Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

Love in Hyrule feels like somebody took a horny Zelda fanfic, fed it into a slightly drunk AI, then cleaned it up just enough so you can actually follow the story. You play this clueless guy who basically gets isekai’d into Hyrule and suddenly every woman with boobs bigger than common sense is very, very interested in you. Zelda, Zaphie, Kiya, Ribo… it’s a full harem setup, and the game doesn’t pretend to be subtle about it. One moment you’re “helping the princess with royal duties”, the next she’s asking you to “inspect” her new outfit while she slowly leans forward and you’re basically staring down her cleavage like a damn perv. And the game knows you’re a perv, it teases you for it, then rewards you anyway. It’s mostly a visual novel, Ren’Py style, tap-through dialogue, simple choices. You know the drill. But the AI CG and LewdSama art combo actually works better than I expected. Sometimes you get that uncanny AI face where Zelda’s eyes are like “I can see the backrooms,” but then you hit a scene where Kiya is riding you in a ruined temple, her tits bouncing, and you forget to be critical at all.

What surprised me is how much the game plays with consent while still being very explicit. A lot of adult games just jump straight to “you’re the hero, now fuck everything with a pulse.” Here you actually get moments where a girl stops and asks if you’re okay, if she can go further, if you want to watch or touch or both. There is voyeur stuff too, like spying on a bathing scene behind some rocks, and the MC actually hesitates for a second. Of course, you still end up staring at Zelda’s wet ass, but that tiny pause makes it feel different. As an AI ethics nerd, I kinda liked that they didn’t make the women mindless sex dolls, even if they’re clearly written to exist for your dick. There is this one scene with Ribo where she pretends to be completely fine with you pushing things faster, but her dialogue feels a bit off, like the game is trying to be kinky and respectful at the same time and ends up in a weird middle spot. It’s not noncon, it just feels slightly tone-deaf in the writing, like the AI couldn’t quite parse the nuance.

Anyway, if you’re expecting deep gameplay, forget it. Choices are mostly “do you flirt harder or pretend you’re innocent” and both paths still end in someone bouncing on your cock. The teasing is the real point: a lot of slow undressing, camera angles that stay on thighs and underboob while the text keeps poking at your patience. I actually laughed when the game described Zelda’s “modest dress” while the art showed her tits barely contained and her ass pushed out like a porn thumbnail. Also, for a “mobile-friendly” thing, the text spacing sometimes goes weird and cuts a really hot line in half, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I just kept tapping anyway. There is a whole joke about the “Legend of Zenda” at one point, and nobody corrects it, which made me think the dev did it on purpose and then I started overthinking the parody angle instead of focusing on the sex scene happening on screen. Classic brain sabotage. Anyway, the game is horny, messy in a charming way, way too obsessed with big tits and big asses, and weirdly more aware of virtual consent than a lot of “serious” stuff using AI right now, while still having you peep on girls in baths like a little creep.

Doctor Doom down bad is honestly a whole mood. In this thing he is not the cool comic book villain planning galaxy brain strategies, he is basically a horny bastard who lost everything and now crawls back up by breaking girls one by one. You start small, like some sleazy trainer that somehow still thinks in monologues from Shakespeare, then bit by bit you are twisting minds, ruining heroes, and turning half the Marvel city into your personal sex zoo. The witch Ratri shows up, gives him this Dominium power that lets him push into people’s heads, and from there it is just corruption porn all the way down. You go from “please don’t touch me” to “yes master, more” with a few clicks and some dirty little scenes that feel like reading a fucked up comic scan you definitely should not have on your phone at work but you do anyway.

What really hit me is how the girls are not just random nobodies. It is all the ones I crushed on when I was younger and scrolling through fanart on DeviantArt like a creep. Susan Storm acting all proper at first, then doing anal in a cheap motel because Doom pushed just the right mental button. Black Widow trying to be stoic super spy while she is on her knees, gagging on his cock, pretending she still has control. Firestar going from bright hero to street-level whore, selling her body off because you nudged her into prostitution and then watched the gangbang through some camera like a full on voyeur. One playthrough I had Jessica Jones drunk, swearing at Doom while he has her hands tied, using her anyway, mixing that rough *** fantasy with this bitter, sad energy that honestly hit me way harder than I expected in a porn game. You flick between almost playful teasing, like a handjob under the table while the Fantastic Four are in the same room, to ugly stuff like blackmail, mind control, and using them as slaves, and the game never stops to ask if you are a good person. It just shrugs and says “you clicked it, bro.”

Sometimes the pacing is weird and the point and click stuff makes me feel like an idiot, hunting for the one pixel that actually progresses the scene while Doom is supposed to be this genius. One time I spent ages trying to trigger a Madame Hydra event and ended up stuck with Lucia von Bardas and some half-finished blowjob loop that made me want to throw my phone. The animations are janky in spots, yet then you hit a sequence with Silk stripping, tongue out, stroking him with her ass, and suddenly you forget every complaint. Delila and Mockingbird show up and I swear the game just kind of laughs at continuity, but whatever, they get naked, they get corrupted, they get used. There is this one voyeurism bit where you watch Mary Jane and Black Cat fool around while Doom just toys with them like dolls, then later you drag them into full swinging and they do it because you rewired them, not because they wanted it. If you are lonely and horny and a little broken, the whole thing feels like someone dipped your Marvel crushes in gasoline and lit a match. It is trashy, cruel, weirdly funny, and sometimes I hate myself while clicking, but I still keep going back, like Doom himself learning nothing at all.

So you're telling me someone made a Simpsons porn game where you're basically reliving high school but with all the MILF characters from Springfield? Yeah, that's... actually kind of brilliant in the most degenerate way possible. The setup is weird as hell - you're this college-aged dude who somehow ends up living with the Simpson family and attending adult education classes filled with women who couldn't finish school on time. Like, why is Marge there? Did she drop out to have Bart? The logic doesn't matter because honestly, who's playing this for the plot consistency?

The whole thing plays like someone's horny fever dream crossed with a life simulator. You've got your basic needs to manage - shower regularly or just spam deodorant like some kind of antisocial gremlin, get a job to afford gifts for the ladies, and navigate this bizarre social ecosystem where you're flirting with everyone from Lisa's teacher Ms. Krabappel to that country singer Lurleen who appeared in like three episodes. The corruption mechanics are pretty standard fare, you know the drill - start innocent, gradually push boundaries until you're balls deep in cartoon pussy. What gets me is how they included deep cuts like Janey Powell and the Mackleberry twins. Someone really did their homework on Springfield's female population.

But here's where it gets actually interesting - the sandbox nature means you can completely ignore half the cast and just focus on your favorites. Want to spend the entire game trying to bang Marge while Homer's at work? Go for it. More interested in the school setting with younger characters? They got you covered. The voyeurism elements add this creepy layer where you're basically stalking these women around town, which... look, it's fucked up but it works for what this is. The animated scenes aren't anything revolutionary but they do the job, and there's enough variety in the handjobs and vaginal scenes to keep things from getting too repetitive. Though honestly, the humor is hit or miss - sometimes it captures that Simpsons wit, other times it feels like bad fanfiction written by a horny teenager.