I thought it would be another quick parody, lazy click fodder with everyone’s favorite soldiers just standing there jabbering about destiny and Titans. But somehow this one caught me off guard - it moves like a fever dream built in Ren’Py by someone who actually both loves and mocks the source at the same time. You can almost smell the effort behind every uneven pose, the way Mikasa’s face softens in that quiet before she gives in (too easily, maybe, but that’s the genre). Historia acts brittle until she doesn’t, which fits. And Hange - whoever rigged her animation needs a raise just for catching that manic spark right when things get… sticky. There’s a moment where the music stops halfway through an awkward line read and you’re staring at the 3D model breathing faintly and you wonder if that’s meant to be erotic or just broken code. Both, maybe.

Sometimes the tone tries too hard to sound romantic and misses, especially when it slips into “isekai life lessons” talk no one asked for while you’re watching Sasha do something that has nothing to do with potatoes. I like how the lighting changes mid-scene for no clear reason though; it gives everything a cheap charm, like walking in on someone rehearsing dirty fanfic aloud. The male protagonist is generic as cement yet his body language manages to tell you what the script doesn’t dare admit: half these encounters are power fantasies pretending to be emotional arcs. Then again, Annie’s route kills that illusion halfway through - there’s tenderness hidden beneath all the mouth noise. It surprised me more than it should have, right before the next ridiculous harem scenario reset everything like memory loss porn logic always does.

What bothers me is small, stupid stuff - interface buttons that shimmer unevenly, the moan timing off by half a heartbeat, the eyes occasionally crossing during a footjob scene like some uncanny valley kink test. But maybe that’s part of why I kept watching longer than planned. The imperfection feels sincere, amateurish but warm, the way fanfiction can sometimes sound more true than the big-budget official thing. I’d lie and say I played it for the story, but we both know nobody believes that anymore.

You know that feeling at a con when you see three different Mikasas, a drunk Hange, and a dude in a half-finished Eren cosplay with the ODM straps all twisted, and somehow it all still kind of works together? This game feels like that, but horny and on your phone. You get dropped into the Attack on Titan world in Eren’s body, except instead of screaming about freedom every five minutes, you’re basically a walking sex buff machine. Every time you hook up, you get stronger. It’s like if grinding stats in a mobile game meant literally grinding on Dina Fritz’s lap while she strokes you and whispers in your ear about fate. That scene was weirdly sweet and still absolutely filthy, I had Spotify on in the background and had to pause it because I couldn’t focus on both her tits bouncing in that 3D animation and my playlist.

The sandbox setup is kinda like wandering artist alley with no plan. You poke around, tap on stuff, see who’s free, stumble into Sasha in some storage room with crumbs on her face, then suddenly she’s on her knees, grabbing your shaft with both hands like it’s the last potato on earth. Next moment, you’re in a quiet corridor with Petra, and she’s trying to act professional, talking about “discipline,” while her hand is already inside your pants. Then the game just casually drops a footjob from Pieck on you, like, “oh by the way, here’s this.” Her toes curl around you, slow, teasing, and the camera angle actually focuses on her soles pressing along your length, which is such a cosplay photographer thing to do. And of course I had to stop and think if anyone at my events could even pull off a Pieck that smug. Probably not. There’s also this one animated scene with Rico where she’s sitting on a crate, legs spread, military jacket open, giving you a handjob while lecturing you about responsibility. I laughed, but I didn’t stop watching.

You kind of forget there is actually a story about curses and past timelines, because you’re busy trying to collect your harem like badges. Historia shows up soft and sweet, Krista-style, then that cute smile turns into something a lot more dangerous once she’s riding you, fingers digging into your chest. Annie is the opposite, cold face, hot body, and when she jerks you off she barely looks at you, which is somehow even hotter. The game pretends to be romance, but it’s really just “pick a girl, fill a bar, unlock a scene.” Sometimes the pacing is off, like you tap around for way too long trying to find Hange, and when you finally do, she jumps from crazy-scientist flirting to “sit on this table and let me milk you” in two lines of dialogue. I wish some of the tiny details got more love, like the way their uniforms fit or more casual clothes, but that’s not gonna change and I already made peace with it. Anyway, it’s messy, horny, full of big tits, milf energy from the Reiss women, and enough animated scenes that you forget you were supposed to be saving anyone and not just getting your dick worshipped by half the damn cast.