I almost closed the tab when the loading screen hit. Flying Tree Frog, man. Their f-series games have this energy, like someone coded with one hand and a grudge, and Cattleya's version leans into that hard. She's there, huge and soft in that messed up way where clothes feel more like suggestions. The parody thing with Queen's Blade is a joke, right? Nobody cares about the lore here, we're here because the breast expansion tag delivered exactly what it promised and then some. The glasses stay on during most of it, which is a weirdly specific win for me.

You click around, drag things, and suddenly you're four positions deep in a farm setting that makes zero sense. There's this one animation where she's on her back and the creampie scene dragged on so long I thought my browser froze. Spoiler: it didn't. The dildo interaction is... there, I guess, but it feels like an afterthought compared to just undressing her and going straight to pounding. At one point I triggered an orgasm by accident and the sound effect was so compressed I laughed out loud, which killed my boner but also, respect? It's so unpolished. The big boobs clip through her arms half the time and the brunette hair physics are whatever.

But look, you get what you pay for. The alternatives out there with similar tags all try to be slick and fail. This one knows it's grimy. My only real complaint is you can't save a state. You close the tab and have to crawl back through the undress loop like a degenerate, which maybe is the point. If they dropped some DLC with a proper mom roleplay voiceover, not the cheap moaning, actual nasty talk, I'd probably lose my mind. Maybe add a scene with a second character, someone from the same series, to break up the solo milf monotony. Cattleya just stares at you while you click, patient as hell. Deserves a better game, but this one will do.

I keep thinking about the way her tits rest on that desk in the first scene. Not the animation, not the dialogue, just the weight of them. The artist understood something fundamental about hentai that most parody games miss completely. Lara Croft isn't interesting because she raids tombs. She's interesting because the original polygon count forced everyone to imagine what wasn't there. This game fills in those gaps with the kind of obsessive detail that makes you wonder if the creator is okay. The areola shading alone suggests someone who has thought about nothing else for months.

The adventure framing is barely there. You click through some jungle nonsense, a cave maybe, I already forgot. What sticks is the masturbation sequence where she's alone in the tent and the CG shifts to this weirdly intimate angle. Her hand moves and the loop is maybe three frames too short so it stutters in a way that accidentally feels more real than smooth animation ever could. Like catching someone who thinks they're alone. The visual novel structure means you're just clicking to advance but honestly I spent most of the time staring at the static images between transitions. There's one where she's on all fours and the sweat droplets are individually drawn. Individually. On a parody porn game. Who does that.

The big boobs physics are absurd in the best way. They don't move like real breasts. They move like the Platonic ideal of breasts, the Form of Tits that exists in some higher realm. Every bounce is a philosophical argument about exaggeration versus authenticity in erotic art. The game doesn't care about your opinion on this. It just keeps showing you Lara touching herself with this expression that's somewhere between the original character and something entirely new. The parody aspect is loose. She has the braid and the shorts and that's about it. No tombs were raided in my playthrough unless you count the one in her pants which I'm sorry that was terrible but this game made me stupid. The CG quality varies wildly. Some scenes look like a professional doujin, others like a talented amateur's Patreon exclusive. The inconsistency is almost charming. You never know what you're getting when you click next. That unpredictability kept me going more than the actual story which I think involved a curse but I stopped reading the text boxes after the third scene. The words are just obstacles between the images.

Fuck me, this thing is basically a character creator with a happy ending. You get these eight girls, right, and you can mess with their looks, their hair, the whole deal. The blonde with the big... personality, she was my first stop. You can change her outfit to something that barely counts as clothing, and yeah, it does the trick.

The actual sex part is where it gets simple but effective. Four positions to cycle through, and the POV is right in your face, literally. I spent an embarrassing amount of time on the redhead with the freckles. You can position the view so when the titfuck animation loops, the physics feel just bouncy enough to keep you staring. The facial at the end is the whole payoff, and you can customize how much... evidence gets left behind. I mean, that's the whole game, right there.

The customization is weirdly deep for something this straightforward. You can tweak the cumshot transparency which, okay, I didn't know I needed that slider until I saw it. The blowjob animation loops a bit fast, like the girl's jaw would be dislocated in real life. But who cares about realism. I do wish there was a way to just randomize everything and see what chaos happens. Maybe there is, I just kept clicking the same buttons. The titfuck position with the blonde in that specific blue outfit is just... it's my go-to now, which probably says something about my brain being completely cooked by these games.

I gotta say, the whole premise of D20 Magic Dice is so stupid it wraps back around to genius. You're at a party, then poof, white void, and a sentient D20 is reading your mind and making your horny thoughts real. It's the kind of setup that makes you snort, but then you're clicking through and suddenly Tsunade is there with her absolutely ridiculous chest barely contained, and you stop caring about logic.

The art is deliberately rough in places, like someone sketched it while very, very focused on specific anatomy. And honestly? That's the charm. When Makima from Chainsaw Man shows up with that dead eyed stare and proportions that defy physics, the janky linework somehow makes it hotter than a polished render would. The uncensored scenes don't try to be artistic, they just deliver exactly what you clicked for. There's a moment with Nico Robin's multiple limbs that I'm still not sure was a bug or a feature, but I'm not complaining.

The crossover chaos is what keeps you clicking. One minute you're awkwardly talking to Zelda, the next Widowmaker is giving you that look, and Rumi Usagiyama's bunny suit makes an appearance that had me forgetting what dialogue option I picked. The dice mechanic is barely a mechanic, more of a flimsy excuse to jump between franchises, but when it lands you on a scene with Lady Tsunade and Ada Wong sharing screen time, you forgive everything. The writing is clearly translated by someone who learned English from porn sites, which somehow makes the dirty talk funnier and filthier at the same time. I wish there was more actual game here, but the devs clearly know what they're making and aren't pretending otherwise. The Fate characters feel a bit phoned in compared to the MHA ones, but then you get a scene with Rumi that makes you forget Fate exists entirely.

The sliders go way further than you think they will. I spent maybe twenty minutes just on the hip width and thigh gap, trying to get that specific look where she's built like a brick shithouse but still has that anime face. You can make the tits comically huge or almost flat, same with the ass, and the muscle tone slider actually changes the silhouette, not just the shading. There's a belly bulge option that I didn't expect, which is a nice touch for certain... scenarios.

The whole thing is basically a dress-up doll for perverts, and I mean that as a compliment. You got your standard fantasy elf ears, demon horns, cat tails, but also some weird sci-fi shit like cybernetic arms and glowing tattoos. The clothing options are sparse right now, like a bikini, some torn stockings, a school uniform top that doesn't close. But the color picker is deep, you can make the nipples any color of the rainbow, which is weirdly fun. I made a green-skinned orc girl with bright pink nips and a massive strap-on. Because why not.

The UI is clunky as hell, like it was made by someone who codes better than they design. Buttons overlap sometimes, and the save feature is hidden in a menu that makes no sense. You can't pose the character, which is a bummer. She just stands there in a T-pose, staring at you with dead eyes while you rotate her around. I wish there was a way to change the facial expression, even just a smile or an open mouth. That's not happening anytime soon, I bet.

The whole point is to make a character for roleplay, but honestly I just spent an hour making a busty nun with a demon tail and called it a day. The export feature gives you a PNG with a transparent background, which is nice for using in other stuff. But the game itself doesn't have any scenes or animations. It's just a mannequin. A very customizable mannequin. If you're into character creators, this will scratch an itch. If you want actual porn, look elsewhere.

The sound design is almost nothing, just a soft loop that could be from a waiting room, and honestly it works. You're not here for the music. The whole thing looks like a cheap parody that got the hair color right but not much else, and somehow that's the charm. Jessica's tits are massive, like two planets with their own gravity, and the titfuck option is the first thing you try because why wouldn't you. The mouse shaking mechanic gets old fast but the payoff, a white mess across her freckled chest, is satisfying in a trashy way.

The threesome with your "friend" is weird because he just appears, no dialogue, like a ghost with a boner. You take turns, one in her mouth, one behind, and the progress bar fills up for both of you. I forgot which button switches positions and just clicked around until something happened. The anal scene is the same as the vaginal one except she says "oh" in a slightly higher pitch. I think. I wasn't paying attention to her voice.

What got me is how the redhead thing is both the whole point and completely ignored. Her hair is more orange than red, and nobody mentions it. Not once. You can blow your load on her face and she blinks like she's waiting for a bus. The cumshot stays there, a little too bright, like someone used whiteout. Then you do it again because there's nothing else to do. The game doesn't care if you finish. It just waits.

You know that scene in every harem anime where the protagonist walks into a room and freezes because the busty onee-san type is just... there? Existing. Taking up space with her presence and her chest. That's the whole game. Fucktown Artworks Sexhibition drops you into a gallery on a quiet Sunday and immediately there's this woman in a dress that's working overtime. The fabric is basically a suggestion at that point.

I spent way too long on the first screen just looking at the background paintings. There's this one landscape piece that's genuinely not bad. The art style for the environment has this rough, almost hurried quality, like someone sketched it while excited about something else entirely. Which they probably were. The woman's design is where all the attention went. Her proportions are absurd in that specific hentai way where her boobs have their own gravitational field. The pickup dialogue is what you'd expect from a simulator tag, cheesy lines that somehow work because the game says they work. It reminds me of those old Flash dating sims on Newgrounds where you'd just click through increasingly desperate compliments until clothes started disappearing. Except here the seduction is more about showing off what you've got. The "how big your cock is" part isn't subtle. At all.

The creampie finish is the main event and it's animated with this weirdly satisfying loop. The cumshot physics are questionable but in a charming way, like a low budget OVA from the 90s. What bothers me is the lack of any real buildup. You meet her, you fuck her. That's the plot. I mean, I wasn't expecting a visual novel with branching paths and a tearful confession scene under cherry blossoms, but maybe just one more dialogue option? A coffee first? The milf tag is there but she reads more like a mature college student. Not that I'm complaining. The whole thing is a quick, dirty fantasy that knows exactly what it is. The kind of game you alt-tab out of when someone walks in, not because you're ashamed but because explaining the context would take longer than the actual gameplay.

F-series really said let's take Bulma, stuff her into a bunny suit, and call it a day. I respect that. No bullshit lore dumps, no fake RPG mechanics, just DBZ parody tits and a dildo that appears when you click the right buttons. The green hair is a choice. It's not the right shade, not even close to Toriyama's minty aqua, more like someone left a highlighter in the wash. But whatever, I'm not here to critique color grading when there's a spread shot waiting behind the third arrow.

The clicking. God, the clicking. Left side buttons do one thing, right side do another, and the blue arrows cycle through poses like a flipbook made by a very horny intern. There's this one frame where she's got the playboy bunny ears tilted just so and the orga face hits, pupils rolled back, tongue out, the whole hentai starter pack. It's the cumshot scene obviously. You know the one. Where the posi is just chef's kiss. I spent way too long on that single frame. Like, genuinely forgot the other arrows existed. The dildo toggle is right there on the left panel and I kept clicking it on and off just to watch the animation stutter. It's not smooth. It's janky as hell. But that jank has charm, like a bootleg figure where the paint's a little off but you love it more for that.

I wish there was a Bulma with her classic capsule corp jacket. Just saying. The bunny suit is hot but it's also... expected? Low hanging fruit. Give me scientist Bulma getting railed over a workbench. But that'll never happen because this is F-series and they know their lane. The whole thing runs in browser so no install headaches, just straight to the degenerate clicking. My mouse hand cramped up. Not from that, get your mind out of the gutter. Well, maybe a little from that.

Customization sliders on the left, fuck controls on the right. That's the whole UI and somehow it works better than half the bloated porn games clogging up itch.io. You get a redhead with massive tits, a blonde in lingerie, whatever. Tweak the hair, the face, the room lighting. She just stands there with this blank slave expression while you mess with her look like some kind of degenerate character creator.

Then you hit the action buttons and it's straight to creampie town. Speed controls let you go from lazy Sunday thrusts to jackhammer mode. The blonde's tits bounce with this weird physics that's honestly jank but in a way that loops back around to hot. Like watching an old Flash animation where the artist really tried. The redhead has bigger assets and the collision detection gets confused sometimes, her chest clipping through her own arms. Still fapped though.

No story. No dialogue. No "oh master" voice lines. Just a customizable fuck doll and some buttons. The environment changes are whatever, different colored rooms I guess. Who's looking at the wallpaper when there's a lingerie-clad slave getting railed? The creampie finish is the only real goal here and it delivers what it promises.

Reminds me of those old Newgrounds dress-up games but for adults. Remember those? Spent way too much time on those back in the day. This is basically that but with penetration mechanics.

The lack of sound is weird. Complete silence except for... nothing. Just clicking and visual feedback. Some ambient moans would've gone a long way. Or even bad royalty-free music. Something. The silence makes it feel more clinical than it should.