You check in at this weird, fucked up hotel thinking it’s just another quick jerk break between Discord messages and a half-finished ranked match in Valorant, and then it hits you: everyone here is hot, half-creepy, half-adorable, and technically dead. Not rotting dead, more like “came out of a lab, upgraded with big tits and attitude” dead. They call it relaxation, but it’s basically a cum economy. Your load is the wallet. Every handjob, every messy blowjob, every time you pump some zombie babe’s pussy, the counter goes up and more doors unlock. It sounds dumb when you explain it, but suddenly you’re actually thinking shit like “ok, I need 6 more loads to reach that room with the smug goth girl that looks like Wednesday had a way dirtier phase.”

What sinks the hook in is how familiar a lot of the girls feel, without the game screaming it in your face. One moment there’s a clumsy, brainy girl in an orange sweater who drops to her knees faster than my Wi‑Fi when I open Twitch, and the next you’re staring at a green-haired psychic that basically radiates “I could throw you through the wall, but I’d rather pin you to the bed and milk you dry.” A blonde in blue spandex leaning on the balcony rail like she owns the place, a tomboy with short hair and headphones who’s way too into teasing slow strokes with her hand, a shy chick with glasses who deepthroats like she’s trying to study your DNA. The game doesn’t pretend to be subtle. It just throws familiar faces at you, puts a price on them, and says: pay in cum.

The loop is stupid simple, which honestly works when you’re half-awake after scrolling porn on Xvideos and going “ok, one more thing before sleep.” New day, new girl at the hotel desk or waiting in some shady corridor, each with their own number slapped on like a cheap mobile game microtransaction. Only here, you’re grinding with your dick. Do a few rounds with an early girl, blow your load, watch the counter climb. Hit that goal, suddenly a door you kept clicking before finally opens and there’s a smug zombie redhead licking her lips, asking for “payment.” Sometimes you just sit there staring at the screen because the animation hits that perfect angle and you forget you were supposed to stop after one nut and go back to Netflix. Controls aren’t special, some things repeat a bit too much, and the sound can be slightly off, but then a girl looks up at you mid-blowjob with those big, glossy, undead eyes and you’re like, yeah, ok, fine, one more round.

This thing is basically “what if Gwen from Total Drama just said fuck it and decided her whole life is about your cock now”. No build up, no shy teasing, you’re just thrown in and she already has that bored, slightly annoyed face like she’s judging your search history while she’s on her knees. Which is kind of perfect, to be honest. They nailed her vibe: sarcastic goth girl who pretends nothing shocks her, then you tap Next and suddenly she’s taking it deeper like she’s trying to prove a point. The game is super simple, it’s literally you clicking through each scene, but the flow feels kinda like those old hentai flash clips I used to spam in Chrome during boring Zoom calls. One click, she’s licking lazily, next click, her mascara is starting to smudge and there’s spit everywhere and you’re like “ok, now we’re talking”.

The blowjob stuff is where it really lives. Her lips wrap tight around the shaft, there’s that mix of drool on chin + precum shine that looks just grimy enough. Not super “art project” clean, more like someone cared, but not too much. Sometimes it almost feels like she’s challenging you with that side-eye while she goes up and down, like “is this what you wanted, perv?” Yes. Yes it is. The best part for me is when you hit the scene change and her expression switches from chill to slightly fucked out, mouth hanging open, tongue out, waiting. It’s not some giant complicated minigame, it’s just you watching her suck and then deciding when to see the next filthy angle. The cum stuff goes hard too, honestly. There’s a full facial that looks messy, thick streaks dripping off her nose and sliding down her neck, and she kind of half smiles under it like she secretly enjoys being covered but won’t admit it. The way it pools on her chest in one of the later shots is weirdly specific, like the artist got way too interested in gravity.

What’s funny is there are a few moments that are almost strange in a good way. There is one transition where she just jumps from normal blowjob to this close-up where her mouth looks a bit distorted, teeth slightly off, and it gave me flashbacks to those cursed DeviantArt edits. But you keep clicking anyway because the rhythm of it is kinda hypnotic. I was watching it in Microsoft Edge with like ten other tabs open, Telegram pinging on the side, and still ended up just zoning into her lips moving up and down, waiting to see how they’d handle the final cumshot. When you finally let it go on her face, the amount is almost too much, like somebody hit copy-paste on the semen, but somehow that makes it more porn and less “tasteful”. I wish there was a tiny bit more sound variety or at least some subtle text reaction from her, but instead you just get her face doing all the talking and it’s… fine. I got weirdly annoyed by one tiny thing though: her bangs shift a little between scenes and once I saw it, I couldn’t unsee it, but I kept clicking anyway and now I’m stuck wanting more scenes with her throat being used like a toy while pretending I’m not. I was going to say something else about the way she swallows in one of the last shots, the little shine left on her lips after she cleans you off, but I kind of lost the thought when I went back to replay that facial again. Whatever. Gwen’s here, on her knees, mouth open, eyes up, and your only job is to hit Next and watch her get progressively more ruined.