor talk, left with a mouth that clearly has way better things to do than shout “I am sworn to carry your burdens.” The whole thing feels like someone took that moment where she stands too close in Breezehome, breathing down your neck while you organize your inventory, and finally said, yeah, ok, let’s admit what everybody was thinking. You are not here for dragons. You are here for that slow, messy slide of her lips down your cock, the way her eyes look up like you are Thane of something much dirtier. The setup is simple as hell, almost stupid, but somehow that makes it hotter. No fuss, no wall of lore, just you, Lydia, her hand working the base while she takes you deeper, and that little pleasure bar teasing you, forcing you to actually pay attention to what she is doing to you instead of zoning out like you do with half the porn on Pornhub.

The funny thing is, the "game" part sneaks up. At first you think yeah yeah, click, she sucks, you nut, end of story. Then the bar stops moving and you have to switch things up. Handjob, slow strokes, then back to her lips, then mix it, like you are trying to coax that last bit of stamina out before a draugr deathlord shouts your clothes off. There is this tiny bit of tension, where you are watching her mouth glisten and at the same time trying not to waste the climax too early, because when that cumshot hits, it feels earned. You control the pace, but not really. She feels like she is in charge even when the interface says you are. She pulls back just enough to make you swear, then goes down again and the bar jumps and you feel that little flicker in your stomach that says, ok, I might actually blow in my chair like a teenager. It is trashy as hell, and honestly some of the animation timing is a little weird here and there, like her rhythm resets at the worst possible second, but somehow that makes it feel more like a messy night than a polished fantasy. I found myself mumbling "just keep going, fuck" at the screen like it could hear me, which is stupid, but that is what a decent blowjob scene does when it gets under your skin. And when she milks the last drops out with her hand, cock shiny, your imaginary Dragonborn knees a little weak, it actually feels closer to Skyrim than half the official spin offs, just with less shouting and more spit.