Boruto in this game feels less like a hero and more like that horny disaster main guy from a messy romance anime who suddenly got handed a cheat power that strips everyone’s brakes off. Not mind control, not some magic “you love me now”, more like turning up the volume on what they already want and then watching them try to pretend nothing is happening. One late meeting with this strange hooded freak in the street and boom, the whole village turns into a pressure cooker of lust, shame and “I definitely shouldn’t be doing this but I’m already touching you so fuck it”. The game leans hard into that feeling. You walk around like in a small RPG sandbox, poking at people’s boundaries, watching them crack a little, then a lot. Hinata, Sakura, Sarada, even the “proper” types, they all feel like they have this hidden script under the skin, and your new power finds it. One moment Hinata is doing the worried mom thing, nagging you about training, next moment she’s blushing so hard you know she’s picturing your cock buried in her and hating herself for it. The game lets you push. Or not. Sometimes the nicest scenes come from being patient. Sometimes you just bend her over the table and pound her full of cum until she’s dripping down her thighs, whispering “I’m a bad mother” while still begging for more.

What surprised me is how much actual “story feel” there is between the porn beats. It’s not just walking from sex scene to sex scene. There’s this weird tension like a romance anime that lost its PG rating way too early and never looked back. You have those long talks with Sarada where she tries to act like a serious future leader, except you notice how often her eyes flick to your crotch after a certain event. Then you get that first scene where you corrupt that seriousness, bit by bit, maybe starting with “innocent” groping during training, ending in you filling her ass while she bites her glove to not scream your name. The turn based combat is almost funny in contrast, like someone glued a small classic RPG onto a corruption doujin. It works though. Beating some random threat in an alley and then using the stress of the situation to corner a flustered girl into giving you a sloppy, rushed blowjob feels way more dirty than if it just appeared in a menu. There are choices, too, and not all of them are cozy. You can humiliate, you can be gentle, you can act like a dom asshole with a soft spot. One route had me spanking Sakura so hard her ass turned bright red and she still tried to scold me like a teacher, right up until I slid inside her and she completely lost the act. Another run I tried to play more submissive, letting one of the girls take charge and peg me with that unexpected futa situation, and honestly it hit like that one weird hentai manga you secretly keep saved in a separate folder on your phone. Incest tension with Hinata is handled like a slow-burn car crash, every choice making it worse and hotter at the same time. On top of that, the AI style CG gives everything this slightly unreal, dreamy quality that fits the whole “desire is leaking into reality and nobody is safe” vibe. Some scenes are rough, some are loving, some are just trashy and fun, and the game kind of shrugs and tells you: this is on you. You wanted this.

Kinda weird how they made Mikasa look softer here. Like she’s still got that cold stare, but when you’re actually clicking through the options, she blushes in this awkwardly human way, almost shy. It threw me off for a sec. The first few minutes are just me messing with her outfit - scarf on, scarf off, hair a bit shorter, those little slider bars that don’t always do what you expect. One moment she’s this battle-hardened soldier, next she’s biting her lip like she’s trying not to moan too loud. The physics? Well, sometimes her chest moves like it’s got its own heartbeat, other times totally stiff, and I kinda liked that inconsistency. Makes it feel less copy-paste, more like a rough fan project made by someone who actually watched the show too many times.

There’s this minigame part where you’re supposed to “earn her trust” or whatever, but it’s basically just clicking timing circles while she’s half dressed. I failed it on purpose once just to see what happens - yeah, she gives you that disappointed glare, and somehow that’s hotter than the reward scene. The sound mix feels off, though, like the moans are recorded in a bathroom, echoey. Doesn’t matter, I still had my headphones on, pretending I didn’t notice. At one point I forgot what I was even supposed to be doing, just kept changing her eyes from angry to soft to angry again, like flipping moods in real life.

If they ever add DLC, I kinda hope it’s just more expressions. Not more sex positions, weirdly enough - just more faces. She’s got that look like she knows you’re wasting time but still plays along. Oh, and the scarf stays on in the best scenes, which is honestly perfect. I tried showing it to myself later (if that makes sense) and it still hit the same way. It’s dumb, rough around the edges, but I swear it captures something that the polished stuff never does.

Midna finally gets what every horny fan on the internet has been drawing for years, and it’s just as dirty as your old browser history. This little imp from Twilight Princess is dropped straight into a private sex menu where she basically exists to service that big Hylian cock in every way you’ve secretly wanted since you were “just looking up Zelda lore on Google Images.” No plot, no hero’s journey, no saving Hyrule, only Midna staring at your screen like, “yeah, I know why you’re here, you filthy human, pick something from the corner and stop pretending.” You click an option, and suddenly her tiny body is wrapped around a thick shaft, those small tits bouncing a bit while her hands jerk you off with that smug expression that probably awakened half of the fandom in the first place. She’s got that mix of bratty and needy, like she’s mocking the size and still drooling over it, and it makes her handjob scenes feel like an insult and a reward at the same time. Very motivating combo, by the way.

Then the mouth comes into play and it honestly hits different. When she takes it in, the way her head moves and her lips stretch is weirdly satisfying, like someone actually paid attention to the sucking, not just looped some lazy motion. One second she’s working the shaft with both hands, the next her tongue’s all over the tip, and you’re just there thinking, “I really shouldn’t be this turned on by a gremlin from a Nintendo game,” while your mouse keeps clicking new angles like you’re browsing TikTok, but instead of dances it’s deepthroat. The anal part is where the game just stops pretending to be classy at all. Small imp, big cock, tight hole, and she still looks like she’s half annoyed, half addicted to it. Watching her get it in the ass, with her back arched and her hips pushed out, is that kind of scene you tell yourself you’ll watch once, just to check, and twenty minutes later you’re still there, trying every variation of speed like you’re testing a new vibrator setting. The cumshots are absolute porn-brain territory too, no subtlety, just thick white mess all over her face, in her mouth, dripping from her ass, like the artist had one goal: “make sure the player knows this guy definitely didn’t pull out.” And you do know. Repeatedly.

What’s funny is how simple the whole thing is and still it worms into your brain. It’s just you, a list of actions in the corner you keep pretending not to hover over, and Midna being a complete pervert about every single one. There’s something oddly charming about how she goes from smug little troll to cum-soaked toy, then back to smug like nothing happened, like she’s ready to tease you again and you’re the only one embarrassed here. Sometimes the small tits work even better because the focus is on her expressions and the cock she’s worshipping, not some giant bouncing balloons blocking the view. Then again, when she’s riding, her chest moves just enough to remind you they’re there and honestly that sells the motion more than any huge anime chest could. I kept switching between oral and anal like I was changing Spotify tracks, hunting for that “just right” rhythm, and when the final spurt hits and you see her swallow or feel it dripping out of her used asshole, it’s this filthy little payoff that makes you think, “yeah ok, one more round,” which is obviously a lie you believe every time. The whole thing feels like a very specific thirst from a very specific part of the internet somehow got turned into a toy you can actually click and play with, and if you were ever even slightly weak to Midna fanart, good luck pretending you’re not going to check every single option at least twice.

Your pap dies off-screen, leaves you his whole damn job in Soul Society, and you’re still basically a horny newbie who barely remembers which captain hates which. That’s the vibe here. You’re thrown in as the new commander, everyone calls you “taicho” with that fake respect, and half the time you’re trying to decide if you should fix the political mess or just fuck your way through it. First scene already tells you how it goes: one minute you’re at a funeral, the next you’re staring at Rukia’s legs way too long and thinking “yeah this is not how a responsible leader behaves” while the game kinda smiles and says, “good, keep going.” It doesn’t pretend to be epic and serious, even when it tries. You talk to captains, you mess with schedules, send squads on missions, but every choice has that “ok but how does this help me get into her pants” feeling. Sometimes it’s soft stuff, like walking Hinata-style shy girls out of their shell with dumb little compliments, sometimes it’s straight up “I’m your commander, get on your knees” and the game doesn’t flinch at all.

What really hooked me was how dirty it gets once you stop being polite. At first I was like “I’ll play the good boy,” trying to keep everyone friendly, but you run into Rangiku and her tits are basically their own cutscene, spilling out of the uniform every time she bends forward. You can tease her, get teased back, or just push it into rough territory if you set your dominance high enough. Same with Yoruichi. One route she’s trolling you, laughing in your face, making you jerk off like a dog while she watches. Different route, you’ve got her on all fours, collar biting into her neck, ass up and dripping while you decide if it’s going to be slow pussy worship or full-on choke-and-cream. The game doesn’t hide the nasty stuff: sleep sex scenes, voyeurism when you spy on captains bathing, lesbian side events with girls grinding on each other while you’re just there stroking, ahegao faces that would get you banned on Instagram in one second. It’ll let you titfuck Orihime on your office chair, footjob from some smug captain who pretends she hates you, sex toys stuffed into subordinates while they’re trying to keep a straight face in meetings. One moment you’re holding a sweet romance flag with someone like Inoue, later you’re watching her gag on your cock while her eyes roll up, drool everywhere, and then you still go to a “respectful” briefing like nothing happened. The AI CG actually surprised me a bit, sometimes it looks weird on fingers but then you get a midnight creampie scene with Nel or a rough blowjob with Tsunade-tier milf and suddenly you forget everything you wanted to complain about. I still hate that tiny menu button that’s slightly off-center and my brain screams every time I tap it, but yeah, this is one of those games where you say “ok, just one more scene” and then your dick hurts but you still click.

First time I launched *House of Shinobi*, I kinda laughed because the main menu music tried *so hard* to sound grand and brooding that it looped in this weird offbeat way - almost like the composer’s laptop was overheating. But then something strange happened. I got pulled in. The way the game paces itself - slow, quiet scenes between sudden bursts of raw, filthy intensity - reminds me of watching late-night anime on a borrowed DVD player when the volume button didn’t work and you had to ride the tension between “God, this is hot” and “Please don't let anyone walk in.” That feeling’s still there, buried under all the messy UI. I swear I stared at the save screen for full five minutes wondering which thumbnail was my actual progress. But that’s kind of the point: it’s accidental intimacy mixed with clunky obsession.

When the game goes erotic, it doesn’t hold back. The moans aren’t cleanly recorded; they’re layered like someone mixed them through an old cassette filter, and somehow it fits better than most ‘HD’ adult games. The scenes with Tsunade and Hinata hit different moods - one warm and messy, the other oddly gentle, like you’re being dared to keep eye contact. It’s not just pixel art but deliberate rhythm: the breathing, the softened thuds, the moment right before a slap lands. Even the humiliation stuff - which I usually skip - felt written by someone who hates and loves their characters at once. That inner contradiction, man… it gets under your skin.

The funny part? Every now and then, the sandbox sections drag you into managing chores or wandering alleyways, like filler episodes in the middle of chaos. I both hated and loved it. It kinda reminded me of grinding in *Honey Select* but with accidental moral consequences. And let’s be honest: nobody needs a moral lesson after three back-to-back creampie routes, yet when Kushina looks at you afterward and says nothing, that silence lingers. Maybe the game isn’t trying to say anything deep. Or maybe it’s mocking the idea that desire ever needed a reason. I still don’t like the font, though.

You open this thing on your phone, half expecting another cheap porn clickbait, and suddenly you’re a guy who accidentally pissed off a demon and got turned into one, then yeeted back into some messed up version of the Demon Slayer era. Everyone looks familiar, but nothing is quite right. Nezuko is hotter and way more flirty than she should be, Kanao is shy but actually gets horny if you push the right buttons, Mitsuri’s tits are ridiculous even by hentai standards, and then you’ve got futa demons and MILF characters who really don’t respect personal space. It feels like you somehow matched with the whole Demon Slayer cast on Tinder and they all agreed to meet on the same night. Bad idea. Very good idea.

This isn’t just “click next, see boobs, cum, close tab.” You’re walking around in a sandbox map, chasing events, picking where to go, who to talk to, and who to piss off. You run into Shinobu and you’re thinking “ok, soft sadist vibe, let’s go,” and next second you’re stuck in this turn based fight where you’re half-hard and half-panicking because if you screw up your choices you get your ass kicked instead of getting to pin her to a tree. One minute you’re flirting with Tamayo in a calm, polite way, the next you’re getting dragged into some horny demon brawl with Susamaru who talks shit while bouncing her boobs like they’re part of the attack animation. I liked how the combat and sex both feel like trials: fail and you get punished, win and you’re rewarded with a scene that doesn’t feel copy-pasted. The game pretends to be about “good path” and “evil path” but honestly? Half the time you’re just choosing between “fuck them lovingly” or “fuck them while acting like a complete bastard.” It’s still romance though, in that trashy Pornhub comments kind of way.

The part that really got me is how everyone sort of recognizes you as this familiar guy from their world, but also not. You kinda look like a certain water boy, but not really. Giyu treats you weird, like he wants to stab you and also trusts you, and if you push into the evil route you can use that to break him a bit. There’s furry stuff popping in from nowhere, futa demons that show up when you’re already juggling a harem, and some of the Ubuyashiki family are way too bangable for people who are supposed to be background support characters. The 3D models have that “mobile porn game ad” feeling, like, sometimes the physics go a little crazy, tits clipping through clothes, and I actually love it because it feels dirty and wrong, like you opened a bootleg Demon Slayer porn app you weren’t supposed to find. One second you’re having this almost sweet scene with Aoi where she’s patching you up and blushing at your abs, and the next you’re balls deep in a demon MILF in the woods, trying to remember if you picked the “help humans” path or the “ruin everyone” path. It pretends to be about morality, but deep down it’s about seeing how far you can push these characters into your personal pervy timeline, and how much you can abuse the fact you’re not fully human anymore. Honestly feels less like a heroic journey and more like horny time travel speed dating where every route ends with someone calling you a monster while still begging for another round.

Warm sand under your back, that lazy dead-fish feeling after too much sun, and suddenly the whole world is just ass. Not metaphorical ass, not “thicc” like people spam in comments, but two animated legends grinding reality out of focus: Android 18 with her perfect ice-queen blonde vibe and Erza with that wild red hair that looks like it still smells like battle smoke and perfume. They are on the beach with you, but also not really “with” you, more like on you, around you, over you. The game starts in that half-dream state where you’re not sure if you passed out from heat or from scrolling too long on Pornhub. Then the screen settles, the loop hits, and you’re basically pinned there, face in the danger zone, while they twerk slow and teasing, asses so close you feel like your monitor might grow taste buds. It’s that kind of short, dirty fantasy that feels like someone took all the fanart from Reddit and boiled it down into one shameless anal-focused scene, no plot, no talking, just rhythm and skin and the sense that you somehow woke up in the middle of a crossover nobody had the right to make and everyone secretly wanted anyway.

There’s this weird magic in how nothing really “happens” and still everything is happening. Android 18 moves with that cold precision, like she calculated the exact angle where her booty will hover over your mouth, just out of reach, like she knows you’re useless here and enjoys it. Erza is the opposite, her ass movement feels more playful, almost chaotic, like she is the one who dragged 18 into this little beach sin-session and is now showing off, cheeks bouncing, sometimes almost clapping in your face, sometimes slowing down just enough that you catch yourself leaning forward at a screen like an idiot. The camera sits low, submissive, like you’re stuck in the sand while they use your head as their personal seat cushion. You get pussy flashes, that quick glimpse here and there when they shift position, a little pink flash that makes your brain glitch for a second, especially when it happens while they arch their backs and present fully, like “here, have this, but only for one frame, enjoy suffering.” Anal is the star though. Their butts are treated like holy objects, center stage, big, round, demanding, the way they tilt and spread just enough so your imagination fills all the gaps. It’s almost rude how short and looping it is. You just start syncing your breathing to Erza’s slow bounce, Android 18’s more measured grind, and then you realize this is it. No climax scene, no “next phase”, just you looping like a horny goldfish pressing replay, pretending your hand hasn’t already figured out the timing like a rhythm game.

That’s the thing that got me. It feels like a dirty little GIF you shouldn’t like as much as you do, but you keep it open in a small Chrome tab anyway, somewhere between Twitter and xVideos, letting it run while you do other stuff, then suddenly you’re staring again. The beach background is almost nothing, just light and sand and that lazy sea vibe, but somehow it adds to the fantasy of “sunburned pervert wakes up and two famous anime girls are using his face as furniture.” There’s no voice lines, no moans, no cheesy music trying to be sexy, only the animation doing the work, like those old Flash loops that used to live on sketchy sites, except cleaner and more focused on asses. At one point Erza leans forward just a tiny bit more and her red hair falls, covering half of 18 from your view, and that small moment stuck with me way more than it should, because it feels almost intimate, like you’re spying on something they’re doing for themselves, not for you. And yeah, it’s basically a glorified loop about booty and anal teasing, you’re not getting a deep gameplay session out of this, but sometimes that’s exactly what fries your brain in the nicest way: two iconic babes, one beach, your face in the wrong place and the right place at the same time, and nothing to do except watch them bounce until your wrist gives up or your browser starts lagging.

Laundry spinning, kid finally asleep, phone on silent, I opened this thing just “to check it out” and suddenly I’m in some horny isekai fever dream where all the Demon Slayer girls want to climb on my soul. It starts super simple, like any Ren’Py visual novel, click through some text, pick a choice, think “ok, I know this drill.” Then you notice how they look at you. Shinobu giving that calm doctor smile while talking sweet poison, and the dialogue suddenly shifts from polite to straight up “I want to test your stamina, for research.” Romance flags everywhere, harem energy strong, and I’m sitting there in sweatpants pretending I’m not grinning at my monitor like an idiot. The game treats you like the center of some fucked up softcore universe, you’re the outsider dude dropped in, and every route basically asks, “Whose bed do you ruin first?” Nezuko all shy and needy, Mitsuri just horny sunshine that can’t shut up about how “thick” you are, Daki with that mean, bratty mouth that makes you want to pin her to a wall. Half the time I’m skipping chores just to push one more choice, see one more CG, then I remember I left clothes in the washer and just keep going anyway. Priorities, right.

What I liked is how the game doesn’t pretend to be some serious epic. It’s horny fanfiction that knows exactly what it is. Choices usually boil down to: be a gentleman, be a tease, or be a complete degenerate, and the girls react in a way that actually feels kinda in-character, if their original show had been aired on Pornhub instead of TV. One scene with Aoi caught me off guard: she’s scolding you like a strict nurse, then one tiny dialogue choice and suddenly she’s straddling you on the infirmary bed, trying to keep her voice down while begging you to go deeper. Filthy as hell, but written with enough charm that it doesn’t feel like a soulless click-and-fap thing. I wish there was more jealousy drama though. If you’re juggling a full harem, I want Mitsuri pouting, Shinobu smiling while promising “punishment,” Daki calling you a useless pig while still grinding on your thigh. It flirts with that, but never totally commits, and I kinda hate that, but I also know they’re never changing it, so whatever, I’ll still play. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you get a really tender romantic moment, stars and confessions, and literally two clicks later you’re balls-deep in one of them against a tree with zero transition. But, honestly, that messy vibe fits. Feels like watching fan edits on TikTok where everything’s just vibes and horny brain.

The lewd scenes themselves are not shy. You get full-on fucking with sound, skin slapping, messy kissing, and dirty talk that actually made me mute once because I forgot my window was open. Mitsuri riding you like a maniac, moaning about how perfect your cock is, Nezuko clutching your arm like she’s scared she’ll break if you go harder, Shinobu whispering in your ear exactly how you’re filling her, all clinical and filthy at the same time. The camera moves just enough so you actually see bodies grinding, not just static poses. Sometimes the lines are a bit awkward, but honestly that made it feel more real, like porn written at 2 in the morning by someone too horny to edit. There’s romance, there’s tender cuddling after you’ve absolutely wrecked them, there’s playful teasing before you push them onto the futon and go again. And yeah, I got annoyed that one scene reused the same background for like three different girls and it pulled me out of the mood for half a second, but I still clicked through and finished anyway. That’s the kind of game this is: messy, horny, shameless, and somehow exactly what my tired adult brain wanted after folding endless socks and answering work emails on my phone. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.