You start as this guy who’s basically one bad week away from drinking cheap vodka in a parking lot, then boom, rich-uncle-you-didn’t-know-existed kind of situation. Whole life flips. One day you’re broke, next day you’re walking into this huge house full of people who smile way too much and definitely hide things under those smiles. Not just secrets either. Clothes too.

What I liked first is how the game lets you be a bit of an asshole if you want. You’re not forced to be this nice polite prince. You can be sweet, clingy, cold, horny, dumb, or all of that in same scene if you click wrong. You talk to the girls, pick your lines, and suddenly you’re either getting a shy kiss in the hallway or getting told to fuck off for being too bold. One choice you’re holding her hand on the balcony, next choice she’s on her knees and the game goes from “romantic story” to “ok I need privacy” in three clicks. The scenes are animated, so when she wraps her lips around you it actually moves, it’s not just some static image with text pretending it’s hot. Watching her head bob while her eyes look up at you, that feels way more real than half the “AAA porn” on some sites. And yeah, the classic stuff is here: handjobs in soft light, slow vaginal sex on the bed where she bites her lip and grips the sheets, messy oral in places where you really should close the door but don’t because you’re a moron with a hard-on.

The harem angle sneaks up on you a bit. It starts like a normal dating sim, you think you’re focusing on one girl, being loyal and all that, then someone else appears in a towel, or sits too close, or leans in a bit too far and suddenly you’re doing mental math about who you can fuck without getting caught. You juggle texts on your in-game phone like you juggle DMs on Telegram or WhatsApp in real life, pretending you “fell asleep” when you were actually busy letting another girl ride you slow and deep. The story tries to pretend this is about trust and rebirth and emotions, and sometimes it actually works, like when you’re on the couch just talking, hand on her thigh, clothes still on, music low, and it almost hurts how intimate it feels. Then three clicks later you’re pounding her from behind, watching her ass bounce in a loop and thinking “yeah, this is culture.”

There’s one little thing that annoys me though: sometimes the choices feel big and then nothing huge happens right away, so you’re sitting there thinking “did I fuck up, or is the game just slow-playing me like Tinder matches who leave you on read.” But fine, I still kept clicking, because the payoff when it comes is filthy enough that you forget you were annoyed. Also, whoever decided on those little moan loops during a slow handjob scene is evil in a good way. Watching her fingers wrap around you, her wrist moving, hearing that soft breath every few frames, I got stuck replaying that stupid small scene instead of progressing the story. The romance parts are surprisingly soft at times, like actual feelings, which I didn’t expect in a game where you can have multiple girls orbiting your dick if you play it shameless. One moment you’re promising one girl she’s “the only one that matters,” next moment you’re in the shower with another, her mouth full of you while the water runs down both of you, and the game just quietly lets you dig your own grave. It’s messy, horny, slightly broken in places, but it feels like late-night bad decisions in visual form, and I kinda like that it doesn’t pretend to be anything cleaner.

Guy in his twenties lands in the city, thinks he’s in some romcom, then the game grabs his dick and his heart at the same time and starts twisting both. You play as him, obviously, and on the surface it’s the usual “met the perfect girl, my life is finally starting” mood. She’s sweet, big soft ass that bounces in every scene, that shy smile where you know she’ll suck you off if you push just a bit. At first you just hang out, kiss, slow hand on her thigh on the couch, that kind of horny-but-trying-to-be-respectful vibe. Then the corruption stuff quietly sneaks in, and suddenly every innocent moment has someone in the background whispering poison in her ear or trying to get your balls in a vice. It goes from romance VN to “how many people can fuck with my relationship at once” in like two clicks.

The wild part is how horny and petty everyone feels. There’s this bitchy cousin who pretends to “look out for her” while basically trying to prove you’re a loser. She catches you in one half-compromising situation and instantly starts playing power games: “I won’t tell her… if you do exactly what I say.” Next scene she’s making you get on your knees in some cramped bathroom, calling you pathetic while you’re hard as rock, snapping pics with her phone like she’s collecting trophies. Or that office boss type who looks like she walked out of some spicy Instagram feed, real model face, perfect makeup, big tits pressed against your arm as she explains your “career options”. You think it’s just flirting until she straight up threatens your job if you don’t let her spit on you and use your tongue like a toy under her desk. The female domination vibe isn’t soft here, it’s very “you are mine or I ruin you”, but at the same time the game lets you enjoy it way too much. You get humiliation scenes where you’re forced to watch some smooth-talking futa neighbor wrap her hand around your girl’s throat while sliding her cock between your girlfriend’s lips, and you’re stuck in the corner, pants down, ordered to jerk to it and not cum. One moment you’re protecting her, next moment you’re kneeling behind that same futa, eating her ass while she lazily guides your girlfriend’s mouth up and down her shaft, slow deep oral, gagging sounds right in stereo. There’s playful stuff too, like your girl trying to act tough while you smack her ass until it turns red and she slips and calls you “sir” without even noticing, then later some other girl uses that same word to turn it all around and make you the toy. Everyone is corrupting everyone. It feels dirty and kind of mean and then suddenly sweet again when you’re lying in bed with your girlfriend, kissing her forehead, wondering if she’s thinking about you or about that moment where she let someone else spit in her mouth and moan your name by mistake. The game keeps poking at that line between “I’m losing her” and “maybe she likes being ruined with me watching”, and somehow that hits harder than any simple porn gallery. You keep clicking just to see how far they can drag both of you down without actually saying the relationship is dead.

So there I was, expecting another generic isekai trash game, but this hell-school thing actually caught me off guard. The premise sounds stupid at first - truck-kun strikes again, right? But then you're stuck being principal of some twisted academy where anime waifus end up trapped. The she-devil who recruits you has this whole seductive manipulation thing going on, and honestly? Her voice acting isn't terrible for what looks like a budget production. You get thrown into this weird city managing all these girls from different series - Tsunade's there looking magnificent as always, Sakura's being her usual self, even got Makima which... damn, that woman's dangerous even in pixel form.

The sandbox elements let you wander around freely, but sometimes I got lost trying to figure out what triggers certain scenes. Mai Sakurajima shows up and suddenly I'm having Bunny Girl Senpai flashbacks to my younger days discovering ecchi anime. The groping mechanics feel clunky though - like they just slapped them in without much thought. Oral scenes are surprisingly well animated for such a rough-looking game, especially with Boa Hancock who knows exactly what she's doing. But then Hinata's scenes feel rushed compared to others? Makes no sense. The male domination stuff ranges from playful teasing to more intense moments, and you can choose how far to push things with each girl.

What really gets me is the moral choice system - help these trapped waifus escape or drag them deeper into corruption for your demonic boss. Some paths lead to genuine romance while others... well, let's just say Nobara Kugisaki has some very explicit punishment scenes if you go the darker route. The vaginal sex animations could use work but there's something raw about the whole experience that reminds me of those early flash games we used to play in secret. Zero Two's route especially had me making choices I probably shouldn't admit to. Not gonna lie, spent way too many hours trying to unlock everything with Nami.

Ethan and Ava feel like that couple you see on Instagram and think, ok this is fake, nobody is this in love. But in this game it actually feels real at first. They text cute things, stupid horny things, “I miss your mouth” kind of messages, little inside jokes. You get all of that right in your phone, like you are reading a chat that maybe you were not supposed to see. And because everything is on mobile style, it is way too easy to forget this is fiction and not your own fucked up life. Their sex talk is not shy at all. She sends him “remember how you filled me up on the kitchen counter” and you can feel his dick wake up through the screen. They talk about how she loves when he pushes deep, how she wants him to wreck her again as soon as he comes back, how she can still feel his last creampie when she tries to sleep. It is sweet and dirty at the same time. The kind of romance where you think destiny finally did something right for once. A marriage where love and lust are holding hands and laughing at everyone else. You get lulled into this comfort, like oh ok this is just a horny couple sexting, cute. And then that one message drops from the other woman and the whole vibe just flips.

This “best friend” character hits like a ghost from another timeline. You feel immediately that her place in Ethan’s story is not small. She throws that word “favor” and suddenly every line of text has weight. She knows exactly what she did for him before, he knows, and you as a player slowly peel it away while also deciding how much of a coward or bastard he is going to be. She teases him, not just sexually, but psychologically. She reminds him of that old debt, then adds little pieces of filth on top. A picture that is way too revealing. A message where she describes how she imagines his tongue on her while his wife is in the next room. A “joke” where she mentions sharing him, then pretends it was nothing. And you sit there, phone in your hand, feeling that mix of arousal and “oh fuck this is a bad road” that only this kind of story can give. The netorare angle creeps in slow. At first it is just tension. Then you read a choice like “Tell her no” or “Ask what exactly she wants” and you already know the second option is you stepping into hell. She talks about taking what is “owed” from his perfect little wife too, hinting at situations where Ava is not as safe as she thinks, all through texts that feel uncomfortably possible. One second you are reading Ava sending him a selfie in a tight top, saying she wants his cock buried inside her again. Next second you are reading the friend describing how she would make Ava moan for someone that is not her husband. The sex descriptions when things start to cross the line are blunt. Tongues, throats, asses, messy cum on big tits, no soft filters. Ahegao faces described like “she looks ruined and happy and wrong at the same time.” The corruption is not just bodies, it is that slow slide where Ethan goes from “I can never do this to her” to “maybe just one time, maybe she never finds out” and you are the one pressing the answer. The game makes you complicit in every dirty little betrayal, like fate is not written in the stars but in the stupid horny text you choose to send. And somehow that feels way more dangerous than any high fantasy epic with swords and magic. Here it is just you, your phone, two women, and one favor that should have stayed unpaid.

Temptation’s Ballad feels like someone took a horny D&D session, removed the shy players, pumped the bard full of slutty energy and then forgot to write a safe word. You start in this medieval fantasy city that pretends to be serious with demons and noble houses and gods and whatever, but the game is very honest about what actually matters: who you’re going to fuck, how badly you’re going to mess up your party’s reputation, and how much property damage your dick (or tits) indirectly causes. It calls itself “fairly linear” but it doesn’t feel stiff. More like a drunk march in one direction where you keep getting distracted by a hot ass in the alley, some half‑clothed monster girl in a tavern, or a noble milf who really needs “help” with her magic circle. One moment you’re trying to act like a real hero, the next you’re getting your face sat on by a smug futa demon who treats you like her favorite chew toy. The story leans on the classic trio of idiots party setup: disaster gay, smug bastard, and something in between that definitely should not be trusted around potions. Their banter is half the fun, because they talk like actual horny people who overshare, tease, flirt too hard, then pretend it was “just a joke” while obviously staring at each other’s bulges. There’s real romance in there, surprisingly soft sometimes, and the game just throws it next to scenes where someone is getting spanked in a backroom while a voyeur peeks through the cracks. It shouldn’t work together, but it does, like putting lube on holy water.

The erotic tone is really on that line between silly and nasty. You get all the classic stuff: sloppy oral, tits used like they’re religious objects, thick cocks that clearly don’t follow standard fantasy anatomy rules, creampies that would absolutely require healing spells after. The city of Axia feels like a sandbox for kinks, even if the main plot is straight like an arrow. You’ll walk into a side scene thinking “okay, just dialogue” and suddenly there is a dommy knight stepping on someone’s chest, or a monster girl wrapping a tail around a guy’s throat while riding him. There’s casual interracial stuff, big black cock jokes thrown in like shitposts, and netorare tension playing in the background when someone’s crush gets a little too cozy with a rival. The game never stops to politely explain corruption or cheating either, it just lets you sit there with that ugly horny feeling in your chest while a character moans another person’s name. Sometimes the pacing is a mess and a really nice emotional beat gets bulldozed by a sex scene with way too much groping and not enough build up, like the writer was afraid to let you breathe. I kinda hate that. I also kinda love it. The soundtrack is the quiet hero here, by the way. Fantasy tavern strings and flutes that slide into slow, bass‑heavy, low‑tempo tracks when clothes start coming off, the kind of music that makes you turn down your volume on Discord because you know exactly what you’re doing. There’s even this one track that loops during a teasing scene where a character keeps grinding on your lap but “won’t let you cum yet” and the rhythm matches the fucking text speed. That little sync made me laugh and then immediately shut up because it actually turned me on. It’s not a classy game. It doesn’t want to be. It’s messy, loud, horny, too obsessed with big boobs and bigger problems, and Axia feels like a place where every summer vacation ends with someone pregnant, corrupted, or tied to a bed. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Whispers Beneath The Roof feels like the kind of game you open in a second tab while pretending to answer work messages on Slack, then suddenly you realize Gmail’s still on draft and you’re just staring at a pair of thighs on your screen. It sells itself simple: you’re this broke college guy moving into the house of your mom’s friend, planning to just chill, study, jerk off quietly, whatever. Then the house starts feeling way too alive. Tiny looks, long stares, the “accidental” towel slip that is absolutely not accidental. The energy is very “I shouldn’t be seeing this” and the game milks that vibe like crazy.

What stuck with me first is that milf. She’s got that combination of big tits, big ass, “I handle everything in this house” attitude, and this calm smile that looks friendly until you realize she’s reading you like a porn tab history. Loads of teasing, but not cheap teasing. She will lean too close washing dishes, hand brushing your thigh when she clearly has space, casually asking you about your “needs” while you sit there with your dick basically screaming in your boxers. I was playing in Chrome on my laptop and literally found myself leaning closer to the screen when she asked the MC to help massage her shoulders, then slowly guided his hands lower. The game really likes those slow burn scenes where you think “ok, just cleavage and flirting” and then one more click later she’s pressing her foot against your crotch under the table and pretending nothing is happening. That footjob dinner scene made me pause Spotify because I wanted to hear the sound design properly, no joke.

Sex scenes are actually pretty filthy once they kick in. There’s that first time she decides you’re not just the “guest student” anymore and climbs on top of you like she owns the whole situation, which she kind of does. She holds your wrists, grinds on you, keeps eye contact, talks to you like you’re a horny kid who needs to be trained. Full-on female domination vibe, but not leather and chains, more like soft voice, heavy hips, zero mercy. The game lets things build up: she makes you watch her masturbate in just a shirt, makes you finish yourself with her sitting close enough that you can smell her, and then later she simply wraps those thighs around you and says not to pull out. The creampie angle comes in hard, literally, with her tightening around you while whispering stuff right in your ear. Oral, handjobs, all there, usually with her in control of the pace, treating your cock like her personal toy. Sometimes she’s gentle, sometimes she just uses you and walks away like nothing happened, which weirdly turned me on more than the soft stuff.

Not everything hits perfect though. Some of the choices pretend to be big, but they mostly just change if she teases you first or after. The pacing jumps: you go from “I’m a respectful guest” to “I’m licking the same milf’s pussy on the couch while she tells you to stay quiet” a bit too fast in some routes, and one moment of stiff dialogue pulled me right out of it, like the writer forgot how humans talk for one line. But then she pushed the MC’s head back between her legs and I immediately stopped caring. One detail I really liked: her casual barefoot moments. The camera just hangs on her feet on your lap, her toes moving while she asks about your classes, then you notice your dick hard and she notices that you noticed. It’s such a small thing, but that build up to a footjob made the payoff ten times nastier. Also, the first time she makes you finish inside her while she’s on top, holding you down and breathing heavy, then gives you that little lazy smile like “yeah, you’re mine now” felt way too intimate for a browser tab. In a good way. Or a bad way. Hard to tell while you’re wiping your screen.

This thing hits you in a weird way right from the start. You’re supposed to be some fresh recruit in this mercenary company, all “professional” and serious, but the moment those two kitsune bosses show up, the whole office vibe just melts into pure horny chaos. They look like they’re about to brief you on combat strategy, then suddenly the “briefing” is you on your knees under the desk, trying to answer questions while one of them wraps her tails around your neck and pushes your face where she actually wants it. It’s that kind of game where the meetings almost feel more dangerous than the missions, just in a very specific, wet-mouth, “don’t bite her by accident” way. Half of your actual job turns into managing power bullshit: this boss wants your tongue, that coworker wants your cock, someone else just wants to sit on your face while they call it “team building”, and you’re stuck in the middle trying to pretend this is normal HR procedure. It somehow feels believable and totally stupid at same time, like horny fanfic written by a war nerd who got distracted by fox tails and never came back.

The best parts hit when the game leans into the office gossip and you just listen. You’re walking past a door, and inside you hear two of the girls going at it, all soft moans and this messy, sloppy sound of someone working way too hard with their tongue. You can tell who’s in charge just by tone, no need for dialogue tags. One of them is basically purring “good girl” every other sentence, and you’re outside pretending to look at a clipboard, but your hand is already in your pants because of course it is. Later you’re dragged inside a storage room by one of the “coworkers” who swears she just needs help organizing supplies, then slams you against the wall, pulls out a toy, and tells you you’ll earn your ration only if you can keep your hands behind your back while she fucks herself on your cock and grinds the toy against your chest. It’s unbalanced in this nice way where you’re technically the male lead, but you keep getting treated more like a favorite toy than some big macho hero. One of the monster girls even uses you like an extra attachment, like she’s stacking sex toys, first her, then the dildo, then your tongue, in that order, and you’re just there thinking “I’m supposed to file reports after this?”

The art is this 2dcg style that looks almost too clean for how filthy the scenes get, but in some frames the proportions feel a bit off, like someone stretched a thigh or a tail just a bit too long at the wrong angle. I was looking at a blowjob scene with one of the kitsune sisters, and instead of focusing on the spit and her lips around the tip, my brain got stuck on how her ear looked like it teleported half a pixel to the left. It’s small but once you see it, it sits in your head and eats a tiny bit of your horny. Then five seconds later she pushes your head down and starts using your mouth like a stress ball and you forget everything again. There’s girl-on-girl scenes where your presence is almost optional, you’re just watching them eat each other out on the office couch while one of them makes eye contact with you and lazily orders you to stroke yourself slower, slower, stop, start again, like she’s flipping switches on a weapon system. Group scenes get noisy in a good way, everyone talking over each other, one woman telling you to go faster while another is holding your hips and deliberately keeping you shallow, and somewhere a toy is buzzing against someone’s clit, and you honestly lose track of where your own body ends and theirs begins. I launched it on my old laptop in Chrome with two other tabs open and the thing was lagging slightly on text advance, which somehow made a certain edging scene even more cruel, because the dialogue box took half a second to appear while your character is already begging to cum. Completely accidental, but it felt like the game was edging me personally, and I kind of hated that, which means it worked too well. I wanted to talk about something else but I keep thinking about that one scene where your “boss” sits on your face during a so-called briefing and makes you listen to her talk about company logistics while you lick her slowly, like she’s training you to link bureaucracy and pussy forever in your brain. It’s fucked up. I liked it. I probably shouldn’t.

You’re sitting there, phone in hand, thinking it’s just another cute little “help the girl get ready for her school exam” sim, right? Hair, makeup, outfit, some dialogue choices, a few horny CGs later. Easy. Except the “girl” the game wants to send to that exam is you. And you started this story with a dick, a very normal male student brain, and zero idea why the fuck you’re suddenly being measured on eyeliner technique and how well you can sway your hips in a tight skirt without flashing half the class.

The game opens quiet, almost boring, and that’s what hooked me. No instant blowjob tutorial, no “here’s your harem, pick a hole.” Just a nervous morning, a school setting that feels too normal, and weird little hints that something is off with your body. The first time you realize your reflection in the mirror doesn’t match the way you remember yourself, it hits like a small car crash. The dev takes their time with it, slow corruption of gender and morals at the same time. First it’s “just crossdressing for this one exam.” Then it’s “well, you need to practice walking in heels, let the teacher help your posture.” Then somehow you’re bent over the desk, feeling your ass slapped and graded like part of the curriculum, and the worst part is your in-game thoughts start to enjoy it. Those internal monologue lines when you’re getting groped in the hallway, and you catch yourself wondering which of the boys has the biggest cock, were dirtier than the actual CGs for me.

I liked how the game makes you complicit in your own downfall. You pick the lipstick shade that later gets smeared during a messy oral exam. You choose to act “a bit more submissive” to get a better score, and suddenly you’re on your knees between two classmates, throat used like a warm hole while the teacher pretends not to see. They pretend badly. There is some netorare shit going on, too, but sideways: your old male identity kind of feels like the one getting cuckolded as your new girly body gets filled, stretched, creampied. One run I had my “good girl” reputation used as an excuse to parade me in front of older staff, a humiliating little exhibition where they check if the “student” is ready. Gloved fingers spreading you open, comments about how tight you are and how a nice big black cock will fix that. Another run I resisted more and the corruption took longer, with more teasing, more “accidental” touches, more voyeur scenes in locker rooms and bathrooms, like the game was punishing me for not giving in fast enough by cranking up the sexual harassment.

It feels janky in spots. Some AI CGs look amazing from one angle and kind of cursed from another, like the face doesn’t fully match the body, or the hands are doing that weird too-many-fingers thing if you stare too long. I still stared. The summer vibe is weirdly relaxing though, all bright classrooms and sunlit corridors while behind the scenes you’re being turned into the school’s futa toy or the class’ shared virgin project, depending on choices. There is this one branching bit where you can agree to a “private tutoring” session with a strict female teacher and it starts as normal exam prep, then she makes you spread your legs on the chair, checks how wet you are “from stress,” and then uses you until you’re shaking, all while lecturing about responsibility. Female domination scenes like that felt personal, intimate in a fucked up way. Then later the same character can watch you get stuffed by multiple guys at once, barely saying anything, just writing notes like you’re a lab rat. It messed with my head in a good way.

The story is mostly kinetic in pacing but still manages to feel like a sandbox for your humiliation. One time I focused on being the perfect obedient girl and ended up pregnant from an exam “reward,” cum dripping out in a medical examination scene that treated your belly like a test result. Another time I pushed for more wild stuff and unlocked a futa transformation path, where you keep a cock while having this soft, thick ass and big boobs, so they test how many students can fit inside or around you at once. I still have the scene of being pushed up against the classroom window in my head, skirt hitched, some monster girl-looking classmate pounding me from behind while random NPCs walk outside, clueless. The game doesn’t rush those moments. It lets your thoughts spiral, your shame grow, your arousal betray you. It’s messy, inconsistent, a little ugly here and there, but the slow burn into full sissification and “everyone uses the exam girl” fantasy hits way harder because of that.

This one feels like someone tried to mash a Bond movie, a weed comedy and a Pornhub playlist together, then got distracted halfway and just kept adding asses. You play Lucian, this 20-year-old “seduction agent” who has been raised by some secret agency that apparently thinks the best way to protect the world is to send hot people to fuck targets into submission. The story doesn’t pretend to be deep, but it has enough little twists to keep your mouse in hand and not just on your dick. There are almost no choices, it’s basically on rails, so you’re here to watch, not to steer. Lucian is a smooth-talking womanizer who screws everything with a pulse, but there are tiny moments where the game tries to show he might actually want more than just another big ass in his face. It forgets that idea pretty fast whenever a new pair of huge tits shows up on screen, which honestly is kind of the point.

The cast is where the game goes stupid in a fun way. Larissa is the agency’s top seduction assassin, all sharp eyes and killer curves, the kind of woman who’ll ride you, choke you, and probably wiretap your bedroom all in one night. She flips from teasing to predatory so fast that when she finally drops to her knees and starts working Lucian over, it feels earned, like, “yeah, I knew this was coming, but damn.” Brandi is the blonde hacker perv who watches everyone through cameras because “security reasons”, then fingers herself to the footage. She’s all rich girl energy, smug smile, fake innocence, massive chest squeezed into outfits that would get banned from Instagram in five seconds. Her voyeur thing leads to some fun setups where she’s got Lucian on screen raw-dogging someone, and she’s commenting like she’s reviewing amateur porn, then suddenly she’s in the room taking his cock in her mouth without even pretending she’s here for work. Kevin is the stoner sidekick who mostly exists to crack dumb jokes, fail missions, and make you feel less guilty when scenes turn into full-on interracial gangbang territory with ahegao faces and sloppy creampies. Speaking of those, the ahegao is kind of overused, girls going cross-eyed and tongue-out from just a few thrusts, but sometimes it lands, especially when a serious character like Larissa loses her composure and ends up drooling down her chin while he’s buried deep inside her.

Sex scenes are very “fantasy porn logic” and not realistic at all. You get a lot of oral, girls with perfect lipstick taking him deep and drooling over his shaft, gagging just enough to remind you this is animated and not physically possible. The animation itself is decent but not super smooth, you notice loops, you notice weird shoulder movements, but if you’re already hard you won’t care. Some of the best moments are when they actually build tension first: a long teasing chat, a mission debrief where Larissa sits too close, a playful insult from Brandi that turns into her on her knees unzipping him while still talking shit. There is a bit of interracial focus, Lucian going from one body type to another, big asses bouncing on his lap, cumshots inside without condoms like no one has ever heard of consequences. Creampies are almost a running joke, like the agency orders them by policy. He finishes in them so often you start thinking the real mission is overpopulation. It’s trashy, horny, occasionally funny, and it absolutely knows what kind of website it’s being played on.