Temari Sex Straddle Game feels like someone took that dumb “what really happened after the Shikamaru vs Temari fight” joke and just went all in on it, no filter. You’re dropped right into this POV setup where Shikamaru already won, already has her pinned, and the whole “shadow control” thing is basically just an excuse for him to use her body like a toy. No buildup, no romance crap, just straight to Temari riding cock out in the open like the desert wind forgot to cover her. She’s on top, hips grinding, and it’s that weird mix of her looking annoyed at first, then suddenly really into it, like, yeah, she’s supposed to be the tough Suna kunoichi but her pussy clearly didn’t get the memo. The game leans hard into that: her moans spike every time you push the pace, her face goes from “this little shit” to “don’t you dare stop” faster than Shikamaru can say “what a drag.”

The actual “game” part is simple as fuck, which somehow works here. You’re mostly focused on timing and rhythm, making her bounce harder, faster, holding her just on the edge when she’s clenching around you and begging silently for that creampie while pretending she’s still in control. At some point I caught myself watching her tits and mouth instead of the controls and missed a perfect chance to slam her down for a deep thrust, which annoyed me more than it should. There’s that moment when you’re pushing her pace, she throws her head back, hair all over the place, and you can almost hear the whole Konoha stadium gasping even though no one’s actually there. The outdoor vibe is low-key hot: like they just finished the official match and now they’re having this secret bonus round on the same ground where everyone was cheering before. It feels dirty in that “this should not be happening here” way, especially when you line up the final cumshot and bury it inside her instead of painting her belly or face. She’s clenching around the cock, pussy dripping, and you can tell the game really wants you to give her a full creampie, like that’s the only right answer. Funny part is, the sound of her body slapping against you is great and the volume of the cum is nice, but the way her breath loops at some point made me open another tab just to stop thinking about it. Still kept playing though. Naruto canon died for this and I’m weirdly okay with it.

This Zelda parody hits different than your typical fan game bullshit. Love in Hyrule throws you into some alternate timeline where Princess Zelda's got three other girls hanging around and everyone's horny as hell. The whole isekai angle works surprisingly well here - you're not Link, you're just some random dude who ended up in Hyrule and now these four women want to jump your bones. Zelda's still got that royal attitude but she's way more forward about what she wants. Ribo and Zaphie feel like original characters that actually belong in this world instead of feeling tacked on, and Kiya... well, she's got her own thing going on that I won't spoil.

The RenPy engine does its job fine, though the interface feels a bit clunky sometimes when you're trying to navigate between scenes. LewdSama's artwork carries this whole thing - the character designs stay true to the Zelda aesthetic while being sexy as fuck. Each girl has distinct personality quirks that come through in both dialogue and sex scenes. The harem setup doesn't feel forced either, which is rare for these kinds of games. You're not collecting waifus like Pokemon cards, there's actual relationship building happening between the steamy bits. Some of the dialogue gets cheesy but in that good way where you're laughing with it instead of at it.

What really surprised me was how much effort went into making Hyrule feel lived-in. You're not just clicking through sex scenes, there's actual exploration and world-building happening. The romance progression feels natural too - these aren't just fuck dolls waiting for you to show up, they've got their own motivations and desires. The hot scenes are well-written and varied enough that each character feels unique in bed. Fair warning though, this definitely leans into the fantasy fulfillment side of things rather than trying to be some deep narrative experience. But honestly? Sometimes that's exactly what you want from a Zelda porn game.

The Lions introduced me to the ins and outs of Quahog and I swiftly began to recognize the town and its people. Along the way, I also uncovered the deeper rules and goals the game demanded.

What blew me away was how much detail they’d packed into everything. And the visuals? Absolutely stunning – almost too real.

This game was no walk in the park either; it challenged me while rewarding every small victory. Exploring Quahog became an obsession, as I dove headfirst into missions and met a cast of vivid characters.

I couldn’t stop playing, completely hooked from the first moment. Discovering secrets, overcoming obstacles, and getting tangled in the town’s twists - it all made the experience addictive.

If you’re anywhere near curious about diving into a world where story, challenge, and realism collide, this game is your ticket. Once you step into Quahog, the Lions’ welcome is just the beginning - what you do next will pull you deeper into the madness.

So gear up to explore every dark alley, encounter every tempting character, and push your limits with every mission completed. Quahog isn’t just a place to visit; it’s a world you’ll want to own, master, and crave again and again..

Episode 30 feels like opening a dirty little window in your browser and suddenly the air smells like wet fur, cheap perfume and bad ideas. You click, it loads, and right away you’re dragged again into this weird half-cute half-filthy world where every “monster” is basically a walking fetish in bright colors. It pretends to be all about quests and maps and story, but we both know why you’re actually here. One second you are reading some silly line about exploring a new area, next second your pants are at your knees and you’re watching a slime girl get railed from three angles like it’s the most normal thing in the world. The game has that cheap-porn energy, like a bootleg Pokémon game made by a guy who watched too much hentai and never touched grass, and I honestly kind of love it for that. It’s horny, shameless, sometimes dumb as hell, and then suddenly there’s a line of dialogue that hits you like “oh wow, he actually tried here.”

The new Pussymon in this episode are exactly that kind of sweet trash. You meet one in the middle of a quest that sounds serious at first, something about a new area and a boss, but by the end of the fight you’re not thinking of stats, only how fast you can see her bend over. The animations look better than earlier episodes, the hips move smoother, the tongues actually feel like they’re licking something, not just sliding in air. At the same time, some scenes repeat a bit too much and you notice the loop, but your hand still doesn’t stop. There’s this boss Pussymon that pretends to be dangerous, roaring and glowing, and ten seconds later she’s moaning with her legs wide open while you click like a maniac. I liked the small joke where one character “forgets” to wear clothes in a serious story bit, and nobody in the team reacts like it’s strange at all. Just another naked monster girl talking about destiny. I wish there were more choices that actually changed scenes, but whatever, I still ended up abusing the cheat thing and skipping half the grind, then going back because I missed some dirty angle. My Chrome almost froze when I had too many tabs open with wikis and hentai sites and this thing running, and I got annoyed by a tiny typo in one line that nobody else will ever care about, but I kept playing anyway. You wander a bit, click some fights, laugh at the stupid humor, catch another wet little beast and make her scream your name with that looping sound that gets stuck in your head like a cursed song. By the time the episode ends, it feels short and long at same time, like a quick jerk that accidentally turned into a full night of “just one more scene” while furry knockoff mons keep begging you to fill them again and again.