This thing feels like someone grabbed your Steam library while drunk, smashed it together with Pornhub search history and then just said “yeah, that’s a universe now”. You start as this regular dude who absolutely should not be trusted with a portal-hopping device, and suddenly you are peeking into all these twisted versions of familiar worlds. One minute you are watching a redhead archer who is very obviously not Aloy grind her hips on some ancient machine while you are crouched in the bushes like a horny raccoon, next moment you jump to a rainy hellhole that smells like Silent Hill and Resident Evil had a baby, and Lady D is sitting on a throne with her thighs open, lazy as fuck, letting you worship her feet before she even looks at your face. The game does not even pretend to be subtle. It is like “here, you wanted Ellie with a knife and a dirty mouth, and you wanted to see if she kisses girls as aggressively as she stabs clickers? Cool, have a scene where she is shoving some punk girl against a wall, french kissing her while you watch from a half-broken window, hand in your pants, too scared to breathe because she almost catches you.”

The fun is how the game keeps throwing fanservice you did not know you wanted. Jinx is here, of course she is, wired on some shimmer knockoff, riding a dildo fixed to an old Zaun pipe and laughing like a maniac while you sneak under the catwalk to get a better angle on her dripping pussy. There is this whole cyberpunk city shard where Judy and Panam and Meredith all exist at the same time, like some weird mod that never got patched, and you get dragged into this fucked up NTR setup where your character gets to spy on Panam cheating on you with a chrome dom guy while Judy is under the table, licking Panam’s clit like it is some religious duty. You can join in, or you can just sit there and be a cuck voyeur, watching her swallow his dick on her knees while Panam moans your name by accident. The writing goes from funny to cruel in half a scene, like there is a Mass Effect corner where Miranda is using you like a toy, guiding your tongue over her ass, forcing you to rim her in an elevator, and then on the next jump you land in a cold Metro tunnel where Snezhana is giving some dirty, fast blowjob to survive and you kind of feel bad about how turned on you are.

Not everything hits right. There is a Game of Thrones cluster with Sansa, Arya, Cersei and Margaery, and it almost feels like the dev just dumped all their incest porn folder there and called it a day. One scene has Cersei sitting on the edge of a bed, her foot pressed on your chest, making you lick between her toes while she makes Sansa kneel and eat her out from behind, slow and obedient, like a trained dog, and it is hot, but then it cuts away way too soon and suddenly you are in some Tomb Raider ruin watching Lara and Kassandra compete who can make you cum faster with their mouth, and you never get closure on that foot thing. Same with Baldur’s Gate girls, like Shadowheart and Lae’zel and that green disaster Lae’zel’s friend whose name I always forget. One moment you are buried between Shadowheart’s thighs, tongue deep in her pussy, her hand on your hair pushing you to lick her ass too, soft little whines in your ear, and then the game just shoves you through another portal into some cursed TV zone that is basically The Ring with tits. Still, every now and then it nails that perfect mix of naughty fanfic and actual kink. Liara and Miranda double-teaming you, one riding your face while the other rides your cock, your hand tangled in blue skin and black hair, your vision all sweat and pussy. Lizzy Wizzy doing this weird chrome striptease before letting you jerk off on her feet. A lesbian alley scene with Zoe and Clementine lookalikes where they think no one sees them, kissing, giggling, fingers slipping into panties while rain hits the trash cans around them. Some parts feel rushed, some parts feel like the dev had one hand on the keyboard and one on their dick, but there is this stupid charm in how messy and raw it all is, like a huge crossover fanfic that forgot to be safe for work and never tried to fix itself.

This one feels like somebody took all the marriage porn threads from old forums, mixed them with late night softcore, then forgot to add a safe word. You’re not playing some overpowered stud here, you’re basically watching this young couple get pushed around by the world, and the game really enjoys twisting the knife. It’s all narrated in third person, which at first I thought I’d hate, but it actually fits weirdly well. Feels like hearing a dirty storyteller sitting behind you, whispering what the husband doesn’t see, what the wife pretends not to feel, and what the “friend” actually wants when his hand stays on her waist a bit too long. That outsider voice is cold as hell sometimes too, just describing how she shifts her thighs when she’s pretending she’s not turned on, or how he forces a smile while his boss checks out his wife’s ass in public. You’re not safe inside anyone’s head, you’re watching, like a creep in the corner.

The whole corruption angle is slow, sometimes even annoying, in that good way where you yell at the screen and still click “continue”. At the start she’s shy, holds his arm, dresses modest, and you think, ok, maybe this is the kind of game where nothing really happens, just a lot of teasing. Then first proper “accident” happens. A crowded bus, her pushed against some guy, hand that “slips” to her hip, then somehow inside her coat. Nobody says anything. The narrator just tells you how her breath changes, how she doesn’t pull away immediately, how later she tells her husband it was just too crowded and laughs it off. The game really likes this exhibitionism flavor. Short skirts that “he” suggests she wears because she “looks so cute,” club scenes where the lighting hides enough but not quite, balcony moments where windows are not as dark as they think. There’s a scene in a mall where she bends to grab a bag, and camera just stays on that angle for way too long, while the text is busy talking about what some random guy on the escalator is staring at. It’s petty, it’s hot, it’s kind of mean.

What surprised me a lot is how much of the fun is actually in all the watching. Proper voyeur energy. You get moments where the husband is literally in the next room, and the narration switches between what he thinks is going on and what’s actually happening on the couch. Little stuff, like a “massage” that goes on too low, a handjob given under a blanket while the TV is still on, her biting her lip and pretending she’s just cold. There is cheating, real cheating, not just flirty texting. Ntr and cuckold stuff hit harder here because the game takes its sweet time getting there. It starts with harmless touching, a hand on her thigh when everyone’s drinking, or a guy “helping” her cross the street holding her too close. By the time you reach outright groping in a crowded locker room, it doesn’t feel sudden, it feels like, yeah, of course that’s the next step, she already got used to being touched “by mistake”. And the 3D style they use for the characters works fine for this kind of thing. The models are not perfect, some faces look a bit stiff, and it really annoys me that sometimes their fingers don’t sit quite right on the clothes, like they float a tiny bit above, and then my brain locks on that and I miss a line of dialogue. But the bodies sell the story. Curves, subtle changes in her posture when she starts to enjoy the attention more than her husband’s approval, his shoulders slowly folding in when he realizes something’s off but can’t prove it. I wish the text box was a bit less clunky, it feels like reading a fanfic in an old app sometimes, but whatever, I still kept clicking next while swearing at the narrator for being such a smug bastard. There’s this one moment where he comes home early, hears muffled sounds from the bedroom, and the game just holds on the hallway description while you imagine what’s past the door. That pause is filthy. I kind of hated it. I kind of loved it.

It’s weird how this game stays in your head after closing it, like the smell of sweat on cheap leather. You start off thinking it’s another edgy “what would you do” type deal, but then you realize it’s laughing at that idea. The whole island thing looks clean at first, like some corporate paradise, then the edges peel back and everyone’s sweating, naked in their own power trip. The protagonist, supposed to be this regular dude, ends up a little too comfortable pulling strings - like the world flipped upside down and he just shrugged. I kinda hated him, but also couldn’t stop watching him move through those messy encounters; there’s real weight behind every thrust, like guilt mixed with adrenaline. The animation’s not perfect, some loops break immersion for a second, but then someone moans just right and you forget what was wrong.

You can tell whoever made it loves teasing moral lines. One minute you’re spying through a glass wall while a milf character toys herself pretending not to see you, next you’re dragged into a scene that feels half confession, half punishment. The “romance” parts? They hit in a twisted way - warm hands, slow breathing, a kiss that feels like surrender more than love. But damn, the sound design… somebody spent too many nights fine-tuning those wet noises. There’s a voyeur angle threaded through the whole thing, subtle and nasty in the best way. Sometimes I caught myself wondering if I was supposed to feel bad, or if that guilt was part of the kink. Then again, maybe that’s the point - no one gets out clean, even the player.

Oh, and don’t get me started on the bathroom mirror reflection - they nailed that one detail. It’s stupid, but I stared longer than I should’ve. Something about seeing his smirk reflected while he wipes his mouth after - yeah. Whatever. It’s gross and hot and kind of brilliant. I still don’t know if I enjoyed it or endured it, which probably means it did exactly what it wanted.

Feels weird to call Parasite Black a “game” when half the time it feels more like some horny, cursed holiday special I accidentally made into a tradition. I’m doing this goofy calendar-board thing on my stream where each day gets a theme, and this one ended up in the “Evil Santa’s Mistake” slot. Fits too well. You’re this poor bastard who survives a suicide mission and comes back with something inside you that really shouldn’t be there, and from that point on Mirnos basically turns into one huge “how ruined can this guy’s body and morals get” experiment. One second you’re plotting turn order in combat, next second you’re watching a milf sorceress ride you while her lactation literally stains the screen and you forget there was a fight at all. Not even joking, I missed a button prompt because I got distracted by jiggle physics and a smug dialogue line about “needing to relieve the pressure.”

What I liked is how filthy moments sneak in sideways. You open the map thinking “ok, sandbox, explore a bit, maybe loot,” and then some corrupted nun-type offers “blessings” that are basically: blow the holy guy, get tentacle’d behind the altar, then end up in a threesome where you kind of lose track who has a dick and who has a spell. There’s futa in there, but it isn’t thrown at you like a big neon sign. It just shows up in the middle of a foursome and you go “oh, ok, that’s happening now,” and it works. Same with the voyeur stuff: I was just checking a room for loot and accidentally triggered a scene where an older queen-ish gilf is getting railed by her guard, and the game straight up asks if I want to watch or join. Picked watch first, because of course I did. Regretted and didn’t regret at the same time. And the pregnancy angle sneaks up too: after enough raw fucking, some characters start talking about “consequences” and suddenly the netori scene you thought was just you banging a guy’s wife has real fallout showing up later in dialogue. That part actually stung more than I expected.

Combat is turn based but not sleepy. You actually think about who to target, where to burn skills, and there’s this fun tension because you know if you win there’s a decent chance the reward is someone stripping, someone getting their ass used, or some monster using your new “gift” in ways that are definitely not approved by any fantasy church. Sometimes fights drag a bit and I just wanted to skip to the anal or the harem event I knew was sitting behind it, especially when some early mobs feel like HP sponges. And yeah, a few routes are more polished than others. You notice it when one milf gets a full animated riding scene with different speed cycles, but the random village girl just gets a quick blowjob loop and a line that reads like a first draft. Didn’t stop me from reloading to see if I could corrupt her more though. Playing on phone is way too easy, by the way. I was on a fake “bathroom break” at work, thumb-tapping through strategy choices and then suddenly there’s this animated tentacle thing spreading a knight’s ass, and I’m speed-hitting the screen like I’m messaging on Telegram so no one walking by hears the audio. Audio that is a bit uneven, by the way, like moans are hot but some lines feel like they were recorded with different mics. Still, when you end up in a harem pile with a big-tits demon, a pregnant ex-priestess and a snarky futa elf arguing over who gets your cock first while the world is literally being eaten around you, you kind of forget to be picky. I just wish the calendar had a “too horny to function” day, because that’s where this thing belongs.