Third part already and Pepe still hasn’t learned a single thing about consent or personal space, and honestly that’s kinda the charm here. This time it feels like someone smashed an old school arcade cabinet with a horny furry convention and said “yeah that’s enough design work.” You drop in and it’s pure chaos: skunks sprinting around trying to hump anything with a pulse, you trying to steer this idiot Casanova through a maze of ass, tails, and way too eager strangers. It fits weirdly well into a Holiday theme actually, like those Valentine’s specials that are 90% bad decisions and cheap perfume. I was streaming it on my “Horny Halloween” night, where everything needed at least one freaky costume and one terrible pun, and Pepe kinda over delivered. Every other furry on screen is either trying to get fucked, trying to fuck you, or just standing there like they regret every life choice that brought them into this game.

Controls are simple as hell and still manage to get sweaty. Arrows to move, then that one key to basically say “ok, let’s fuck.” The silly part is when you actually lock into another furry. It turns into this stupid mini battle where you mash left and right to keep the rhythm or break free, like a horny tug of war. Sometimes you’re the one pounding, sometimes you’re desperately trying to escape some overexcited wolf, or cat, or whatever the artist decided that day. I had one run where I tried to play serious, like a stealth route, avoiding everyone, and still got surprise-mounted from behind by a pink fox that just flew in from off screen. Whole chat on Twitch was yelling “NO BACKDOOR ACHIEVEMENT TODAY” and yeah, that went well. The funniest thing is that the game is about fucking all the furries but half the time you’re just running away with this dumb little panic in your chest like when your crush likes you back and suddenly it’s too real.

It’s messy in a really stupid way. Sometimes hitboxes feel off and I swear I was not even touching that leopard when he jumped me. The game will happily throw like four horny idiots at you at once and you’re mashing keys, trying not to get gangbanged by cartoon animals while your Spotify mix randomly switches to a Christmas song. I loved that and also hated every second. There’s this one moment I kept doing on purpose: I’d lure one overly thirsty character into another, then slip around and pounce the third one, so for a few seconds it looks like a furry traffic jam of asses. Could be skill, could be me getting distracted and smashing buttons, not sure. The humor is very “haha skunk is a sex pest” and it should be boring by now, except it just leans so hard into parody that it circles back into funny. It’s like a dirty version of those old slapstick cartoons, except here the chase ends with balls deep penetration instead of someone getting hit with a frying pan. And yeah, the art isn’t trying to be classy at all. Bodies everywhere, exaggerated bits, everyone horny like they just escaped from a Rule34 Discord. I kept meaning to stop after “one more round” but you blink and suddenly you’re trying to set a personal best for “fucked before getting fucked” like it’s some cursed holiday leaderboard.