I keep coming back to the way the balls scatter. That first break, the clack of resin, and then four of them just... gone. Pocketed. It feels like a glitch but it's the whole point. You line up a shot and suddenly the model on screen, some real woman with tired eyes and a name I already forgot, loses her top. The physics engine is drunk. A ball will clip through another or spin in place for a full second before deciding to move. I spent twenty minutes just trying to make that happen again.

The strip mechanic is tied to a combo system nobody explains. Pocket four balls in one go and she removes something. Miss and you just stare at her standing there, half dressed, looking vaguely disappointed. The arcade part is this weird pool minigame where the table feels like ice and the cue stick has no weight. Sometimes the balls just stop dead for no reason. I hate it. I keep playing it.

There's a moment when you sink a shot you didn't plan, a complete accident, and the model does this little shimmy while the bra comes off. The animation loops wrong so her arm clips through her shoulder. It's so unpolished it circles back around to being genuine. Like finding a crumpled polaroid in a parking lot. You weren't supposed to see this. The billiard part is almost secondary, just a delivery system for these awkward, unsexy striptease moments that somehow work anyway. The real models look like they're waiting for a bus. That's the appeal. Don't try to win. Just break and watch what happens.

The screen is mostly sandy beige and brown. Feels dry, like you could sc*** a fingernail across it. My mouse wheel has this slight resistance, scrolling past crumbled temple walls. That's the thing about Tunturico, it's not a looker. Deliberately. Like the devs said "fuck polish" and I'm honestly here for it. Every background looks like it was colored with half-dried markers, but the friction of it, the visual grit, somehow makes the wet sounds that come later feel louder. More real.

Got stuck on this one puzzle for ages, some dumb statue with three levers. Kept clicking and nothing. You know that thing where your brain just goes smooth? Turns out you gotta talk to a specific merchant first, but the game never tells you. Classic adventure game logic. But while I'm wandering lost, I stumble into this back alley bathhouse. The steam effect is just a semi transparent white overlay, so cheap, but there's this otter lady, a furry with slicked down fur and her eyes are half closed. The dialogue box pops up and she's talking about "forgotten practices of pleasure" and I'm thinking, yeah, sure, another lore dump. Then her paw moves. Not smoothly, the animation is maybe six frames, but the drag of those padded fingers down the protagonist's stomach, the slight pause before the handjob starts... my own stomach tensed up. That's the weird magic here. The jank makes you lean in, fill the gaps with your own sensations.

Later, much later, there's a scene with a wolf priestess. Oral sex in the inner sanctum, supposed to be this sacred ritual. The writing gets surprisingly poetic for a game that looks like a forgotten Newgrounds flash file. She talks about tasting the sun, and I snorted, but then the text described the warmth pooling under the tongue and the slight sc*** of a fang and I wasn't laughing. The male protagonist doesn't have a face, which is good, he's just a pair of hands and a dick. I wish the romance options weren't so linear though. You meet the fox, you do her quest, you get the scene. Like a checklist. The humor helps, some genuinely weird lines about cursed pottery that made me chuckle. The voyeurism tag mostly comes from peeking through cracked doors, seeing silhouettes before you're allowed in. A tease. The whole thing feels like finding a smutty comic in a library book, unexpected and kinda grimy, the paper texture almost palpable through the screen.

I went back to SexBot's sequel not for the plot, really. The sci-fi setup about some experiment gone wrong and time loops is just... there. Whatever. What got me was that one scene with the MILF character, the one where she's using this glowing toy on herself while looking right at you. The animation loops are janky as hell, her hand clips through her thigh at one point, but the way her eyes stay locked on the camera? That's the stuff. Pure yandere energy if you squint hard enough and ignore that she's supposed to be your step-something. The game doesn't lean into obsession properly, which is a crime. Give me a route where she locks me in the lab, not this harem sandbox where everyone's just... available.

The interracial scenes with the busty scientist are surprisingly hot, though. There's this one anal scene where the physics engine just gives up, her ass jiggles like water balloons, and honestly? Better than most polished AAA games. The creampie finish actually lingers, doesn't just fade to black like some cowardly devs do. But then you switch to the school setting portion and it's like a completely different game. The teasing scenes with the younger characters feel rushed, the groping mechanics are just click-and-watch, no real interaction. Why can't I decide how long to tease? The female domination bits with the alien chick almost save it, she's got this strap-on scene that made me forget the incest undertones for a solid five minutes.

The sandbox structure means you're constantly bouncing between locations, and the loading between the lab and the school breaks any tension you've built up. The titfuck animations are decent, especially with the redhead, but the handjob scenes use the exact same looping motion regardless of character. Lazy. The lesbian content feels tacked on, like they remembered they needed it for the tags. Still, I keep coming back to that MILF scene. The way she says "good boy" while the toy buzzes... my brainrot is complete. The fantasy elements are wasted, the sci-fi plot is nonsense, but the raw, unpolished sex scenes hit different at 2AM when you're looking for something that doesn't pretend to be classy.

Very wonderful song which shows all breast sizes from A to Z. Listen and appreciate so many sexy breast photos and also Z size will shock you.

Amnesia girl wakes up in a dojo and the first thing they teach her is how to mop the damn floor. That already tells you what kind of “training” you’re walking into. It starts all cute and harmless, like some slice-of-life thing where a clumsy asian girl in a tight gi is trying to remember who she is while scrubbing tatami. Then the camera suddenly decides the floor is less interesting than her ass bouncing in those short shorts, and the whole tone quietly flips from “oops I spilled the bucket” to “oops my tits are basically falling out.” The humor is pretty stupid in a good way, like hentai logic: people just accept that the dojo is half martial arts, half perv factory. You click on the obvious stuff, the not-so-obvious stuff, random props, and the game just keeps finding excuses to strip more clothes off her, or make her bend over in angles that would get you banned on Twitch in five seconds.

The point & click part is exactly what you think: poke the environment, watch her react. Sometimes you accidentally click a thing and end up triggering a scene where she has to “practice obedience” in front of a smug female instructor who clearly enjoys watching her squirm. I liked how a lot of the humiliation is low-key playful at first. Stuff like: “clean this floor in that short skirt and no panties, doors open, students walking by.” No one is screaming, there’s no overdrama, she’s just doing her best while trying not to let everyone see her wet pussy, and failing. Then later, it escalates into full-on female domination sessions where the teacher uses toys on her, fingers her until she’s shaking, then orders her to thank her properly with her mouth. The game really loves oral and teasing; there’s a long scene where she has to lick a toy slowly while the instructor “checks her form,” and you can tell the camera guy had fun zooming in. Actual sex comes in like a reward and a punishment at the same time: she gets pounded, gets a creampie, and then gets scolded for enjoying it too much. Very fair. Totally logical. Sure.

What I liked most is how shameless the 3D CG just leans into body worship. Her tits are ridiculous, soft-looking, always just barely covered until they’re not, and her ass steals the scene every time. They know it, you know it, nobody pretends otherwise. Some scenes are pure masturbation bait: she’s alone in a storage room, thinking nobody can see her, rubbing herself with a mop handle while remembering some fragmented moment, and her reflection in a polished floor panel is basically doing free exhibitionism for you. Then the door opens and yeah, humiliation speedrun any%. If you’re one of those people who laughs at the dumb setup but still watches every second, this kind of humor plus porn mix hits the spot. The writing is broken in places, some lines sound like Google Translate had a horny stroke, but honestly it kind of fits, like my own brain trying to keep up with all the teasing. Memory loss plot? It’s there, sure, but every time she’s close to getting something back, someone finds a new way to distract her with a toy or a hand between her legs or “one more special training” where she has to strip completely and service whoever is “evaluating” her discipline. The game pretends it’s about self-discovery, then just keeps turning every discovery into another reason to make her moan a little louder, in front of a few more people than last time.

The leveling system in this one is basically a lust meter disguised as relationship points, and watching that bar fill up for the teacher mom while her bully son is literally in the next room. That's the whole game right there. Not the yakuza stuff, not the revenge plot, just that tension meter ticking upward during dinner scenes where she passes the rice and her fingers linger a second too long. The game knows exactly what it's doing with those micro-interactions, little moments that don't advance any story but just build this unbearable heat.

The animations during the doggystyle scenes with the teacher. Look, I've played enough of these to know when the loop is just a loop, but something about the way her ass recoils, the slight jiggle physics they put actual effort into while the son's bedroom door is visible in the background. That's the netori mechanic working overtime. You're not just fucking his mom, you're doing it in his house, on his parents' bed probably, and the game never lets you forget whose territory you're invading. The creampie scenes have this deliberate pause afterward where the camera just sits there on the aftermath while you hear footsteps somewhere else in the house. Nobody talks about the sound design in these games but the muffled voices from other rooms during sex scenes. That's the real horror and the real turn-on simultaneously.

The harem aspect kicks in later with other female characters but honestly it dilutes the core tension. The bully's mom is the whole game. Everything else is filler content with big tits attached. The blowjob animations are decent, nothing revolutionary, but the way she maintains eye contact while her son's voice echoes from downstairs. That's the gamification of guilt and I'm not sure if it's brilliant or just manipulative. Probably both. The humor tags are doing heavy lifting because some of the dialogue during the school scenes is genuinely funny in a way that makes the later sex scenes feel more wrong. Or maybe that's just me overthinking a game where the main progression system is literally "how many times can you cum inside your bully's mother before the yakuza family finds out." Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

I almost closed the tab when the first mushroom trip hit. Not because it was bad, but because the protagonist's girlfriend starts moaning about how wet she's getting while some tribal shaman dude rubs her shoulders, and the whole thing is rendered in that particular janky 3D where the tits have their own gravitational field. You know the one. It's like someone discovered the inflate tool and never looked back. But here's the thing, I kept playing.

The voyeur stuff is where this mess actually finds its footing. There's a scene where you're hiding behind some bushes watching your girl get felt up during a "healing ritual" and the animation loops in this hypnotic way. Her eyes do that ahegao rollback thing and the sound design is just wet squelches that don't quite sync with what's happening on screen. It shouldn't work. It really shouldn't. But something about the complete lack of polish makes the whole thing feel dirtier, like you found a corrupted file on an old hard drive that you weren't supposed to see.

The choices are weirdly specific. Do you interrupt the shaman before he slides his hand lower or do you let it happen because the mushrooms are making the trees breathe? I picked the latter and the protagonist just... watched. The netorare tag is earned here, not just slapped on. Your girlfriend goes from reluctant to grinding against his fingers while making eye contact with you through the leaves. The corruption arc moves fast, maybe too fast. One minute she's blushing about taking her top off, the next she's getting double penetrated while the village women chant something. The male domination angle gets uncomfortable in ways that feel intentional but also maybe just sloppy writing. Hard to tell with the translation being what it is. "Your woman is now belonging to the earth spirits" is an actual line before a creampie scene. I laughed. Then I didn't.

Jon's life is a fucking mess. Parole, shitty apartment, family that wishes he'd disappear. Standard loser setup, right? Then a goddamn alien shows up and sticks a device in his brain. Now there's a 15 day time loop and some parasite hunt. Whatever.

The sci-fi wrapper is thin as hell but who cares when you're balls deep in your landlady while the clock ticks down. The game knows what it is. That milf tag isn't lying. First loop I spent figuring out the mechanics, second loop I had my cock in three different women before noon. The time loop gimmick means consequences don't exist. Fuck up? Reset. Want to try that anal scene with the professor again? Reset. The school setting mixes with the adult cast weirdly, like some fever dream where everyone's DTF and nobody questions why a 22 year old parolee is hanging around campus.

Graphics are 3DCG, janky in that specific way where sometimes a tit clips through an arm and you just have to laugh. But the scenes themselves. Multiple penetration, interracial, swinging, the incest stuff with the sisters who supposedly hate you. The game doesn't pretend to have morals and honestly that's refreshing. The lesbian content feels tacked on though, like someone remembered at the last minute.

Wish the parasite hunting mattered more. You get this brain device and alien mission but mostly you're just trying to fuck your way through the family tree. Not complaining exactly. Just. The simulator part works. The vaginal and anal scenes have variety even if the animations get repetitive. By loop five I was speedrunning to specific encounters, skipping dialogue I'd seen before. The writing's not winning awards but when your sister finally stops ignoring you and. Well. You know.

The mom in Sweet Revenge has this thing she does with her eyes. It's not a wink exactly, more like she's measuring you for a coffin but the coffin is her cleavage. I kept clicking forward just to see if she'd do it again. The 3DCG models are stiff as hell, like everyone's spine got replaced with a broomstick, but somehow that makes the teasing scenes land harder. She leans in, those massive tits threatening to spill out of her blouse, and the whole thing feels like a threat.

You play some dude who got wronged back in school and now he's back to settle scores through the power of boners. I think. The kinetic novel thing means you're just along for the ride, no choices, which normally I'd hate but here it's almost relaxing. Like watching a porno where someone else is holding the remote. The milf character, god, she knows exactly what she's doing. There's this one scene where she's "helping" you with something and the camera just lingers on her ass while she bends over a desk. You know it's coming. She knows you know. The game knows you know. Still works.

The oral sex segments are where the animation budget clearly went. Everything else is static poses but then suddenly there's actual movement and I nearly choked on my drink. The female domination angle creeps in gradually. At first you think you're the one getting revenge but by the third scene she's got you calling her ma'am while she takes control. The titfuck sequence, I mean, it's what you're here for. The creampie finish is predictable but the buildup, the way she keeps talking down to you the whole time, that's the real payoff. The school setting barely matters after the first five minutes. It's just an excuse to get these two in a room together. The romance tag is doing some heavy lifting, this is more like psychological warfare with orgasms. I forgot to mention the big ass tag but yeah, it's there, prominently. The whole thing runs in browser so you can alt-tab fast when someone walks in. Not that I'd know anything about that.