You know what’s weird about this Rikku thing? The hair. It’s the wrong shade of blonde. Not the sunny, almost greenish tint from the game, but this flat, butter colored mess that catches the light all wrong in the 3d renders. I spent maybe five minutes just staring at her bangs, completely ignoring the fact that she’s on her knees with a cock the size of her forearm pressed between her tits. The paizuri scene is the second one, I think, and the physics are just... absent. Her chest doesn’t deform at all. It’s like two firm melons with a hot dog sliding between them, and the guy’s expression never changes from this dead eyed stare. A real shame because the creampie finish, where they actually bothered to animate the drip, is genuinely hot in a messy, unapologetic way.

The whole thing is a slideshow, click to advance, no real choices except the order you view the filth. There’s a blowjob segment where her mouth is open so wide and so perfectly round it looks like a portal to another dimension, and the cock just phases through her cheek geometry at one point. I laughed out loud, which I don’t think was the intended reaction. But then, the doggystyle shot from behind, with that impossible arch in her back and her face smushed into the floor, that one got me. The cumshot inside, the way they frame it with her legs spread, is the money shot for a reason. It’s crude and direct, like a sex tape filmed on a broken phone.

The whole parody angle is thin. She’s wearing something vaguely resembling her outfit for about two clicks before it’s gone, and then she’s just a generic blonde getting railed. No personality, no witty banter, just a series of holes. The date tag is a lie, there’s no setup, no talking. Just straight to the floor fucking. I wish there was a scene where she kept her goggles on. That would’ve been something. Anyway, the titfuck is boring but the final internal shot is worth clicking through the awkward middle bits for.