This thing feels like someone grabbed your old Bleach folders from high school, spilled horny brain all over them, and forgot to clean it up. In a good way. Mostly. It throws you straight into a POV setup where you’re not swinging a sword, you’re poking at bodies. Literally. Matsumoto, Orihime, Yoruichi and this original girl Hannemu are all basically lined up as “boss fights”, except your weapon is the mouse and your goal is to break their composure instead of their HP. Once I realized the “battle” is really just you hunting for spots on their bodies that make the bar climb, it kinda clicked. It’s like a scuffed rhythm game for perverts where the beat is boobs and thighs instead of music. You poke, you drag, you misclick a hundred times on the wrong place, and then suddenly you hit something and her face changes and you go “oh, so that’s where you like it”. I lost more time on Yoruichi’s smug grin than I wanna admit.

The click reactions are the real hook here. Orihime flinches and blushes when you hit certain parts, Matsumoto goes from teasing to “okay this is serious now” with these slow changes in her expression that made me pause and just stare for a bit. There was this moment with Rangiku where I kept poking around her chest and nothing really big was happening, then I nudged a tiny spot slightly higher, and her eyes half closed, mouth opened just that little bit, and the bar jumped. Felt like discovering a cheat code. Yoruichi is exactly the kind of cocky catwoman you expect, except when you finally find her real weak point she drops the tough act so fast it almost feels unfair. I kept thinking “yeah sure, you’re a badass fighter” while her legs are shaking because I figured out that one cursed pixel on her inner thigh. Hannemu is a bit weird, in a good way, like the dev’s personal OC sneaked into a Bleach fan disc and refused to leave. She’s got this mix of shy and aggressive when you push her too far that made her scenes feel more intense than I expected. I kinda hated her at first and then suddenly she was my favorite, which is annoying because I didn’t plan that.

The gallery unlocks after you chase all the endings, and it’s exactly what you think: all the “you finally drove her over the edge” payoffs in a neat menu so you can stop pretending you’re still experimenting with weak spots and just, you know, enjoy. Some runs feel a bit like trial and error hell, especially if you’re the type who clicks like a maniac and doesn’t pay attention to the girls’ faces or little body twitches. The game sort of expects you to read them, not just spam-click boobs like a caveman. I still spam-clicked, I’m not a saint. Had that stupid moment where I was stuck on Orihime, bar almost full, nothing working, thought the game bugged out, went to check Twitter on my phone, came back, grazed her hip by accident and she just broke right there. Felt like the game was laughing at me. There’s something brutally simple about the whole thing, like a cheap browser toy, but the way they nail the little animations and that “am I going too far or not far enough?” feeling scratches a very specific itch. Especially if you ever had a thing for Yoruichi stepping on you in your head and now you’re the one making her squirm.

Makoto Nanaya here is basically what happens when some BlazBlue dev has one horny thought too many and the internet turns it into a whole game. You don’t get plot walls, no fake epic story, it’s straight to the point: squirrel girl with huge tits and a thick ass wants your dick in every possible angle the camera can handle. She still has that cocky fighter vibe, like she’s about to trash talk you between sucking you off, which honestly feels on-brand. You click in and it’s just her, looking like she jumped out of some cursed rule34 folder you pretend you don’t have, except now she’s actually reacting to what you do instead of being stuck in a jpeg. I went in thinking, “ok, quick fap, check the animations, leave,” and then ended up trying to see how many times I could make her swallow before the facial just painted her whole face like some degenerate speedrun challenge.

POV here is doing heavy lifting. You’re basically glued to her eyes while she works your cock with that smug little half smile like she knows you’re about to blow way too fast and she’s fine with it. The blowjob loop is surprisingly hot, especially when her tits are bouncing just on the edge of your vision, and if you’re like me and you chase 100% unlocks like a lunatic, you’ll start experimenting with timing, switching between her mouth and tits just to see the different cum placements. Facial, mouth, inside, it’s like collecting endings in a VN, just with more moaning and less “skip text.” Creampie finish has that nice “oh shit I shouldn’t but I’m doing it anyway” energy, and when she squeezes around you while you dump inside, that’s the moment I went “ok, this is way better than it has any right to be” and then immediately complained to myself about one tiny clipping issue on her hair that nobody else will ever notice. Also I got stuck once trying to trigger a different position because my dumb ass kept clicking the same hotspot expecting a new scene like some kind of erotic Dark Souls. But when she’s riding you, tits out, tail twitching, and you’re watching her big ass slam down in POV, that annoyance just kind of melts away into the background noise of “yeah, I’m absolutely going to replay this and pretend I’m testing mechanics again.”

Last Drop feels like someone took a bunch of horny memories they probably shouldn’t talk about in public, stitched them together, and said “yeah, let’s make this into a story where you are literally in the middle of it.” You’re not just reading, you’re inside that first‑person vibe the whole time, like you’re holding the camera yourself while these insanely stacked girls keep getting closer and closer to you for no good reason except that the game wants you to suffer in the best way. The big thing here isn’t some crazy battle system or whatever, it’s the choices. You click, the story bends a bit, the girl reacts, and suddenly you’re staring straight at her tits from your own point of view, thinking “shit, did I just unlock the good route or did I just screw myself out of something hotter.” There’s this moment early on where you’re just supposed to be having a “normal” chat with this girl, and the CG hits you from your angle, her leaning over the table, boobs basically one breath away from falling out, and you get that dialogue option that’s like the quiet respectful one and the “I’m a horny idiot” one. Obviously you know which one you’re going to click, and the way the scene shifts right after is exactly the kind of payoff you want in this kind of game.

What surprised me is how much they lean into the whole “this is kinda based on real stuff” feeling. It’s not realistic like boring, it’s more like that one night you keep remembering because something way too hot happened by accident. You’re walking through these pretty background scenes, pretending you care about the view, but actually just waiting for the next time some girl with huge tits walks into frame and the camera snaps into POV again. Some of the CGs are honestly crazy nice: glossy skin, soft curves, that little underboob shadow that makes your brain short‑circuit. Then sometimes the angle is weird and you’re like, why is her face half cut off and only boobs in the frame, and then your monkey brain is like “actually that’s fine.” I still hate the tiny font on some dialogue, by the way. I had to lean in like an old man squinting at his phone while trying not to miss the subtle expressions on her face, and it annoyed me, and then right after that there’s a scene where she bites her lip and you forget you were mad. Classic. The game loves dragging you from “ok this is just chill story” to “holy fuck did she just say that” in like one click. One second you’re choosing something harmless like where to go, next second the scene flips and she’s close enough that the only thing on your screen is cleavage and that little smirk that tells you you absolutely picked the horny timeline without meaning to. And yeah, sometimes the “unexpected outcomes” are basically “you thought you’d get sex, you get blueballed instead,” which I kind of respect even if I cursed out loud at my monitor. But when it clicks, when a choice actually lines up with a perfect CG, POV all tight on her body and the story hinting this might not be the last time you see her, it hits that perfect spot between porn game and “shit, I need to see where this goes now.”

Tsunade here looks like she just finished one bottle of sake too many and decided “fuck it, I’m getting wrecked today.” The whole thing feels like you accidentally opened someone’s filthy secret project in an old browser tab and then stayed because it actually hits the right spots. You start with her on all fours, that ridiculous round ass filling the whole screen, and everything is from your eyes only, like you’re pressed right behind her, hips touching, smelling her sweat and perfume mix. There’s no long intro, no fake romance, just her kneeling there with those huge tits hanging and bouncing under her, waiting for you to start slamming her like a bad decision. It’s messy in a good way. The controls are simple and kinda janky, like the flash era never died, but honestly that makes it feel more dirty. You click, the pace changes, her ass starts clapping, her back arches, she moans louder, and suddenly the room in the game feels smaller, more humid, like she’s gonna drag you down with her.

The best part is how her body reacts. Those massive boobs swing under her with a tiny delay every time you thrust, like they got their own physics engine that only cares about making you distracted. You find yourself staring at her tits for way too long, then remember the real show is that fat ass in front of you, cheeks shaking every time you push in. The angle makes you feel like you’re practically inside her, watching your shaft disappear between her thighs, and then you notice little details that shouldn’t matter but they do: the faint shine on her skin, that tiny twitch in her lower back when you go deeper, the way her hair moves a bit when your rhythm gets rough. There’s this one moment when you speed it up, and her whole body starts to give up, shoulders dropping, head lowering, like she’s not the Hokage anymore, just a horny milf begging you to fill her. You keep going, the sound in your head louder than any actual sound, and when you finally decide to finish, you dump it all inside her and watch the cum spill back out slowly, thick and warm-looking, like her pussy is trying to keep it but failing. It’s dirty, it’s simple, it’s raw, and it kinda feels like a secret little fuck session you weren’t supposed to see but can’t stop replaying anyway.