This thing feels like someone grabbed your Steam library while drunk, smashed it together with Pornhub search history and then just said “yeah, that’s a universe now”. You start as this regular dude who absolutely should not be trusted with a portal-hopping device, and suddenly you are peeking into all these twisted versions of familiar worlds. One minute you are watching a redhead archer who is very obviously not Aloy grind her hips on some ancient machine while you are crouched in the bushes like a horny raccoon, next moment you jump to a rainy hellhole that smells like Silent Hill and Resident Evil had a baby, and Lady D is sitting on a throne with her thighs open, lazy as fuck, letting you worship her feet before she even looks at your face. The game does not even pretend to be subtle. It is like “here, you wanted Ellie with a knife and a dirty mouth, and you wanted to see if she kisses girls as aggressively as she stabs clickers? Cool, have a scene where she is shoving some punk girl against a wall, french kissing her while you watch from a half-broken window, hand in your pants, too scared to breathe because she almost catches you.”

The fun is how the game keeps throwing fanservice you did not know you wanted. Jinx is here, of course she is, wired on some shimmer knockoff, riding a dildo fixed to an old Zaun pipe and laughing like a maniac while you sneak under the catwalk to get a better angle on her dripping pussy. There is this whole cyberpunk city shard where Judy and Panam and Meredith all exist at the same time, like some weird mod that never got patched, and you get dragged into this fucked up NTR setup where your character gets to spy on Panam cheating on you with a chrome dom guy while Judy is under the table, licking Panam’s clit like it is some religious duty. You can join in, or you can just sit there and be a cuck voyeur, watching her swallow his dick on her knees while Panam moans your name by accident. The writing goes from funny to cruel in half a scene, like there is a Mass Effect corner where Miranda is using you like a toy, guiding your tongue over her ass, forcing you to rim her in an elevator, and then on the next jump you land in a cold Metro tunnel where Snezhana is giving some dirty, fast blowjob to survive and you kind of feel bad about how turned on you are.

Not everything hits right. There is a Game of Thrones cluster with Sansa, Arya, Cersei and Margaery, and it almost feels like the dev just dumped all their incest porn folder there and called it a day. One scene has Cersei sitting on the edge of a bed, her foot pressed on your chest, making you lick between her toes while she makes Sansa kneel and eat her out from behind, slow and obedient, like a trained dog, and it is hot, but then it cuts away way too soon and suddenly you are in some Tomb Raider ruin watching Lara and Kassandra compete who can make you cum faster with their mouth, and you never get closure on that foot thing. Same with Baldur’s Gate girls, like Shadowheart and Lae’zel and that green disaster Lae’zel’s friend whose name I always forget. One moment you are buried between Shadowheart’s thighs, tongue deep in her pussy, her hand on your hair pushing you to lick her ass too, soft little whines in your ear, and then the game just shoves you through another portal into some cursed TV zone that is basically The Ring with tits. Still, every now and then it nails that perfect mix of naughty fanfic and actual kink. Liara and Miranda double-teaming you, one riding your face while the other rides your cock, your hand tangled in blue skin and black hair, your vision all sweat and pussy. Lizzy Wizzy doing this weird chrome striptease before letting you jerk off on her feet. A lesbian alley scene with Zoe and Clementine lookalikes where they think no one sees them, kissing, giggling, fingers slipping into panties while rain hits the trash cans around them. Some parts feel rushed, some parts feel like the dev had one hand on the keyboard and one on their dick, but there is this stupid charm in how messy and raw it all is, like a huge crossover fanfic that forgot to be safe for work and never tried to fix itself.

Two idiots in love, tiny apartment, rent due, and way too much skin on screen. That’s pretty much the mood here. The game throws you right into their new place without long intro, and suddenly you’re watching this girl who is horny basically by default and this guy who still thinks “true love” survives everything. He feels like the type who apologizes when someone else steps on his foot. Not even kidding. At first it looks like a regular couple sim, you pick outfits, choose if you kiss her goodnight or go for a quick blowjob, that kind of thing. Then you start realizing the choices aren’t just “lust or no lust”, they twist how they look at each other. One click and she’s cuddly and sweet, next click she’s flirting a bit too long with some dude while your POV is just standing there pretending not to stare at her ass in that tight dress.

The nice part is you actually jump between their heads. One scene you’re the guy, trying not to freak out while a “friend” is clearly checking out your girl’s huge ass. Then camera flips and you’re her, thinking something like “if I lean a bit more, he stares harder”, and the game just lets that thought sit there. No big drama, just this slow rot feeling that later turns into full-on corruption if you keep nudging her that way. There’s a moment where she’s in the bathroom, half naked, and you can basically choose if she closes the door or leaves it open a little so the boyfriend might see her in the mirror. That one tiny choice made me laugh because it feels like nothing, but five scenes later you’re watching her doing a footjob under the table while he’s still talking about “trust in relationship”.

Sex scenes go from kinda sweet to “oh ok we’re doing this now” very fast. One day it’s normal vaginal, soft lighting, him on top, all romantic. Next route you push, suddenly she’s on her knees, spit on her chin, taking oral like she wants the money more than the man. And yeah, the game really likes closeups, especially on her ass and mouth. It doesn’t hide the voyeur vibe either. Sometimes you’re literally stuck watching stuff from behind a door crack or from across the room, helpless, like a cuck camera. I had that weird moment where as the boyfriend I was begging in dialogue not to lose her, then ten minutes later as the girl I clicked the option to “see what happens” with another woman on the couch. Soft lesbian stuff at first, slow kissing and touching, then her getting groped while the TV runs some boring show in the background. It almost feels worse when it’s casual like that, because it’s not a big event, it’s just “this happens now”.

The corruption path for her is actually kind of funny sometimes. She’ll say she’s doing something “just for fun”, then suddenly she’s outside, barely dressed, drunk on the attention, basically exhibitionist mode. There’s a balcony scene where she knows people can see her from the street and you’re choosing if she pulls her top back up or lets a stranger’s stare linger while she pretends not to notice. I kept pausing that one and taking censored screenshots for my own collection, then realizing there’s no way to actually censor half of what’s going on without turning the whole shot into a mosaic. On the flip side, the boyfriend’s route into being more submissive creeps in scene by scene. At first he just gives in to what she wants, later he’s literally standing in the same room while things happen that clearly break him, and the game kind of shrugs like “well, you clicked it.” There’s some clunky animations here and there, tits clipping a bit when she grinds on his lap, and one oral loop that repeats so exact it made me open Twitter out of boredom, but then the next scene hits and it’s hot again so I forgot I was annoyed. Choices feel important until you realize you’re chasing specific kinks more than “good outcome”, and at some point I was clearly aiming for the ntr stuff even while pretending to care about his feelings in dialogue. Guess that says more about me than about the game.

This one feels like somebody took all the marriage porn threads from old forums, mixed them with late night softcore, then forgot to add a safe word. You’re not playing some overpowered stud here, you’re basically watching this young couple get pushed around by the world, and the game really enjoys twisting the knife. It’s all narrated in third person, which at first I thought I’d hate, but it actually fits weirdly well. Feels like hearing a dirty storyteller sitting behind you, whispering what the husband doesn’t see, what the wife pretends not to feel, and what the “friend” actually wants when his hand stays on her waist a bit too long. That outsider voice is cold as hell sometimes too, just describing how she shifts her thighs when she’s pretending she’s not turned on, or how he forces a smile while his boss checks out his wife’s ass in public. You’re not safe inside anyone’s head, you’re watching, like a creep in the corner.

The whole corruption angle is slow, sometimes even annoying, in that good way where you yell at the screen and still click “continue”. At the start she’s shy, holds his arm, dresses modest, and you think, ok, maybe this is the kind of game where nothing really happens, just a lot of teasing. Then first proper “accident” happens. A crowded bus, her pushed against some guy, hand that “slips” to her hip, then somehow inside her coat. Nobody says anything. The narrator just tells you how her breath changes, how she doesn’t pull away immediately, how later she tells her husband it was just too crowded and laughs it off. The game really likes this exhibitionism flavor. Short skirts that “he” suggests she wears because she “looks so cute,” club scenes where the lighting hides enough but not quite, balcony moments where windows are not as dark as they think. There’s a scene in a mall where she bends to grab a bag, and camera just stays on that angle for way too long, while the text is busy talking about what some random guy on the escalator is staring at. It’s petty, it’s hot, it’s kind of mean.

What surprised me a lot is how much of the fun is actually in all the watching. Proper voyeur energy. You get moments where the husband is literally in the next room, and the narration switches between what he thinks is going on and what’s actually happening on the couch. Little stuff, like a “massage” that goes on too low, a handjob given under a blanket while the TV is still on, her biting her lip and pretending she’s just cold. There is cheating, real cheating, not just flirty texting. Ntr and cuckold stuff hit harder here because the game takes its sweet time getting there. It starts with harmless touching, a hand on her thigh when everyone’s drinking, or a guy “helping” her cross the street holding her too close. By the time you reach outright groping in a crowded locker room, it doesn’t feel sudden, it feels like, yeah, of course that’s the next step, she already got used to being touched “by mistake”. And the 3D style they use for the characters works fine for this kind of thing. The models are not perfect, some faces look a bit stiff, and it really annoys me that sometimes their fingers don’t sit quite right on the clothes, like they float a tiny bit above, and then my brain locks on that and I miss a line of dialogue. But the bodies sell the story. Curves, subtle changes in her posture when she starts to enjoy the attention more than her husband’s approval, his shoulders slowly folding in when he realizes something’s off but can’t prove it. I wish the text box was a bit less clunky, it feels like reading a fanfic in an old app sometimes, but whatever, I still kept clicking next while swearing at the narrator for being such a smug bastard. There’s this one moment where he comes home early, hears muffled sounds from the bedroom, and the game just holds on the hallway description while you imagine what’s past the door. That pause is filthy. I kind of hated it. I kind of loved it.

You start as this clueless 18-year-old thrown into Hogwarts University, and the first thing that hits you isn’t some epic prophecy or dark lord, it’s how horny literally everyone is under the “serious academic” surface. It feels like some fanfic writer drank too much coffee and said, “what if all that sexual tension in the books actually went somewhere” and then just never stopped typing. You walk in, you get sorted, professors try to act professional, but every corridor, every classroom, every dorm has that vibe. You’re supposed to be learning spells and building stats like in a normal RPG, but half the time you’re thinking, “ok, if I raise my charisma two more points, can I finally convince Hermione to stop pretending she doesn’t want it?” The game knows exactly why you’re here. It just plays coy for a while, then opens up like a fucking floodgate.

What I really liked is how the “main” story keeps its pants on longer than you expect. You can just play it as a weird school-life dating sim where nothing too crazy happens, just some flirting, touching, maybe a blowjob in a quiet tower if you push things. But if you start poking around side quests, oh boy. You find that weird basement club where somebody is studying mind control “purely for research”, and next thing you’re watching a good little girl like Ginny suddenly agree to spread her legs for your big cock because someone tweaked her thoughts. Or you’re helping Luna “understand male anatomy” in some abandoned classroom, and she’s on her knees, eyes shining, drool on her chin, trying to take you all the way down while mumbling something about “proper field work”. The scene where Nymphadora Tonks shapeshifts her body a bit just to fit you deeper while she rides you is the kind of detail that sticks in your head longer than it should. And then there’s Hermione, trying to stay in control, correcting you on spell names while you’re burying yourself in her tight virgin pussy for the first time. She tries to keep talking about exams, then she just breaks, clings to you, and you feel her shudder around you. That mix of “smart girl losing her composure” is porn gold, sorry.

The game is kinda evil with how many routes it hides behind simple choices. You joke with one girl instead of another, suddenly you’re tangled in some NTR chain where your “pure” crush is sneaking off to get reamed by a tentacled monstrosity from the forbidden section while you stand outside the door hearing those wet, sloppy sounds. Or you focus on a milf professor, help her grade papers, and there’s this small moment where she guides your hand to her tits while explaining some spell like it’s nothing. Later she’s on her desk, skirt up, ass exposed, begging you to go in her ass because “no one has to know if it leaves no marks”. The anal scenes actually feel different from the vaginal ones, not just copy paste text, and sometimes the animation even lines up with the dirty dialog in a way that made me stop and smile like an idiot. Not everything is that polished though. On mobile, swiping through menus sometimes makes the wrong dialogue option light up and I keep thinking “I’ll report that bug” but I just don’t. There’s a whole thing with a trans character too, where you can either be a supportive, horny bastard and enjoy her cock and tits together in a messy oral-threesome combo, or act like a jealous shit and push her into cheating stuff with other students. Some of the cheating scenes hit weirdly hard. One moment you’re happily dating, next you walk into a room and she’s full of someone else, moaning your name by accident. I wish the pregnancy stuff was a bit more reactive to all that, like more scenes where girls rub their swollen belly while you cum in them again, but whatever, it still scratches that breeding itch enough. And I swear the dorm hallway makes this one sound effect that annoys me every single time, but I keep playing anyway.