You ever start a game thinking it’s just another parody and then suddenly you’re watching Delia Ketchum bend over a lab table like she’s about to teach anatomy class the hard way? Yeah, that’s this one. It starts all innocent - Pallet Town, sunshine, that “I overslept again” energy - and then, bam, you’re in Professor Oak’s lab snooping through his stuff and learning he’s been researching... let’s just say “human-pokemon compatibility” in a way no academic journal would publish. The tone flips faster than a Tinder match gone wrong. One second you’re pretending to care about rare species, next second you’re covered in way more than curiosity.

Delia, though - holy hell. They made her look like the definition of “MILF who knows exactly what she’s doing.” She’s got that soft mom energy but says things that would make even Team Rocket blush. The scenes with her feel weirdly personal, like the game’s reading your dirty thoughts out loud. There’s a part where she leans in too close, her voice dripping honey and sin, and you just *know* this isn’t about Pokémon anymore. The writing’s cheeky as hell, half jokes, half filthy confessions, and somehow it works. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll maybe question your childhood a little.

The pacing’s messy in that good kind of way - it doesn’t care about logic, just about pushing you deeper into its horny fever dream. You might roll your eyes at the story, but then the next scene hits and suddenly you’re invested in seeing how far the “research” goes. Controls? Who even cares, you’ll figure ‘em out with one hand anyway. It’s trashy, it’s fun, and it’s got that nostalgic kick twisted into something you definitely can’t talk about in polite company. Kind of like if Pokémon grew up, got divorced, and started posting thirst traps at 2 a.m. on Twitter.

This thing plays like a weird mix of pub quiz night and horny anime fever dream. You’re this college kid wandering around campus, not for grades, just trying to climb a very different kind of ranking: how many hot women you can charm, outsmart and then absolutely rail. Every girl you meet comes with two big things: massive tits and a list of questions that make you feel like you should have actually listened in class. One moment you’re staring at a teacher’s cleavage while she’s asking about history dates, next moment she’s on her knees, lips shiny with spit, treating your cock like extra credit. It’s stupid and fun at the same time, like using Wikipedia with one hand and jerking it with the other.

What actually surprised me is how the whole “answer five questions to fuck” thing gets in your head. First girl I ran into looked like that classic hentai campus babe, skirt too short, boobs almost falling out, asking me random shit about science. Got one answer wrong and she just smirked, crossed her legs, and told me to come back when I’m “less useless.” I wanted to rage quit, opened Chrome instead, hit Google and a bit of Wikipedia, came back and suddenly I’m balls deep in her, slapping into her pussy from behind, watching her ass bounce while she moans and begs for more. It’s kinda dumb how satisfying that feels after doing actual thinking. Brain on quiz mode, dick on creampie mode. Perfect combo. Except when it isn’t, because some questions feel like the dev was just scrolling random pages and picking words, but somehow that also makes it funnier. You’re like, why the fuck do I need to know this to deserve a blowjob? Then she’s gagging on you, drool down her chin, and you kinda stop caring.

Stuff really clicks once you start chasing the “prettiest woman in the college” angle. There’s this strict teacher, total mistress vibe, glasses, hair up, that classic “I’ll ruin your life but you’ll thank me” look. When she leans in and whispers that you’re not ready for her yet, it weirdly stings. So you go fuck your way through the campus, one quiz at a time, loading faces with cum after a rough doggystyle session, filling pussies, watching those big boobs bounce while she claws at the sheets. Some scenes are actually hotter when you fail a couple of times before nailing the answers. It feels like you’ve earned that moment where she gasps as you shove it deep and you don’t pull out, she tightens around you, and the screen shows her getting a sticky creampie like a reward screen gone very wrong. I kinda wish the questions got even nastier or more twisted as you go, but they stay in this strange mix of normal trivia and random bullshit. Anyway, it ends up feeling like Pornhub and a school exam had a baby, and that baby really wants you to cum on your teacher’s face for getting a perfect score.

This dating sim hits different than those polished romance games where you spend twenty minutes picking the perfect outfit. You're basically speed-running through pickup lines and hoping your charm stat is high enough to not crash and burn. The whole thing feels like someone took a Tinder conversation and turned it into a point-and-click adventure, except instead of matching with someone who ghosts you after three messages, you actually get somewhere.

The mechanics are pretty straightforward - you meet this chick through some dating website setup, and then it's all about saying the right things to keep her interested. What's weird is how the game doesn't really explain the scoring system, so you're just clicking dialogue options and hoping for the best. Sometimes being cocky works, sometimes being sweet does the trick. It's like real dating except you can actually reload if you fuck up spectacularly. The art style reminds me of those flash games from way back, nothing fancy but gets the job done. Her character design is definitely going for that busty fantasy look that'll keep your attention during the conversation parts.

Where things get spicy is when you actually succeed at the whole seduction thing. The car scene escalates pretty quickly from innocent ride home to full-on oral action, and the animations are surprisingly smooth for what looks like a budget production. The creampie finale is well-animated too, though I kept getting distracted by how the car windows never fog up despite all the action happening inside. The whole experience is maybe thirty minutes if you know what you're doing, longer if you keep picking the wrong dialogue like I did the first time. It's definitely more about the destination than the journey, but sometimes that's exactly what you want from a quick adult game session.

This Naruto flash game caught me completely off guard, and honestly? Still processing what the hell I just experienced. Tsunade's gambling addiction finally catches up with her in the most ridiculous way possible - instead of just owing money to some loan sharks, she's literally using shadow clone jutsu to handle multiple dicks at once. The setup is absolutely bonkers but somehow works within the Naruto universe's logic of "solve everything with weird ninja techniques."

What really gets me is how they handled Tsunade's character here. She's not some helpless victim - she's scheming her way out of debt using the most Tsunade solution imaginable. The dialogue has her trash-talking while getting face-fucked, which feels surprisingly authentic to her personality. Though I gotta say, the Raikage scene comes out of nowhere and doesn't really connect to the debt storyline at all. Like, suddenly we're in a completely different scenario with Ay, and I'm not complaining because the guy's built like a brick shithouse, but the transition is jarring as fuck. The titjob mechanics are pretty standard - click and drag type stuff - but they animated her massive tits bouncing in a way that's genuinely hypnotic.

Sound design is where this thing really shines though. They got voice acting that actually sounds like moaning instead of those weird squeaky noises most flash games use. Tsunade's gasps when she's deepthroating sound legit desperate, and the wet slapping sounds during the boobjobs are *chef's kiss*. The cumshot animations are surprisingly detailed too - like they really went all out making sure the facial expressions looked properly fucked-out. Only complaint is the clone jutsu visual effect looks cheap as hell, just some basic particle effects that don't match the art style. But when you're balls deep in a Hokage's cleavage, who's really paying attention to special effects anyway?