A horny old man jerking off to JAV, a plane falling out of the sky, instant death and then he wakes up as some scrawny school kid under a cliff in fantasy land. That’s the energy here. The game doesn’t pretend to be deep. You’re basically a 69-year-old pervert stuck in a teenage body with weird superpowers and way too much access to women who should really know better. It plays like some trashy isekai parody that got drunk and decided it wants to be both a fighting game and a porn VN at the same time. One second you’re doing dumb turn-based combat in a school uniform, the next you’re buried in big tits, or stuffing a milf against a wall and going from groping to oral to a lazy little titfuck scene like it’s just another Tuesday. The harem angle hits fast too. Every new girl might as well have “future cumdump” written on her forehead. Virgin shy girl from school, tall milf with the fat ass, teacher with glasses, the barefoot weirdo who keeps bringing her feet way too close to your face so of course it leads to a footjob later. It doesn’t even try to be subtle. And honestly I respect that.

What really sticks out for me is the voices and sound, in both good and bad way. I play on my phone with wired earbuds like some old guy, and half the time the voice lines are pretty hot, little moans during handjob or the way one milf laughs when you blow your load on her tits, but then the next scene it sounds like she recorded it in her bathroom with a cheap phone mic. It breaks the mood. Some lines are looped at weird moments too, like the girl keeps gasping the same “ah… stop… ah… stop…” while you’re clearly already balls deep in vaginal sex and there is zero stopping. The moans are hot, but they repeat a bit too much. And the game loves to jump from serious story to dumb humor with dick jokes. One moment they’re talking about tragic backstory near the cliff, next moment your power-up is triggered by watching porn on some in-game knockoff of Pornhub. The UI is a whole other mess. Tiny buttons in the corner, low contrast text over fancy backgrounds, no real settings for bigger fonts or high contrast mode. I use Android accessibility magnifier a lot, and this game fights me on it. Some menus don’t scroll right when zoomed. Try hitting the tiny “skip” button during a long voiced intro while your left thumb is covering half the screen, it’s like doing a precision platformer just to avoid another line of badly timed breathing sounds. They added a “auto” button for text, but you can’t slow it down enough if you read slower or English is not your first language. Sometimes the auto just skips mid line too.

The sex animation itself is pretty fun, even if a bit janky. There’s this scene where the main character uses his new power in a fight, wins by some flashy move, then right after is “rewarded” by the girl kneeling between his legs in some forest clearing, giving him this sloppy blowjob while still in her school uniform. The camera lingers on the big ass and big tits like it forgot which part it wants to focus on. Then later you get a full on harem scene where they all line up to “help” you recover your mana or whatever, and it becomes a mix of masturbation, footjob and oral at the same time, with half of the girls moaning in your ear. It is ridiculous and kind of hot but also low-key funny because the sound mixing puts one girl’s voice way louder than the others, so it feels like she’s right next to your mic and the rest are in the hallway. There’s a little masturbation scene early on where your reincarnated guy is alone in his new room, remembering JAV, and it’s nice they made it interactive, but the stroke speed feels locked and there is no proper feedback for blind or low vision players, no vibrations, no audio cue to say “you’re about to cum”. For a mobile game where everyone plays with thumb controls on tiny screens, the dev really forgot that not everyone has perfect eyesight or fast reading. You can’t remap gestures, can’t turn off certain flashing effects in combat, and if you use system-level text scaling from Android settings, some labels clip out of their boxes. The game is horny as hell, the jokes are dumb, the power fantasy is obvious, and in a weird way that’s charming, but every time I squint at a tiny button during a hot scene, I just think: you can give me a milf riding my dick with full voice, but you can’t give me a proper font size slider?

This one feels like wandering into someone else’s horny sketchbook that accidentally became a game. You’re this guy stuck in a three-bedroom apartment that’s way too small for how much sex tension is inside it, and the whole thing plays out like a slow burn porn comic you keep clicking through on your phone when you should be checking emails. It’s all point and click, so you’re not here to min-max or whatever, you’re here to stalk around the rooms, poke at stuff, poke at the girls, and see what kind of trouble you can stack up. I liked how one moment you’re just lazily moving from the kitchen to the living room, and then a small choice, like a dumb compliment or a slightly pervy joke, suddenly flips the mood and she’s pushing you back on the couch, giving you that messy ahegao face while your hand is wrapped in her hair. It’s not subtle. It’s also not trying to be.

The apartment slowly becomes this little ecosystem of lust and drama. You flirt with one girl in the hallway, then five minutes later another one is on her knees in your room, drooling on your cock, and you know this is going to bite you in the ass but you still click “yes” because you want to see the internal cumshot animation one more time from that stupidly satisfying angle. The internal view stuff is honestly where my artist brain starts planning fanart. The game freezes you right at the moment your dick is buried all the way inside, and you see everything clench around you in a little cutaway, like those anatomy drawings, except here it’s wet, needy and very much alive. I kept thinking, ok, I’ll stop after this scene, but then I’d get curious how that shy roommate looks when she finally snaps and rides you with that over-the-top ahegao expression, tongue out, tears in the corner of her eyes, hands on your chest while she milks you with slow, focused strokes. It makes you want to redraw her from memory later, in Procreate or Clip Studio Paint, tweaking her expression so it’s even more ruined, legs shaking, maybe add a little smear of lipstick on your shaft. The animations aren’t perfect, sometimes a loop looks a bit stiff or a hand clips a boob in a weird way, and it annoyed me more than it should, but then she tightens around you during a blowjob scene and you forget it, just watching her throat bulge while her eyes roll back. The rhythm of the game is strange and kind of hot: click around, small talk, maybe a bit of story, then suddenly she’s jerking you off in the shower, water running over your shoulders, her fingers slippery with soap and pre-cum, and you’re staring at her face as she bites her lip and tries not to make too much noise. It’s messy, a bit trashy, full of those “oh fuck” little moments that stay in your head after you close the tab, like a half-finished drawing you keep wanting to come back to and dirty up some more.

I started this one half-expecting the usual: click, moan, rinse, repeat. But “No Place Like Home” hits weirdly personal, like someone wrote fanfiction about guilt, family tension, and bad decisions, then accidentally made it horny. You play this guy who’s old enough to know better but doesn’t act like it - coming back to a house that feels too quiet until you realize the silence is just waiting for you to mess up. The first time I picked the “harmless” dialogue option with the stepsister, I thought it’d be a quick laugh. Ten minutes later, I was leaning in, reading every line like I was spying on myself. It’s not even subtle; the writing makes you complicit. That, I kinda loved.

The game doesn’t hold your hand - well, it *does*, but not gently. Every choice feels smaller than it should be. One word different, one glance too long, and bam - you’re watching a scene that’s either heartbreakingly sweet or full-on filth, sometimes both. The humor sneaks up in places you don’t expect, right between the awkwardness of catching your reflection on-screen while your character’s pants are halfway down. The 3D art has this strange softness that makes even the dirtiest scenes look like memories instead of porn. I don’t mean classy - it’s still very much about people doing things they probably shouldn’t - but it never feels cold or soulless. Like when the older sister catches you “accidentally” walking in on her; I laughed, felt gross, then laughed again when she smirked instead of blushing.

The only thing that annoyed me (besides how long some animations load on mobile) is how the game keeps pretending your choices matter less than they do. You think you’re picking the funny path, and next thing you’re tangled in some emotional mess involving a niece who won’t stop teasing. I got lost in the branching scenes, trying to unlock everything, even the dumb endings where no one gets laid. Funny thing is, those hit harder than the sex scenes. Or maybe that’s just me overthinking porn again. Either way - yeah, it’s messy, uneven, sometimes too real. Which is exactly why I couldn’t put it down.

You start as this worn-out priest, the kind of man who’s seen too much war and not enough peace. He’s got that quiet authority, the type that doesn’t need to shout to make people obey. The town he moves into looks calm at first glance - green hills, soft light, all that - but it hides a mess of broken souls and dirty secrets. Slavery’s legal here, though not exactly cheap, so what you end up with are girls who’ve been through things. They flinch when touched, they test your patience, they crave attention in ways they don’t even understand. And you? You’re supposed to “train” them. Whatever that means depends on how far you’re willing to go.

It’s not just about spanking or groping, though there’s plenty of that if you push the right buttons. It’s about control, slow corruption, the way someone starts looking at you differently after a few nights of discipline mixed with affection. One moment she’s trembling, the next she’s begging for more. There’s something raw about it, something that feels wrong but also weirdly tender. The game doesn’t rush you; it lets you breathe between the filth. Sometimes you just sit there watching her try to please you, clumsy and shy, and you can almost forget she used to be terrified of you. Then she slips up, says something defiant, and you remember exactly who’s in charge.

The fantasy world stuff - elves, magic, holy symbols - it’s mostly background noise for the real thing: power and surrender. You can play gentle priest or ruthless master, or both depending on your mood. The animations hit that sweet spot between awkward and hot, like someone actually trying instead of posing. There’s even a bit of romance buried under all the punishment, if you squint. Not perfect, not polished, but maybe that’s why it works. It feels messy, human, like lust written by someone who’s lived it instead of imagined it.