Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

Okay so like, this game takes the whole Demon Slayer thing and just... goes completely off the rails with it? You get turned into a demon and somehow end up in the past where everyone looks exactly like the anime characters but they're all horny as hell. It's like someone watched Kimetsu no Yaiba and thought "you know what this needs? More tits and fucking."

The combat system is actually pretty decent though - turn-based stuff that doesn't feel too grindy. You can choose to be good or evil which is cool I guess, but let's be honest, everyone's gonna pick the evil route to see Nezuko get railed. Speaking of which, they got basically every female character from the series here - Mitsuri with her massive knockers bouncing around, Shinobu being all tsundere before you corrupt her, even some of the background characters like those butterfly mansion girls. Wait actually I think there's futa content too? Not really my thing but hey, options are options. The sandbox elements let you kinda do whatever but sometimes the pacing feels weird, like you're just grinding relationship points until someone drops their panties.

What really got me though is how they handled some of the characters - like Tamayo is supposed to be this dignified demon doctor lady but here she's basically a horny milf who wants demon dick 24/7. And don't get me started on the Ubuyashiki family stuff, that's some questionable territory right there. The animations are pretty smooth when they work, but sometimes the scenes just... stop? Like mid-thrust and you're left staring at a frozen screen. Also why is Zenitsu even in this game, dude's annoying as fuck in the anime and somehow even more annoying here. The furry tag threw me off too - turns out there's some beast demon content that's honestly kinda hot if you're into that sorta thing. Overall it's messy as hell but scratches that parody itch real good.

I don’t know why I even clicked this one. Maybe because I was half-drunk and saw Hinata’s face on the thumbnail, or maybe because I’ve got that soft spot for those messy parody worlds where everyone’s older, jaded, and way too horny for their own good. The thing starts slow, like it’s pretending to care about your “choices,” but before you even realize it, you’re knee-deep in scenes that feel too personal, too raw. I mean, I’ve played plenty of these hentai sandboxes, but this one… it doesn’t even pretend to be polite. Boruto’s there, weirdly confident, cocky in a way that makes you both hate and want him, and Hinata - god, she’s written like someone’s fever dream after a breakup. There’s this scene in the bath, the kind that drags too long, the steam barely hiding anything, and I kept thinking, “Why’s this hitting harder than it should?” Maybe it’s the music looping wrong, like an old memory that won’t stop playing.

The AI art is uneven, sure, but sometimes it lands so well it’s uncomfortable. I wish they didn’t make Tsunade so submissive - it doesn’t fit her - but then again, maybe that’s the whole point. The corruption bits feel almost lazy at first, but then there’s that moment, that one line where she gives in, and you kind of forget it’s pixels. I got stuck in the sandbox part for an hour, mostly because I couldn’t figure out if I was supposed to feel bad for what I was doing or not. It’s not even about the sex half the time, it’s about watching everyone slowly lose their sense of self, like the war didn’t end, it just moved inside their bedrooms. And yeah, the urination scene was too much for me, I skipped it, not out of disgust but because it felt too intimate, like reading someone’s diary.

I still don’t know if I liked it. Maybe that’s the charm. Maybe it’s just broken in a way that feels honest. There’s a rough tenderness buried under all the filth, like the dev didn’t want to make porn but couldn’t help himself. I kept thinking about Kushina’s eyes long after closing the tab. They looked tired. Not sexy, just… tired. Maybe that’s why I’m writing this at all.

That resort game, the one mixing all those anime worlds together, feels like it was made by a group of sleep‑deprived modders who somehow hit the exact kind of chaos that’s actually fun. You show up as this nobody, supposed to manage a handful of “special guests,” and within ten minutes you’re knee‑deep in half‑serious flirting with characters who definitely don’t act like they did in their shows. Yoruichi teases you like she knows she’s the hottest woman walking that beach, and Hinata - yeah, Hinata - is way too forward for someone who used to blush at eye contact. I laughed when Momo starts discussing work schedules while half‑undressed like that was a normal HR meeting. The writing’s nowhere near perfect, but it has that unfiltered vibe that makes you forget you’re reading a script.

There’s a weird rhythm to the sandbox bits. You wander around pretending to manage resort stuff, but mostly you’re hunting for the next scene that’ll ruin your concentration. The choices matter only half the time, and when they don’t, it’s almost better - like the game’s winking at you, saying “yeah, we know what you’re here for.” I got stuck once because I kept getting distracted by Mitsuri’s pool animations (don’t judge me). The transitions between locations feel choppy, sometimes even glitchy, but then a random scene with Nobara saying something filthy just resets your patience. It’s like being scolded and rewarded at once. Also the music - why is Miku on the speakers? Feels cursed but in a way that fits.

There’s something kind of honest about how it doesn’t try to be subtle. One moment you’re sunbathing, next you’re part of some ridiculous love triangle where Makima pretends she’s not manipulating the whole mess. Every “romance” route is written like a fanfiction draft that someone forgot to edit, yet it somehow nails the messy excitement of it all. You’ll roll your eyes, you’ll screenshot things you shouldn’t, and you’ll probably tell yourself “just one more scene” before realizing the resort has already swallowed you.