So I'm clicking through this Violet Parr thing, right, and the whole setup is basically just her in a room with a box of stuff that makes no sense. Like, who ordered the giant candy cane? Doesn't matter. The animation is that specific kind of 3DCG where the skin shines like a glazed donut and the physics are set to maximum jiggle. Her ass is genuinely ridiculous, takes up half the screen sometimes.

The corruption angle is weird because she starts off looking confused but then like two clicks later she's going at it with this massive toy and the face they gave her is just... vacant. Not in a hot way, more like she's buffering. There's this one moment with nipple penetration that I had to rewind because I couldn't believe the model actually stretched like that. The fisting scene comes out of nowhere too, no buildup, just suddenly her whole hand is gone and the sound effect is this wet squelch that loops badly. I laughed, not gonna lie. The lesbian tag is there but it's just her and the toys, so unless you count her own reflection in the puddle on the floor, it's a solo mission.

Wish there was more of Helen. She's mentioned in the tags but barely shows up, just a picture in the background maybe? The whole thing is a kinetic novel so you're just watching, no choices, which is fine I guess but I kept tapping the screen hoping for a different angle or something. The anal stuff is there, the big toys, all of it just happens at you. It's like someone animated their very specific search history and forgot to add a plot. The loop on the final scene glitched for me and she just kept going, which honestly felt like the intended experience.

Pussymon Episode 17 has the energy of a sticky sketchbook found under a mattress, and I mean that as a twisted compliment. The whole thing is a furry adventure quest where you don't catch monsters, you tame them through these weird little minigames. The creator says they made them easy, and yeah, they're so simple it's almost insulting, like a rhythm game for someone with one finger. But then you fail one because you got distracted by the absurdly detailed pussmon design and suddenly you're locked out of a scene. That friction, the sloppy UI fighting against genuine curiosity, is the real gameplay.

The story this time goes hard into some myth about Hydragodon, but honestly I spent more time replaying the Lizardish and Lepllanny "battle" than following the lore. It's the fight everyone apparently wanted, and it delivers in the most literal pussymon way possible, all slapping flesh and bizarre anatomy. There are 23 new animations, and they range from surprisingly fluid to looking like two gummy worms having a domestic dispute. The new character Dara shows up, and there's a choice system now with five different endings, two of which tease some upcoming Master Forms. The branching paths are a nice touch, even if the writing sometimes reads like it was translated through three different languages and a hangover.

What sticks with me is the sheer handmade horniness of it all. The fisting tag isn't a joke, it's a promise, and the game delivers with a kind of earnest, unpolished glee. I wish the minigames had a bit more bite, maybe a fail state that was more interesting than just a locked door. The humor is accidental half the time, like a character's deadpan expression during a supposedly intense reveal. It's a mess, a furry fever dream coded in a basement, and the bugs are features if you squint hard enough. The whole thing feels like it could corrupt your save file at any moment, and that danger is part of the charm.

Danny McCroy is exactly that kind of guy who thinks his life is totally normal, while everyone around him is walking thirst trap with unresolved issues and clothes two sizes too small. The story throws you into his day like it’s nothing special, and then suddenly he’s stuck between a stacked landlady who “accidentally” forgets her bra, an asian neighbor with a yoga addiction and an ass that should be illegal, and a couple of “auntie” types who are clearly not here for family values. It starts pretty chill, like some slice of life thing, then you realize every conversation is one wrong word away from somebody on their knees or somebody on their back. What I liked is that the game does not rush to the hardcore stuff in the first click, it lets you push the flirting slowly, see how far you can tease before someone snaps and drags Danny to the couch. Or the kitchen table. Or the shower. It’s not subtle, just patient in a dirty way.

Sex scenes feel like they actually escalate instead of copy paste. One moment you are just giving a “massage” to this milf with huge tits, kinda innocent, next thing her top is pushed up and Danny’s face is buried between them, licking down her stomach like he’s got GPS to the pussy. The camera loves their bodies a bit too much sometimes, always zooming on big asses and wet lips, but that’s kinda the point of this game honestly. There is a scene where he goes down on the asian girl on a balcony, you see her shaking, holding onto the rail while he keeps licking, and you feel like neighbors should complain but they never do, which is nice, because I hate fake drama. Some things annoy me though. Like the game loves long dialogue that pretends to be “plot” when everyone just wants Danny to shut up and put something in someone. It also loves to show you sex toys on a shelf in the background and then not let you use them in that scene, only later, when you already forgot them. Then in another route suddenly there is fisting like it’s no big deal, no buildup, just “oh yeah, I like it deep” and Danny is on wrist duty. I laughed at that, in a good way and also kind of “wtf, bro, that escalated”.

One of the hotter things for me is how the women are not all the same type. There is this older one with big tits who likes slow vaginal sex, legs wrapped around Danny, pulling him in and talking dirty in this half motherly, half slutty tone, and then right after you might end up with another chick who just turns around, shoves her big ass in his face and begs to be filled from behind, no romance, just pure “fuck me already” energy. Anal stuff appears in a way that feels earned with some of them, like you work her up with oral first, fingers teasing, she’s already dripping, then finally she lets him push in and the whole scene is about her trying to take it, breathing heavy, cursing, clenching the sheet. I like that those moments are not rushed. Other times, yeah, it’s like Danny is some porn speedrunner, already switching holes before you even enjoy the first one. But the game world feels weirdly comfy even when it’s filthy. You move from room to room like you’re just checking messages on Telegram, then suddenly you’re licking someone out on the kitchen floor, and it still feels like, yeah, this is just another Tuesday for Danny. The whole thing is messy, horny, sometimes too talky, sometimes not talky enough, but it has that “I shouldn’t be this turned on right now, but here we are” feeling that keeps sticking in your head after you close the browser.