ok so i played this naruto parody thing called shinobi secrets and honestly the ai cg is rough as hell. like some images look almost passable and then tsunade's tits are just. wrong. not in a funny way but in a "did the ai even look at a reference" way. but whatever you're not here for art critique.

the setup is you're some loser shinobi who finds a mind control jutsu and immediately decides to use it on every kunoichi in the village. classic. i spent way too long on the hinata scene because the game lets you choose between a handjob and footjob and i kept reloading to see if the dialogue changed. it barely does. the tsunade oral sex scene has this weird thing where her mouth doesn't quite line up and it reminded me of those old flash games on newgrounds except somehow jankier. sakura's scene is there i guess. tenten exists. ino has a moment that made me laugh because the protagonist says something so cringey i had to put my phone down. the orochimaru stuff is... a choice. didn't expect that tag but here we are.

the mobile game aspect is whatever, it runs in browser so no app store bullshit. the choices matter apparently but i kept picking the most unhinged options and the consequences were basically "you're a creep and bad things happen" which like. yeah man i know that's the point. the shizune content is surprisingly decent? or maybe i was just tired. the fantasy setting is barely there, it's just naruto names slapped on a porn plot. i wish the ai cg was consistent because when it works it's hot but when it fails it's nightmare fuel. anyway the male protagonist has the personality of wet cardboard but that's par for the course.