Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

This DBZ hentai thing caught me completely off guard when I was browsing through some anime stuff last week. Like, I knew there was tons of Dragon Ball porn out there but this one's different - it's specifically about Bulma and Vegeta's first time together and holy shit does it go hard on the "painful first experience" angle. The whole setup is basically Vegeta being this massive Saiyan prince with zero experience in being gentle, and Bulma trying to handle his ridiculous alien strength without getting completely wrecked.

What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.

The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.

Moon looks like she walked out from some innocent Saturday morning show, but this thing grabs her and smears filth all over that soft, pastel vibe. She’s got that classic Pokemon-hero energy, bright eyes, sailor style, all “let’s go on an adventure,” and then suddenly the only adventure is how deep a huge black cock can disappear inside a tiny teen hole. It feels dirty in a way that’s half trashy porn, half weird fan letter. The scene is like a little shrine built for people who always wondered what was under that skirt while pretending to care about catching monsters. And yeah, the answer is: a tight pussy that doesn’t stay innocent for more than two clicks, and a butt that ends up being the real main character.

The way everything is laid out, your mouse turns into this greedy fingertip, always hunting for one more spot to press, one more reaction to pull out of her. Touch her here and she blushes, touch her there and suddenly you’re opening her legs, lining up that heavy shaft with her slit, watching her face turn from “oops” to “fuck me” in a couple of lazy frames. It pretends to give you choice, like pussy or ass is some deep moral moment, but honestly the game just keeps whispering “put it in her ass, you know you want to see that” until you do it. Once you slide into her butt, that’s when the whole thing clicks: she’s this tiny trainer trying to handle a final boss between her cheeks, and the way her body stretches around it is absurd and kind of funny and hot at the same time. I caught myself grinning like an idiot when the first thick thrust pushed her forward, like she almost wanted to crawl off the screen.

There’s this one small background thing that drove me crazy. You’re there, happily wrecking her, already thinking about how much cum you’ll paint her with at the end, and then you notice some little hidden surprise you can poke. Suddenly her chest starts swelling, soft little bumps turning into huge anime tits that look almost too big for her thin body, like two moons orbiting the girl called Moon. It’s stupid. It’s perfect. She’s got this dazed look, tiny waist, huge rack, ass already used up, and your cock still pulsing inside. When you finally hit that cumshot, it’s not just a lazy splash. It pours over her like you broke some internal dam: white streaks on her face, dripping down those new breasts, pooling in her navel, sticky lines across her thighs. It feels less like “rewarding” her and more like claiming the whole screen, turning this sweet Nintendo girl into a used hentai canvas. And if you’re like me, you sit there, cursor hovering, thinking “ok I’m done,” and then you click again, just to watch the animation one more time, because something about seeing that little trainer coated, stretched, and ruined is way more hypnotic than you want to admit.

Hancock on that bridge looks exactly like the kind of bad decision you make when your phone is at 4% and Pornhub just froze. It’s rough, it’s clearly made by someone who loved her way too much and learned Flash from some rusty tutorial on Newgrounds, and somehow that fits her stupidly arrogant personality. You open the thing expecting a simple loop and it actually gives you a tiny bit of control, which caught me off guard. Not a ton, don’t get excited, but enough to feel like you’re bullying the “Empress” instead of just watching another loop from Rule34video on mute while Discord pings in the background.

The setup is ridiculous in a good way. There’s this narrow stone bridge, sea in the back, like some budget version of Amazon Lily or maybe Marineford if the dev squinted hard. Boa is already naked, no build up, no dialogue about Luffy, nothing. She just drops straight into anal like she was waiting for it the whole damn series. Huge boobs bouncing in that fake-physics kind of way, nipples a bit too bright, like someone played with saturation in Photoshop and then forgot to dial it back. She’s riding on top, ass swallowing this oversized cock that looks like something out of those old Flash games from H-games.org. The best part is how the animation almost glitches when you go too fast. It stutters a little, her hair jitters, and her butt kind of clips for one frame. I’m complaining, but actually that scuffed feeling makes it hotter than half the super polished stuff on Nutaku, because it feels like you’re not meant to be here.

Clicking to change speed is the only thing you really do, and yet I found myself sitting there for way too long just trying to find the “sweet spot” where her ass looks tight but not like it’s about to explode into pixels. Slow speed makes her look like she’s worshipping the cock, taking it deep, breathing through it. Medium speed turns her into this needy queen who pretends she’s in control but her eyes say “fuck me harder.” Max speed breaks everything. Her boobs go everywhere, her ass stretches around the shaft and you see that little bump each time it hits deep, and her face flips between bored and fucked-out so quickly it’s almost funny. There’s no sound at first if you mute the tab, so I turned it back on and the audio is that cheap hentai moan pack you’ve probably heard a thousand times on random XVideos compilations. Still did the job. I kept thinking, “She should be calling out Luffy here,” but also, I didn’t miss him. This feels like her secret scene with some nameless pirate she’d never admit to.

What actually stuck with me, weirdly, is how tight they made her asshole look. Someone stared at reference material way too long. When she sinks all the way down, there’s this tiny pause where the ring stretches just a bit more and then clenches, and that one frame sells the whole animation. I kept replaying that part, trying different speeds, ignoring the fact that the background is just this static bridge with water that doesn’t move at all. That stupid bridge annoyed me, by the way. Too clean, no cracks, no vibe, just “here is bridge, now fuck.” I kept waiting for something else to happen, like a new position, maybe some titjob or her turning around, but nope. It’s just her on top, taking it in the ass, like the dev spent all their energy on one single fantasy and then tapped out. Honestly, it’s lazy. It’s also exactly the kind of thing I end up replaying after I close my browser and open it again “just to check something” and then suddenly Hancock is bouncing on that cock again, looking like she’s way too proud to admit how much she loves getting her ass stuffed like that.