Ok so you know that feeling when you open a game and the art style hits you like a truck, but not in a good way? Like someone traced over a flash animation from 2006 and then just... gave up on the faces halfway through. That's the vibe here. Princess Amalia, the blonde one from Wakfu, is just lying in bed like a lump, and her servant Evangelyne decides the best alarm clock is some hardcore cunnilingus. Fair enough, I've had worse mornings.

The tongue work starts off decent, got that wet sound and everything, but then Amalia loses control of her nature powers or whatever and summons these big green tentacles. And I mean, they just appear. No buildup, no sexy shimmer, just *bloop* there they are. One second it's a soft yuri wake-up call, the next it's a double penetration gangbang with plant monsters. The pacing is like a microwave dinner, frozen in the middle and lava on the edges. Evangelyne gets tossed around, her blonde ponytail clipping through her own shoulder the whole time, which I complained about to my cat and he didn't care either.

The cumshot at the end is ridiculous. Like a fire hydrant of goo that covers both girls completely. A facial so massive it looks like they lost a fight with a ghost. The pussy and anal action is explicit, no fade to black, which I respect. But the animation loops are so stiff. Amalia's masturbation scene before the tentacles is just the same three frames of her hand moving. I've seen more fluid motion in a flipbook drawn on a sticky note pad. Still, if you're here for lesbian cartoon debauchery with zero pretense, it delivers the sticky mess it promises. Just don't expect the characters to look like they do in the actual show. Evangelyne's face during the anal part is... a choice. A haunted choice.

The whole thing runs on these little buttons in the corner, fast forward and rewind, like you're scrubbing through a video file. That's it. That's the mechanic. And honestly, the first time I saw it I thought my browser was broken because nothing happens unless you click them. You just sit there watching a frozen frame of Evangelyne's face until you figure it out. Felt like a minimax puzzle where the optimal move is hidden in plain sight, except the reward isn't points, it's watching Princess Amalia get her pussy fingered.

The animation is rough. Not in a charming way, more like someone learned to tween in Flash a decade ago and called it a day. Limbs snap into place. There's a moment where Amalia's tits just sort of hover while the rest of her moves, big ol' things that defy the physics of the scene. But I kept clicking. The wet sounds are so loud, like someone stirring mac and cheese, and it loops weird when you rewind. I got stuck on a three-second loop of Evangelyne's fingers sliding in and out, that slick glisten, and I forgot I was supposed to be advancing the scene. The parody aspect is thin, it's just their character models doing things the show would never allow, which is the whole point I guess. You don't need a story when you have a close-up of a wet pussy being stretched open.

The love triangle here is you, the mouse button, and the timeline. You're constantly trying to find the exact frame where the good stuff peaks. There's this one bit with ass fingering, Amalia's back arching, and if you don't stop at the right moment you skip right past the squelch into a dead stare. Frustrating. The whole thing is a struggle against the scrubber bar, a battle of timing. But then you nail it, that perfect loop of a lesbian hentai scene with no context, just pure mechanical friction, and the janky animation doesn't even matter anymore. It's a terrible interface hiding a decent spank bank. I hate it. I've opened it three times today.