Star Trainer looks like it was made by someone who really liked that cartoon and then got horny halfway through and never fully recovered. You start out thinking “ok, funny parody, some silly dialogue,” and five minutes later you’re already dragging Star around, poking at menus, trying to figure out what makes her blush, what pisses her off, what secretly turns her on. It’s not subtle. She’s got huge tits squeezed into these outfits that are definitely not from the show, and the whole “training” thing is basically you slowly twisting her from goofy magical girl into your private little perv project. The best part is when you find that one option in the training screen that you didn’t expect to do much and suddenly she reacts way harder than you thought, like “oh, fuck, she liked that?” and then your brain flips from “haha parody” to “ok I’m gonna break this girl completely.” The writing swings between dumb jokes and straight-up filthy lines, which weirdly works. One time I clicked through a couple of dialogue branches too fast while half-watching a YouTube video and suddenly she was kneeling, totally naked, saying something so nasty I had to pause the video on my second monitor because my focus just vanished.

It feels janky in spots, but in a good way, like some horny passion project and not corporate porn. Interface is kind of chaotic, some buttons feel like they were slapped in at the last second, and the pacing of the “training” jumps around: sometimes you grind stats, sometimes you hit a scene that’s way more hardcore than you expected at that point. There was a moment where I tried to push her too far, just spamming the more degrading choices, and she snapped a bit, giving me this pissed-off reaction instead of the usual shy “ok” stuff. I honestly thought I broke the game and was low-key annoyed, went to Discord on my phone to complain while the scene was still on, then came back and realized it had actually opened a different path with more intense scenes later. I kinda hated it. Then I kept doing it. There’s also this milf angle hiding in there that I didn’t notice at first because I was too busy harassing Star, and when it opened up I just went “oh, shit” and switched routes without thinking. The game clearly wants you to be a total asshole sometimes, and if you lean into that, the sex scenes get way dirtier, more humiliating, more “trainer” in the bad sense. It’s not romantic, it’s not soft, it’s like you’re dragging these big-boobed cartoon girls down into your own porn brain. But yeah, I still booted it again after closing the tab and pretending I was done with it.