Liara here is not the calm space nerd you remember from your first Paragon playthrough. This thing treats her like the main course at a dirty intergalactic buffet, and the camera knows exactly what it’s doing. You load in and she’s already in that soft blue glow vibe, tits way bigger than in the games, areola huge and dark and just kind of hypnotizing. The whole thing feels like one of those NSFW mods you secretly googled on your phone while pretending to check Discord. Except here that fantasy actually responds to you. You poke, you drag, you change tempo, and Liara reacts with these breathy moans that sound a bit too happy to be “just studying Prothean ruins.” The sound design has that cheap porn energy, but it works. Like watching Pornhub with AirPods in and pretending you’re classy.

The best part is how the game leans on big bodies like it’s proud of it. Thighs thick as Garrosh’s neck, cleavage spilling out like Blizzard’s artists finally lost their filter, and that absurdly big cock you control slapping against blue skin like some cursed crossover between Mass Effect and an orc breeding fanfic you read on AO3 at 3% battery. There’s a moment where you angle the view up and Liara’s breasts just bounce into frame, nipples huge, areola taking half the screen, and you kinda forget to actually click anything for a second. It’s not “elegant sci‑fi erotica,” it’s more like “what if your teenage Shepard’s brain had access to Blender and zero shame.” The animations are not perfect, sometimes hips clip weird and her expression goes dead fish for a second, like she just alt‑tabbed mentally to check her email, but then a moan hits at the right time and you stop caring. The rhythm can get janky too, like the strokes desync slightly from the sounds, which somehow makes it feel more like a cheap old Flash game on Newgrounds, and that nostalgia is its own kind of horny. Also the loop of one particular wet sound effect feels about 2 seconds too short and it starts to feel like a TikTok audio, but yeah, you’ll live.

Thing is, this game knows exactly which brain cells it’s targeting. If you ever paused Mass Effect just to stare at Liara’s ass in the squad menu, you’re the target audience. If you know who Jaina Proudmoore is and thought “yeah, her but with Liara’s face and an orc’s cock” then welcome, you sick bastard, you’re home. It doesn’t pretend to be deep, it just shoves a big penis into a famous blue alien and lets you mess with angles and pace like some pervy cameraman on the Normandy. There’s this angle from under her, thighs framing the screen, big breasts swaying above, and you can almost hear your old Xbox wheezing under the weight of your sins. Sometimes you’ll wish there was more variation, like maybe a different position or a way to swap in some green orc skin and pretend Garrosh is breaking her in while Jaina watches from the side, but the loop is simple enough that your dick understands it before your brain does. It’s like those trashy TikTok edits of Liara but interactive and with way more cum. Not high art. Not subtle. Just lewd, loud, and very, very blue.

Kasumi in this thing looks like she walked straight out of DOA and into someone’s filthy headcanon, and I kind of respect that. She’s got that soft face and then the dev went “ok, now everything else is pure porn”. Big tits barely sitting inside the outfit, huge thighs brushing together every time she moves, nipples almost cutting through the fabric when you zoom in. The camera isn’t shy at all. You’re not dealing with some slow tease where you need ten minutes of clicking before anything naughty happens. You poke, you prod, you drag, and the game reacts. Sometimes with a moan, sometimes with a sound that honestly feels ripped from a totally different scene, like they spliced Jaina’s voice in there by mistake and went “eh, close enough”. There’s sound, but it swings between “oh damn, that’s hot” and “why does she sound like she’s in a hallway in Orgrimmar”. Still, when you’re grinding her around, you stop caring about it pretty fast.

Bass shows up like this big wall of meat. Not even pretending. Dude feels like someone pressed “Garrosh but porn” in a generator and just rolled with it. Massive orc energy even if he’s not green. And once his cock is out, it’s just pure cartoon logic. Huge, thick, veins popping, tip almost the same size as Kasumi’s whole hand. There’s this moment where you line him up between her tits, and her big soft breasts wrap around him so tight the model clips slightly at the bottom. That tiny glitch made me laugh, then I did it three more times because the view from the top angle is fucking amazing. You can switch the position, shove her up against him, ride him, push her ass up, whatever, and half the fun is just seeing what will jiggle this time and what will bug out. I nudged her thigh a bit too far once and it snapped back like rubber, like old-school WoW ragdoll, and for some reason that made the whole scene feel even dirtier.

What actually surprised me is how fast the game gives control. No boring tutorial walls, no giant text blocks about lore or whatever. It expects you already know who Kasumi and Bass are, or that you don’t care and just want to grab her hips and start. You adjust angles, play with speed, listen to her breathing go from soft to full-on whimper when you slam her down. Sometimes the sound doesn’t quite match the motion, like she moans hard when you barely touch her, and then stays quiet when you’re pounding inside her. It annoyed me for one second, then I was dragging his huge cock across her big areola and watching her tits bounce and honestly forgot what I was complaining about. There’s this one shot, when you bring the camera low and see his thick shaft disappear between her thighs while her cleavage spills out, that feels like someone’s dirty World of Warcraft crossover fanart finally got budget. I kept waiting for something more “serious” to happen, like a plot or some clever twist, but no. It’s just you, Kasumi, this walking muscle tank of a man, huge dick, heavy tits, slick sounds in your headphones, and way too many ways to make her ride until your hand gets tired before the game does.